AUS/POL SEX TAPE EDITION

How are we lads?

Mark Geyer denies social media claims about his daughter
NRL legend Mark Geyer has released a statement to respond to “totally false” rumours online linking his daughter to an NRL sex tape.
unv.is/news.com.au/sport/nrl/mark-geyer-denies-social-media-claims-about-his-daughter/news-story/c0cefaf7a8932cd993568c85d0704027

Prime Minister Scott Morrison stokes fears of Labor ‘recession’
Scott Morrison has again warned of the financial consequences of Australians electing a Labor government saying ‘history will show’.
unv.is/news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/prime-minister-scott-morrison-stokes-fears-of-labor-recession/news-story/df9057c5c69aec592983e6be82186353

Australia at risk of US-style inequality and dead end jobs, warns ACTU
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2019-03-05/actu-warning-living-standards-inequality/10871178

Drought wipes billions from Australian farm production
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2019-03-05/value-of-australian-farm-production-drops-abares-figures/10867294?section=politics

The social experiment of African refugees in outback Australia
youtube.com/watch?v=KE_6gpy3XEU

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I'd do Jen.

>how are we lads
sick of vicpol.
I have received 3 fines in my life, 1 when i was 16 for no license while riding a registered dirt bike with my father who was also on a registered bike..
Not displaying P plates because 1 fell off my back window onto the parcel rack and the highway patrol was a cunt and today i get a fine for 109km/h while coasting down a hill with cruise control on did they make it so that shit is not illegal for them to do?
I remember the town i lived in as a kid had its police get in a lot of trouble for sitting at the bottom of a hill and fining people.

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Am i expected to look at my speedo every 5 seconds even if i have fucking cruise control on?

Y’all cunts are alright. Anyway police can write you a citation if you are breaking the law. Just the way it is bud

>look at my speedo every 5 seconds
Don't ever look away

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>Prime Minister Scott Morrison stokes fears of Labor ‘recession’
>Scott Morrison has again warned of the financial consequences of Australians electing a Labor government saying ‘history will show’.
This means the polls are showing that labor is going to win, and the indicators are saying we're at risk of a recession
Good job spooking the markets for political gain liberals

but they were breaking the law, they are not allowed to sit at the bottom of hills as far as i am aware unless that law was removed which it could have been in which case the absolute cunts.
That means you have to cancel your cruise control any time you come to a hill now, fuck me dead i just want to be a lazy cunt.

terrible terrible formatting OP

What is NRL?

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It's shit, watch AFL instead.
youtube.com/watch?v=wdlMnblk3sA

Coppers in my town love setting up speed traps at the bottom of hills trying to catch people on the down slope. Revenue raising cunts.

>kfc
>weed
>coopers

Fuck lads, I am set.

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Definitely want to see this sex tape of Montana Geyer, looks like a real goer I reckon; she'd definitely let you choke her out before cumming all over her motionless face.

>Speeding
>get fine
>WOOOOOOW NOTHING I COULD HAVE DONE TO PREVENT THIS
you could've killed someone you poof

we had a double murder melbournes northern suburbs last night/early this morning.
apparently a retaliation for that murder at the boxing match the other night.

police must be expecting even more retaliation attacks, because the northern suburbs is literally crawling with cops now.
helicopter has been over all day, and a large part of roxburgh park is blocked off by police cars, probably doing raids in that area right now.

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I don't even understand what is going on. I'm assuming some footy player recorded some slut doing slutty things and the media is crying fowl over sexist men or some shit like that?

Need an info dump if possible plus video if there is one

>109km/h in 100km/h zone
It's hardly speeding, my car coasts down hills at 120km/h no worries. why should i have to slam my brakes on for no reason?

Pretty sure he posted a porno of them online or something then they broke up and now it is revenge porn which is illegal.
Welcome to the modern era.

also, a lot of people in the area are complaining that the police took 30+ minutes to arrive at an ACTIVE FUCKING SHOOTING.
meanwhile there is several police stations within 10 minutes driving distance...

i guess this proves what i have been saying here for about the last 2 years... the main police stations in the northern suburbs of melbourne, like broadmeadows and craigieburn.. are sending ALL their officers to the city at night to keep the sudos at bay, and leave ZERO, LITERALLY ZERO officers for the northern suburbs overnight.

for major things, like active home invasions the police here will take anywhere between 30 minutes and 1.5 hours to arrive..
it is unreal... our human rights are being violated... we fucking pay taxes for this.

