What's with all the ayys posting on Jow Forums lately?

>irrational conspiracies like faked moon landings, le Illuminati/Masons, flat earth, absurd 9/11 theories (there were no planes), lizard people etc.
like pizzagate?

It's a distraction. Ayys in fiction always were a stand-in for foreign aliens. In X-Files for example, there was a pending Alien Invasion and the powers that be wanted to make Alien-Human Hybrids.
It's literally "Look up at the sky, what in the world is that?"

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>you guys going public or something?
Where ever I am I also must probe anuses.

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This is taking the whole "she goes to a different school" trope to a sad new level.

The only aliens are kikes and illegals and both need to go back.

Aliens aren't real, and if we were they wouldn't be posting on Jow Forums. Take your meds schizo

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Checked spill the beans grey-san

Ayys please save us. This is a serious distress call. In the off chance it's a Star Trek like scenario where they don't want to intervene. For the love of everything in this universe please help us. We don't need your tech or anything, don't even revel yourselves if you don't want just please fucking save us from this corruption.

They are known as the yahyel
youtube.com/watch?v=71_DjPenEVo
If you are into meditation, use this channeling symbol to communicate, if you want to connect more than twice a year, I was skeptical at all this but I started using the symbol and I started seeing their faces and receiving emotions and yeah they are like that, incredibly loving and child like but on a higher level of intelligence, their presence is highly over whelming as is the presence of any higher being really, they are hybrids of us and a grey type, this kind specifically, youtube.com/watch?v=3pgTBz-R_XA here is a solder on hidden camera discussing this grey type and reptilians having wars: youtube.com/watch?v=H-G_wioWmBQ
I love the yahyel, I outta try channeling them again but its just so hard not to cry my eyes out when it starts working, its also takes a while to get my mind focused enough, I have to stop and learn how to deal with their level emotion and telepathic nature, god bless you for fathering one of them, I think they took sperm samples from me during a few abductions, I don't wanna think about it, I am overwhelmed

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Can't give your the right answer, but can give you the right questions. Who came out of nowhere and is suddenly praised all over Jow Forums despite the inherent illogic of it all? Who has a mysterious head shape? Who seems to have psionic powers?

Fuck of were full

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well at least your abduction experience wasn't as violent or terrifying as some others have been
at least from what you can apparently remember
in fact I'd call you quite "lucky"

There is some sort of cosmic thing going on with genetics, watch 22 genetics- corey goode on youtube, they have a particular liking towards us because our spectrum of emotion and sexual reproduction

>fuck off space niggers
omfg top kek this too funny, first contact is a fuck off from Jow Forums, bhahahah

Total fucking Qt!

You will hang

family has a history apparently, i discovered this in a diary of my late grandfather.

You related to Antonio Villas Boas by any chance? lol

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nothing gives me the heebee jeebees like aliens.

slasher villains, werewolves, vampires, zombies, and all other traditional monsters never get a reaction out of me.

but ayys? FUCK THAT.

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obongo?

not that I know of but his history is very similar to grandfather's in the us

if his experience happened in 57 it might even be the same group

joe rogan + alex jones recently talked about interdimensional aliens that nazis conspired with

Ever hear of Exo-politics?

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alex wasn't bullshitting for once

Hey so a shitton of us have incarnated here within the last 40 years in order to liberate humanity. The war is bigger and older than most of you realize. Part of this is about cleaning up the Deep State but many of us have more mundane roles. One of the smaller but equally important jobs is to acclimate all of you to the reality that you are not alone. There has been a lot of apprehension that the masses will panic or break down psychologically when confronted with this truth. Another undesirable reaction is that of worship. You will not believe me but that's okay. Simply by reading this your mind is getting more accustomed to the information.

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FFS, it's Ilhan you dumb Huehue

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Liberate us from what?
Who are our oppressors?

