Changing the Australian national anthem

mate i was thinking about of that song, it would be perfect change to our current one.

It's ours, and that makes it good enough.

Yeah change it so it includes the rights of Aboriginal people and how wh*te men stole their aboriginal land which is rightfully theirs.

Aussie comedian Adam Hills has an excellent idea - keep the same words, but sing it to the tune of 'working class man'

youtube.com/watch?v=YLAM1ZrWLVo

Should be this

Big noongi agrees

quick how do I move to Australia

I don't wanna work or anything

I think the only acceptable anthem would have to be an AC/DC song like T.N.T.

ESL spotted
Fuck off we're full

I thought it was this
youtube.com/watch?v=_pKSkfR1t1A

Would change it to this
youtube.com/watchv=qb67Y638rHI

I'm from the crackatini tribe and I approve this post

We have a cuck anthem. Need something lit af like nz

>this

It was a poem written in the 1800, and it said "Brittania rules the waves, advance Australia fair". The section about "those who come across the sea" literally listed the countries in the British isles only. This shit was changed when we transitioned from God Save The Queen to be as 'inclusive' as possible.

Look up the original poem, its actually a really strong anthem. The (((current))) version makes us sound like a bunch of poofters.

I teach civics at high school, and show all my students the original version every year.

Our older version was the stuff of true blue patriotism but it has been progressively degraded over time.
youtube.com/watch?v=SaQ73WBZeyY

>When gallant Cook from Albion sailed,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
>True British courage bore him on,
Til he landed on our shore.
>Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
>With all her faults we love her still
Britannia rules the wave.

New Zealand's anthem opens with Maori. I can't conceive of a more cuckish anthem than one sing in a foreign language.

The original is actually a decent song. It was (((changed))).

youtube.com/watch?v=SaQ73WBZeyY

Beat me to it.

Trade it in for the Italian anthem. It sounds so much like the theme song from "Tobar, the 8th Man"

It's Thunderstruck, but it never gets past the intro for twelve minutes.

I'm Maori at least we fucking fought back

Nobody cares.
A completely irrelevant country on the world stage.

New Zealand isn't your country. When do you leave?

Fuck off, the outback's full

How has this not been posted yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=qb67Y638rHI

Whatever, you sing your anthem in your tongue, but for a White New Zealander to do so as well is cuckish notwithstanding it being a sign of patriotism for you.

youtu.be/yTMef0yhmyA This would be ideal, but don't even think about changing the flag

>australians all let ostriches
>for we are young and free
>with golden toil and wealth for soil
>our land is girt by sea
>our land abound in nature's gifts
>of beauty rich and rare
>in history's page
>let every stage
>advance australia fair
>other bullshit I don't know
Our country is great because we have lots of shit to sell to China and we have ocean so that's kewl

I'll kill you like we did to the blokes before us

I wouldn't mind changing the anthem to this variant.

Also

>Mentions God
>Mentions race
>Mentions forefathers and heritage

Leftists, communists, and otherwise traitorous Australians would lose their minds.

youtu.be/8jHXu86O01w

I thought this was your guy's anthem which honesty makes for top 3 national anthems worldwide.

You're not the natives anymore m8. When a people conquers land, it becomes theirs. Whites (Brits in particular) are the natives of NZ and Australia, not the Maori/Aborigines.

By that metric Australia is Chinese

So would this work?
youtu.be/0PpvxMoMeTQ

thats the problem

the original song was extremely patriotic and xenophobic, but they snuck that line into a new second verse that no one had seen before

are you a girl?

Abos faught back. They just got annihilated by the whites... like the Maoris

Obvious choice:
youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo

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the aussie national anthem is great, just listen to it, best anthem ever
youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Cook the man some eggs

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The Aussie anthen is written in Common Meter and can be interchanged with the music from...
House of the rising sun
Theme to Gilligan's island
Auld Lang Syne
Amazing Grace, amongst others.
The lyrics and melodies are all interchangeable between these songs.
Only Idiot commies want to change our amazing anthem.
Fuck off, we're full!

It's not like it won't be changed to an openly gay one.

Defend Australia proud and true
Remember to poo in loo
Kangaroo
Kangaroo
Go defend us from those fucking emu.

