Stop calling us a Central European country, we are Nordic, thank you.
Stop calling us a Central European country, we are Nordic, thank you
Geography > muh feels.
Germany together with Poland are my third and forth favorite Central European country, right after Czech Republic and Hungary
My pale g*rman cousin bullies me with her smelly feet for being Italian
Fuck off kraut
>t. triggered Southron
Feels good to be Nordic and superior.
Do german women like bullying southern european boys with their smelly pale feet?
Your probably part slav from when the soviets raped your grandmother
I wouldn't know, I find women icky.
With Russian penis, there is no rape, only tickling.
My cousin says I have moorish feet and that they smell of oil and kebabs. German girls crush cabbage with their smelly feet and make sauerkraut.
I think she secretly likes my swarthy feet though.
Poland is eastern Europe. Any Warsaw Pact nation is automatically eastern Europe.
>wall of text
>not a single mention of penis
Dropped.
t.1/16th slavic muttboi
rude
you're probably part african from when your ancestor decided to fuck the family slave
Much like America, Poland is a proud African nation.
How much do germans like italian feet?
can you fuck off footfag?
Not everyone in America is a southerner
Youre probably depressed from seeing the sun twice a year
Show your fingolian feet
You aren't Nordic. Danes and Swedes are Nordic.
I don't think you can call Germany a single ethnicity.
Care to comment on the Swabish then?
Aren't Swabians the most legit Germans?
I'm in love.
>Care to comment on the Swabish then?
No.
>autism
I knew germans love brown feet
They are clearly white.
Nope moors polluted south Italy with their brown toes so now my feet are dark too
Germ women can’t resist it though
You only exist to serve the jew.
We consider you a middle eastern country.
t. the actual Nordics.
They are white.
German women don’t like wh*te feet and I’ve had lots of germainic gf’s so my feet are obviously those of moors
They are as white as mine, therefore I shall conclude that you are Nordic too.
These feet look familiar
Pics please
What a nigger
This isn’t her but she looks similar to this.
Don’t bully. She also makes sauerkraut by stepping on cabbage barefoot.
I don't like this post.
are you originally from turkey?
As an arab country, your geographical position compared to the middle east is pretty nordic indeed.
>tfw no cute nazi boyfriend to give you footjob
why live
Do polish girls like cute medboys with brown feet?
I'm Bavaryan.
I will be your bf
Polish have some cute feet since they’re all mongols
Even in Bayern?
Bavaryans are the original Nordics.
thats not how you make sauerkraut
>soviet rape baby
>nordic
Only in Germanistan are people this insane
Yes it I is. My germ cousin told me.
Of course you are Mehmet. And I'm not a goat fucker who poos in the road
Ok, so get out of from Pommerania, Lusatia and Saarland.
wrong
You are either Eastern Europe or Western Europe and you belong to Western part.
Germany is eastern Europe. Always has been. It's the part the Romans didn't domesticate and east of them were the Russians. At best they were the western Prussians.
You once were nordic
Mám lepší nápad. Trojí dělení.
>Your
You're probably not even white
germany is alpine.
and arab ofc
Good
Nah mate nah you're our Mexico.
Do they smell like fritos?
Germany is a slavic, germanic, celtic, roman mix, but our culture and language is mostly germanic.
>t. mutt edukayshun
Poland is literally in the center of Europe.
No one calls you Central European though.. only West.
What the fuck did you just say Infidel
Fuck off spamfaggot
literally, the center of the european continent's land mass is in northwest bavaria krautard
You are the pulsing heart of Europe.
Nordic, Western and Central: all three at once.
Genetically you are proto slavic (((polish)))
No
Beer and fermented cabbages
Polaks smell of bleach and poo in general
Europe is a fictional construct you dumb american. Stop idolizing something you don't know anything about.
I thought polish women feet smell of rice since they are mongolian