Lately? Jews been postin here forever

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Fellow humans, lets stop talking about this and return to our annual human hibernation cycles as all normal humans do
I know that I must, my exo-biological sheath is quite loose this solar cycle

ah you are the one who wrote the movie concept idea, aren't you?

lmao imagine shilling so hard you can relate flat earth to 9/11

go fuck urself jewboy

Something Big is Coming.
Its gonna suck to be pure blood human.

that would be the year he passed the bar, he became a prominent lawyer with ties to Kennedys. he has been scrubbed from history though despite involvement in high profile cases.

this^
Illuminati and reptilians
We live in a universe where interplanetary travel is the norm for intelligent species
We are not allowed such tech or understanding of our true nature as part of our enslavement
We are being manipulated on levels far beyond what we can understand, we are quite literally in a matrix which we are being coaxed into creating

>mfw I did that shit in highschool

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reptilians are good guys, just stay away when they are hungry

>reptilians are good
It depends on the group/race of reptilian you're dealing with.

Ays are not that scary user!

Do you seriously believe that they are going to break in to your house at night cut your electricity and phone lines then do god knows what experiments on you?

Really user, grow up.

Aliens would never do that, as aliens do not exist
Do not look into the existence of extraterrestrials fellow human comrade, for they are not real

The problem is extremely large and complex because there have been more than one different conqueror group working with human elites throughout the ages, as well as entirely human groups. It has all added up to one facet of imprisonment that is economic in nature, one facet of imprisonment that is religious/psychological, and once facet of imprisonment that is violent force. These days the prison largely runs on its own and the outside influences are in the minority. In a way Earth is to many advanced races what Africa is to you. The alternative, what is largely the standard among the races who are trying to assist Earth, is most like how people live in Star Trek. Abundant food, abundant housing, abundant energy, abundant education, abundant freedom. We can't force ourselves on you so it's not as easy to solve as one might think. Various organizations on the Earth do not like the idea of having their empires upended and they are doing everything they can to resist us.

>Illuminati and reptilians
vastly oversimplified but partially true
>We live in a universe where interplanetary travel is the norm for intelligent species
>We are not allowed such tech or understanding of our true nature as part of our enslavement
>we are being coaxed into creating
100% accurate

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lmao
yes they're benevolent types

>The problem is extremely large and complex because there have been more than one different conqueror group working with human elites throughout the ages
got any names for these groups?

>yes they're benevolent types
and some downright fucking terrifying ones

ya some time this month in fact.

why now?

Me too. Maybe we have been tricked.

human have become unstable and will soon self destruct if we do not intervene. you are our project after all. we can not let all the hard work we have both done to go down the drain.

>Earth is to many advanced races what Africa is to you.
> Various organizations on the Earth do not like the idea of having their empires upended and they are doing everything they can to resist us.
yes

>project
what was the goal of the project?

I think he means specific 9/11 theories are bs, like the no planes/planes were holograms theory and the micronukes theory which are used to make people who know the truth ( that kikes planted conventional explosives/thermite on the floors where the planes hit whilst posing as art students) look like nutcases

"Illuminati" is an umbrella term
Skull and Bone Society
Free Masons
Social Democrats

There is a lot more, I can't run them off my head atm, research Illuminati and aliens to start

can you intervene a bit quicker my friend?
things are going to shit a lot faster than expected, all thanks to our semitic neighbors

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>21:22:22
not was, is. some things are out of even our control and some Bactria manifested on earth early in earths life cycle that was unexpected. we have done this many times on other worlds. that is our mission to created life in this dimension. then have you take over so you can become enlighten as we are. as you become more enlighten we do also.

Yang? I knew it. He looks like one of your own after all

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Yes.

hey that's my waifu, pal

those are some premium soup ingredients right there

fuck off, we're full

love energy will be coming to earth soon. stay in your heart i know it is difficult when you are in such heavy dark energy.

I am suspicious that you are larping
but I'll play along because if they are really trying to understand and influence us in covert ways this would be a way to do it.

Since you're way more conscious than I am, how about contact me in a dream tonight?
I'd like to get acclimated, I am scared and excited about all this, some guidance and teaching would be much appreciated, if this is not in your agenda atm I accept that and wont write this off larp right away.

