My NPC of a Mother

My mom told me that she was a firm supporter of Bernie Sanders, and that she's a "Democratic Socialist." This makes me want to die a little because of all of the evidence of socialism being bullshit. She still doesn't listen because "muh free college" and "muh socialized medicine."

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Grab her by the pussy

you must
kill

This

aw but she raised you. let her play in her sand castle while you go about rectifying this damaged state. let her win the arguments, just whatever, you got better things to do than worry about her inferior opinion. you'll win her on the back end this way

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Show her how nice the job market is in South Korea. Everyone has a degree. So, businesses hire based on GPA and how renowned the school is. Hope she likes the idea of never getting hired because she couldn't devote 80 hours a week to school.

Just stop another funnel candidate

>all of the evidence of socialism being bullshit

Is it though?

A bit overboard, but still a suggestion nonetheless.
Lol
At least she wouldn't be able to vote while in the trash

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um i hate to break it to you sweaty but socialism isn't bullshit it really exists, free college and socialized medicine are real things, which many countries institute, and they do just fine economically

you are the npc

Good idea, user

How is socialism bullshit? The people who would suffer the most would be wealthy Jews, "put ball in hole niggers, and nigger music artists.

If College becomes free then a degree will be 100% worthless. Can't wait for all the REEEing from all those millennials who got saddled with student loan debt if Bernie somehow gets into office; It will hasten the collapse.

>Save the government 32 trillion over 10 years
Lmao.
Even Vox, who licks Sanders' balls, said the following.
"The federal government would spend a lot more money on health care, but overall US health spending would be about the same as otherwise projected."

So this would COST 13.2 trillion over ten years.

This would also presume that revenues from Wall Street and the estate tax would remain the same and people wouldn't just move to nations with friendlier markets such as Singapore, Hong Kong, or Luxembourg due to the presence of the new taxes.


Oppa, also throw in(expensive) alternative energy and throw out(cheap) fossil fuels that Sanders' hates(even though his beloved Scandinavia pays for their welfare state with it!) and you have
A: Even more government spending
B: Even less government revenue as the fossil fuels would be reduced
and
C: Loss of U.S. competition as the U.S. would not longer be the largest oil exporter.

Whoever made this is either naive, or purposefully lying.

The elite don't pay taxes. Socialism is a redistribution of wealth from the middle class to the lower class so all that is left are the very rich and the very poor.

Respect your elders.

Yeah, because we would implement it the same way it's defined, right? We take away their money we, take away their influence.

All universities that have any form of nigger sports are diploma mills already. Look at MIT, they promoted a nigger football player as if he were a math genius.

I'm glad my mom died when I was 8. If she was alive at my current age, and supported Bernie, I'd be in prison awaiting trial for lawfully killing a traitor.

What a coward. You'd kill your mom for being a socialist, yet you don't go after those destroying our society. You wouldn't do shit and you know it.

Show her how his plan failed in Vermont failed after 3 years and how Romneycare is still going in Massachusetts

Your mum sounds like a reasonable person.

Got any sexy feet pics?

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yeah, real worthless. though i encourage cucks like you to continue thinking that, rich yankees will always need an underclass to do the bitch labor.

My brother is a bernout who's also a burnout that dropped out of college. Who could have guessed.

Get your facts straight faggo5t
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im gonna fuck your mom and cum in her mouth op

USA is already socialist. VERY socialist. We live and breath socialism here in the states. We got title 19, food stamps, Medicare, Medicaid, fire departments, police, military, public school, highways payed for by taxpayers, usps, public parks.
90% of the population wouldn’t even be able to read without public school.
So... I’m totally not voting for Bernie I’m actually more right wing to be honest. But we are full blown socialist and today. It’s just that politicians refuse to admit it. Here’s what Democrats like Bernie do, they try to make more socialism. And republicans like trump, they just basically don’t add any more socialism but they sure as fuck don’t take any socialism away. No republican in the whole 20th century has ever dissolved a socialist program. Makes me think that republicans, who just allow our country to remain socialist aren’t a certain breed of socialist themselves. They just can sit back and not have to take the blame for the socialism in our country.

Healthcare for all isn't a bad idea. Of course the meme of "BUT WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET THE MONEY?!?DURRR" always comes up. We create government revenue streams (mainly investing excess reserves into the stock market) and allow that investment to accrue for the american people and when it comes time to pay the universal healthcare bill, we cash out our stocks and use that to pay it.

lets pass 4 trillion dollar tax cuts for our rich friends.

BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET THE MONEY?

lmao who cares! The middle class will pay for it and their kids will too, and their kids. We will have great lives right now.

The dumb right will support Trump no matter what he does, LETS DO IT!

Just tell her you are a nationalist socialst and take it from there

OK junior, I’ll attempt to give you some good advice. Listen to your mommy. She has much more life experience than you do and always will have. Democratic Socialism is the best thing that could ever happen for you and for the USA. It’s not the evil “socialism” or especially the very very evil “authoritarian socialism” like Trump beleives in for the very rich and wealthiest companies. Democratic Socialism is an economic system for the real working people and their families in this country. Think Bernie & AOC. Flip the bird to all the MAGAPEDES and join us. You’ll be glad you did.

You would implement it however the legislators wrote it, which is to say, in such a way that protects or outright exempts their own interests. You are kidding yourself if you think it ever has or ever will be otherwise.

Nice bait faggot

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>self-described fascist who lives with his Mom and has to consult Jow Forums for talking points
kek, this board never disappoints

Communism and Socialism aren't the same. In the American context, socialism is about taxes. Usually high, especially on high gross income or net worth. Not directly controlling the means of production as is Communism.

This. Few people realize this. Communist countries: North Korea, China, russia(pre 1992).
Socialist countries: nazi germany(and Germany today), France, Uk, pretty much all of Europe, Canada. And....
The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
USA is socialist as fuck!
Now what is the difference between the two:
Communism-state owns everythng your house your food, the grocery store, your car, everything. There’s very little to no privately owned businesses goods and services at all.
Socialism- privately owned business and services exist and are free to grow and succeed and do business freely. Grocerie stores, hospitals, paramedics, truck drivers, a good chunk of every good and service is owned and run privately. Governement takes taxes to provide military, public schools, police, firefighters, foodstamps and etc...
So as you can see there is a big difference between the two.
Communism does not work and is a flawed and shitty system.
Socialism works very well. The USA has been thriving very well the last 100 years or so as a socialist country.

Her tight evil commie pussy getting smashed by a big white capitalist dick

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present her the only sucessful Revolutionary Syndicalist:
Mussolini

Its the only way she will follow through with her diet bro

>my mother believes in le abortions because muh feminism muh woman's choice
>but sent me to a catholic school in 7th grade because she didn't like the idea of me getting a girlfriend
>thinks women should be catholic priests
>but doesn't like seeing gays or early christmas stuff
>but thinks multiculturalism is good
>thinks Beta O'Rourke is good
>but not le commie Sanders even though they're functionally the same

Democrat "women" are cancer and deserve to starve. And if anyone asks, yes I do plan to cut off contact and let my mother rot.

>inb4 asshurt boomers who realize that their kids probably hate them too

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You think that's bad? I showed my mom BBC Pidgin and she actually said "Just because it's different doesn't make it any less English."

She also has severe Trump Derangement Syndrome. To her, everything Trump does is the worst thing that ever happened, until the next day when he does something else. Then that's the worst thing ever.

Socialism fails when you let in foreign shitskins. Welfare for whites only. Chase off, or kill are browns.

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