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Just don't worry about it mate, who cares.

They were saying
>There are too many guns in Australia
on the radio earlier
I predict a proposal to do another gun buyback soon and even stricter regulations.
Remember gun numbers in aus are higher now than pre 1996

>not engine braking

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some of us have to live here.

It was never a law, just verbal reassurances when cameras first came out.
Just write a letter to the issuing officer and ask him to tear it up.
Works in Qld if you are the police commissioners wife.
Fuck captcha

you mean like me too?
retard.

I want to know why nearly every fire truck in Victoria is at Gembrook while fires rage across the entire state, can't melbournes paid fire fighters deal with it?
They really need to have the CFA?

As much as I think "revenge porn" is a slimy act this truly shows women's lack of agency, foresight and inability to find appropriate partners.
If you are going to chase meatheads you need to expect this kind of degenerate behavior from them.

Sick of bitches "playing with fire" and instead of owning up for their fuck ups they blame men as a group. Women's rights was a severe mistake and fuck gynocentrism

We don't really need guns though, we're an island nation in the middle of the fucking ocean, it's not like we're about to be invaded.

it's an ss commonwhore?
down big hills it gets to 120km/h in 6th.
What you are asking is much more effort than pressing the brake.

Watch, they'll do it with the appearance laws. Any modified lee-enfield will become a dangerous weapon, any rifle with a scope or other accessory "of military appearance" will become illegal (even if it's just promotional marketing and the rifle doesn't actually come with those things), they'll restrict everything at the police level and do another buyback. Enjoy your break action shotguns.

They'll probably also demand several references and a police/employer signature to shoot on someone's land.

No shit sherlock, For thousands of years men knew to keep women out of politics because they turn into socialists that act like victims.

WHATS FOR DINNER, LADs?

The illegal act is the sharing of pornographic material without the consent of those it depicts; regardless of the circumstances that lead to sex, the person who spreads the video is the one on the wrong mate.

If you don't like the laws then petition your local member or get into politics yourself.

just stay in 4th then.
how is it more effort to hold the brake for 30+ seconds instead of changing gears once?

Ribs and some mash.

Why are you so sexist?

see (KFC)

>Australia at risk of US-style inequality
WE'RE AT RISK
IT'S NOT ACTUALLY HERE GOY

Because i don't want to have to re activate my cruise control.

oh and because
>clutch, shift, coast, clutch shift back to 6th
then re activate cruise
vs
>brake
then re activate cruise

For thousands of years men did not have rights. It's been a recent thing

I'm in favor of prevention is the best cure mentality.

I am a man of conviction forged, your buzzwords have no effect on me.

Okay, so of your in favour of prevention as a cure, then how is harsh penalties for the offending party not a good deterrent (read: preventative measure)?

I've already had 10 krispy kreme glaze donuts from 7/11

Sure they did, their rights were simply different than they are now.
Like in the dark ages you had a right to die of the plague.
It didn't even care if you were male or female.

Your get lies.
Anyway, cops should not be able to set up speed traps but rather patrols and routes. I regularly game them by slowing to legal immediately when I hit a hill. Doesn't stop me when I pass them. Also I trust me way more than you to keep my driving safe. And I trust other autos to do the same. The cops are only there retroactively to enforce the law. Not to set up traps to meet quotas (illegal but often practiced, HI county for example), or just to be a good boi.
If his cruise control fails and exceeds the set speed by more than a reasonable driver would the limit, that's the onus of the automaker. If I set it at 60kph and it goes 120, it's not my ass that should (and in my rich case) would fry.
Dura lex sed lex sure, but that's nothing to do with executive branch malpractice.

Im gonna make it lads!

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what is in it?
Looks like it needs more meat.

>Dollar going down
>Housing market crashing
>Boomers crying poor
>Tones looking for unpaid interns and getting blasted

A good start to the day.....

Time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

Time for another Reminder That Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.

Which sex tape is this? Links?

wait why can't tones pay them?
Is he expecting them to be living on centrelink and affording life while interning for him?

Tuna mixed with mayo, carrot, red cabbage, coriander, garlic, chilli, capsicum, celery, shallots in a thai dressing

fair enough sounds alright.