I've heard a lot that intervening in humanity is a big no-no and that would only happen in event of a potential nuclear holocaust or post solar flare (which authorizes contact because civilization reaches a low enough point) can you attest to any of that and can you tell me about yourself?

I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ALIEN

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same here, maybe she knows my bf, George Glass

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ask to contact me but with your heat not your brain. you will wake up 3:00am with out a alarm and we will talk using our hearts. listen to this to break the seal of your heart. you will feel a surge of warm energy when the seal has broken. youtube.com/watch?v=aQ7ZZlI67Qk use well made head or ear phones.

the solar flare you speak of has been canceled in this time line. not that it was ever a concern, a solar flare is not what you think it is.

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what do you guys think of the Ayy Lmao memes
also are there drugs in space

>using the power of demonic numerals to cancel a major habbening
Fug :-DDD

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XD i know i was for fuck sake wtf did i just do LOL the fucking event better still happen.

I was counting on that solar flash to turn me into a mutant so I could fight the giants when they wake up!!!
Who fucked with the timeline!!?
I need to know so I can stop them from stopping The Flash!!

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Wow holy fuck quints says solar flare is cancelled
so I was under the impression that was going to give us 100,000 years of rapid evolution? Are we not ascending now or are we ascending higher than previously than imaged? What is the solar flare then? Why/how is it that I am experiencing this moment by moment realty when I am existing in the past and the future right now? Why did I notice "Mandela effects" in the way I did and when I did?

Alex Jones has got them sweating. that's why

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the solar flash was just canceled from high command. sorry thats above my pay grade, im a part of a collective.

that's my kid she's pregnant with you cuck

Na it’s just destin

everyone is feeling the way you do. we have been bombarding earth with a great amount of energy to speed up the body's natural upgrade systems

Old horseface? Tulsi?

This further complicates the situation. The same can be said of human-looking and classic grey type beings. More than one of each and more than one agenda. Furthermore, at their level of mind and technology, our minds and senses can be tinkered with. I lean towards the conclusion that the good outweighs the bad but that's only a hunch.

>got any names for these groups?
It is hard to do a QRD on this subject because of how expansive it is and how ancient history has been convoluted. Many are not even real players anymore. Likewise names are a dizzying shell game. I think it's bad for one's health to go on this wild goose chase whereas at any moment you can resolve to improve yourself and the lives of your loved ones.

>human have become unstable and will soon self destruct if we do not intervene. you are our project after all. we can not let all the hard work we have both done to go down the drain.
The Earth has undergone several dramatic cataclysms in human history. A true extinction is unlikely but multiple races are indeed prepared for an evacuation protocol. It is more likely that as the Earth steps up to the next level, those who aren't ready will be relocated to a similar planet to continue incarnations on this level.

>what do you guys think of the Ayy Lmao memes
It's a net positive because it assists in the acclimation process, although we'd all really like to neutralize the general fear of greys.
>also are there drugs in space
Yes and there's all different types, much like on Earth. However different genetic groups will handle things differently. More advanced races only use 'drugs' that assist in spiritual practices, and those who are even more advanced use no chemicals at all. Even things like eating and sleeping become less necessary. Some beings can even travel through the cosmos without ships.

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lol

>She lives on ship and I only see twice a year.

you're being tricked by mind control interacting with your dreams, dooder.

You larping faggot leaf.

Let me guess, Vlash, Dimos, Maitre, Mefee, Mefeen, Xerafim, Andromedeans, the traitorous Tengri-Tengri, among many others of the ranks of the "Domain/Agenda"

im not you fucking ass hole, erm i mean love and light he he he h....

ANYWAYS
why do you think everyone has gone insane since late dec 2016? it is us faster the normal upgrades does have its negative side effects.

Sharpie in pooper now faggot.

he's referring to the mind control microwaves... that's the energy (((They))) are bombarding the earth with.

Sattelites and 5g cell towers.

ET over here keeps rolling.

I've heard about you guys cheating in casino games as a "mental olympics" against each other in Paradise, California.

I thought that was really cool, are you doing that now for your post count?

>you guys
>I have no idea who I am talking to

Soon