Don't remember singing those faggoty lines at school

youtube.com/watch?v=llYN039ixy8

I thought your national Anthem was Waltzing Matilda or Kookaburra sitting in the old gum tree.

Kookaburro sitting in the old gum tree
Stands no Chance against a .303
Die Kookaburro
Die Kookaburra
Send you up to heaven

this is the unofficial anthem of australia ever since the referendum
youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ

>Thinking NZ was "conquered"
Google "Treaty of Waitangi"

Fucking leafland and these stupid syrup niggers have the weakest.
Now, the russians may be retarded, but their anthem's score is great, sounds wicked in russian, but the lyrics are socialist drivel.

>I'm Maori
>Australian flag
LMAO

>australian anthem thread
>no one mentions 'no way get fucked fuck off'

youtube.com/watch?v=aozgp2Od7b8

fucken downright unaustralian.

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the maoris are so proud of their land, but literally 80% of the black cunts live here.

The part where you surrendered sovereignty to the British Queen? Good job Manu you really won that war becoming her subjects.

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Based

Our new national anthem? youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

This is what melbournian leftist will actually want...

I live in country NSW, it's white as fuck out here boy, there's still hope

Australia is irrelevant

I have a suggestion to the people of Australia.

youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Good you can get your mutt faced servicemen out of both our countries then.

amen.

maori are the most based first peoples

ok I got you all beat
THIS is the new australian anthem
but we'll need to write lyrics

youtube.com/watch?v=GSByN0PL-vY

sing a number about these blokes why dontcha

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you can get it shitposting.
you can get it hooning.
you can get it glassing some cunt.

>its dull and weak in comparison to other anthems.
it was better before it got pozzed

that's kinda gay

>New Zealand's anthem opens with Maori
wasn't that a convention thing as their anthem has a version in each language like the fucking leafs?

>the maoris are so proud of their land,
until we send them back to it

We don't have a National Anthem we have a Dirge that is spoken in Maori so you don't realise how cringe it is.

actually I did some more digging and we can't use it
it's actually ripped off this
youtube.com/watch?v=8XDB7GMnbUQ

which is composed by Elmer Bernstein
I think you know where I'm going with this

Just a bunch of lads have a good old time.

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o canada
our home and native land
true canine love
in all thy sons command

no drug or sexual experience can come close to the euphoria of being an ausfag and hearing this on the radio while on holiday in america.
it is literally the only time i feel proud to be an australian while melbourne still exists.

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its also the marlboro ciggies song.
that movie looks pretty kino, i should probably watch it soon.

i always saw it as the warning to finish your drink quick before you sing the anthem desu

Got the perfect national anthem here.
A formalised version of this song.
youtu.be/frWqS275vjg
Lyrics:
If it's different, punch
If it's lager, lunch
If it moves, root
Quacks, shoot
Mates, protect
Wife, neglect
Wages, bet
Vicious, pet
American, ape
A blonde, gape
Boobs, inflate
V8, venerate

[Chorus]
Yahoooo!
Yahoooo!

[Verse 2]
If it's sport, booze
Licence, lose
Engine, thrash
Butt-crack, flash
If it's the boys, lairing
Women, no swearing
Footy trip, anaesthesia
Back home, amnesia
Party, newted
Bedroom, putrid
Foreplay, forgotten
If it's rocking, don't bother knocking

No one sings the National Anthem here unless they are forced to just like no one speaks Maori here unless they are forced to.
So long as it attracts tourist bucks then they will wheel out Maori and get them to smack their ass in flax skirts and parade their authentic stone age culture.
Sad af for everyone involved.

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Your stone age culture is still better than our stone age culture. At least your lot invented boats and worked out that babies come from having sex not swimming in the river.

youtu.be/tE1HDSipRxU

I don't mind Maori they are just rootless cosmopolitans like the rest of us and are unaware of it.
Kind of like how people are proud they fought against Nazis in a war that didn't involve them at all.
Degeneration of mind and spirit while anchored to past beliefs.

>God Bless Australia
youtube.com/watch?v=qb67Y638rHI

Much better than our current one

I thought Waltzing Matilda was your National Anthem.
youtube.com/watch?v=SewUqqZbQxY

2nd verse > 1st verse

for you

based
2ed verse same as the first