I think the budgie drowned.

4 Day "internship" for 12 IT "experts" that will be paid in "experience" of the political process.

In other words he wants 12 Poo's to make Dank meme's for free.

haha
penrith guy is such a nigger
those laws are pretty recent
cucked

the only aussie sex tape that ever mattered,

Sally from Home and Away....

i thought that was pretty dull
mimi macpherson, playing with her cunt, way hotter

What about this one?

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You wanna see REAL AFL before the poofters started running it?
Watch both volumes of "Biffs, Bumps and Bruises".
youtu.be/YCe5uh7Pml4
youtu.be/MErOjHV3h-Q

This cunt is just a saga now.....

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bitches try to jew the banks

baka.com.au/national/nsw/from-a-private-jet-to-a-police-cell-rosemary-rogers-charged-over-alleged-nab-fraud-20190305-p511y1.html

aussies are jews now

Get fucked chink. Not many people are aware that the property industry is the nation’s biggest employer. From crane operators, bulldozer drivers, construction workers, estate agents, to a tonne of other disciplines, the industry accounts for a whopping 1.4 million jobs.

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this cunt kek

all that money to police nigs
on the bright side i hardly ever see cops trying to do people for speeding these days
must be busy with the shitskins

what an absolutely retarded economic model

>fuck off we're fu--

this
imagine how cheap housing would get if unemployment went to 25%
bring it on

you could make it the portion of the economy about 50%, if you include tradies and construction workers buying coffees and food
then all those shitskins that work in the food places paying rent, buying bags of rice, and whatever else

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>NSW Labor leader had to stand down for raping somebody and now today, NSW Labor higher up done for child pornography
Terrible coverage on these but even so, as an outsider I can't understand how the party is still afloat given their usual "me too era" rhetoric and hypocrisy.
Is jew lady really that bad?

Just a reminder that this kind of mouthbreather browses these threads.

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>ywn get to sit on the roof rack as your abo mum hoons down the freeway
abc.net.au/news/2019-03-05/erica-shadforth-guilty-dangerous-driving-son-on-car-roof-rack/10872964

How'ryagoingcunt?

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Don't you have a school to shoot up?
Maybe a wall to build?

>He fined her $1,200, and while dangerous driving does not carry a mandatory licence disqualification, he banned her from driving for 3 months because of the seriousness of the offences.
Abo pass: Granted

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Also: Looks full to me

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This country is fucked for decades. 30 years of boomer led mania. A delusional populace hypnotised by an economic bubble has siphoned all productivity, ingenuity and hope for tech advancements into an enormous bubble. Absolutely ludicrous.

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we're fucked...

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just plain evil too
the australian character is a myth

>nrl sex tapes
this should cheer you up lads
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LMFAO

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Undoubtedly so. And no one even sees it coming yet.

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>$500 per week apartment in Eastern Suburbs
yeah let them rip off idiots in shitty areas i dont care

>never forget the 55 gorillion

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fucking oath was trying to find what the lowest legal springs for the commo are when I saw this pic related comment
Gym is based af

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>Shadforth had sole responsibility for looking after her six children by herself, because her husband was working in Broome, where his family also live.
>his client had decided to relocate to Perth to give her six children a chance at a better life, but she was going through "significant stress" trying to manage them.

I predict some future aspiring rap artists.

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Oy vey

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>men didn’t have rights
Politics has always existed, just not in the one man one vote sense. user’s point stands that for the most part we kept women out of whatever political system existed at the time.

I'm always scared to click links like these.

It's not underage shit is it user?
>I predict some future aspiring rap artists.
MC Long Grass growing up the hard life

Nigga what the fuck you be Eaton? Shiet looks like collard greens and solmon. gets some real food dawg. ya feel me?

Who /perth/ here?

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You're pretending to be retarded right? Panania is literally hell on earth in western suburbs.

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You cunts and fucking constant reee’ing about unpaid internships. Don’t fucking do it. No one is forcing you. It’s four fucking days.

Me god I hate this city

no I'm saying you can get an apartment in the eastern suburbs for 500 so let them low iq idiots do their thing

JUST

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feminists and terfs

>MC Long Grass growing up the hard life
DJ Roofy Rack in da house!

How ya going cunt? Ellenbrook burnt to the ground yet?