What would you do if you were the president of your country?

what would you do if you were the president of your country?

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Execute everyone below 120 IQ

Buy salami nigger

Cry. Piss my pants maybe. Maybe shit and cum.

Reparation initiative and create a wakanda in africa and send all the nignogs back to their shitholes

Kill all white men. Give each black man a white woman to breed with

Lay in bed all day and shitpost on Jow Forums. Country would probably be better off.

allow more immigration, support israel and ban bump stocks

How much does this cost per hour?

ban albanians and niggers from entering my country

Restore the Inquisition

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Not much, the President has very limited power

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This desu

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deport minorities
withdraw from EU
limit immigration to ethnic europeans
start a plan to gradually phase out pensions and incentivize people to save/invest their money instead
introduce tax deductions for having children per tax bracket to incentivize rich people to have more kids and the poor to have less
outright ban on islam and judaism as they are in direct contradiction with dutch values
introduce mandatory 1 year military or civil service for all young men that finish high school
start investing heavily in military research and development departments
pressure the Belgian and Luxembourgian governments to have a referendum on rejoining our glorious country

Fuck bitches all day

Deportation of all non-Euros, later followed by deportation of all non-Germanics
Instantly break off basically any deal with the US and get cozey with Russia

Liberate Ukraine

Rob this place clean, flee and retire sonewhere nice.

>Annex Croat part of Bosnia
>make debtors prisons a thing again
>reintroduce death penalty again
>ban emigration, or you will have all of your possesions confiscated and your citizenship revoked
>big tax breaks for working out and keeping healthy
>whip fat people on the town squares

>Bring peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire

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So you become president and immediately suicide? Lame.

Quit.

I'd make a secret "CYBER POLICE" force to monitor Jow Forums and BACKTRACE every faggot who makes a thread with an attention grabbing woman OP pic so the GOVERNMENT can go to their house and shout CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME while they're escorted into a mobile gas chamber truck.

Cut down on taxes maybe take some useless ones out and reform the education system so that instead of being shit like way too many fucking 1st world countries it's like Finland's.

Sup, little donnie. I just took a shit on my floor and stepped in it. How does that make you feel you orange fuck?

Id have the military and police kick every nonwhite out. Then id nuke all their homelands.

women are so cringe

I'd make hot chicks suck my girthy niner while their husbands watch and beat off

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Execute OP

dont forget turks and serbs

he already said niggers user

Sounds hot.
Can I join you?

Realistically get blocked by cowards and traitors before getting assassinated or impeached, so would everyone else in this thread.

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Make all religions pay tax

Find out who the stupid gook bitch is in this video and have her beaten to death by a bunch of pipe hittin niggers

Fuck Melania in the ass.

Pardon Edward Snowden

Kill all muslims and jews.

Oh no now the FBI is on your ass kek

i dont care what anyone says asian women have the best bodies and this is what white women looked like 10 years ago

Hookers and blow

TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME

Name the jew

That ass probably.

>Declare national emergency
>Suspend democracy
>Declare myself Son of Heavens
>Initiate state policy of genocide
>Boost military spending, expand

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I support this.

t. 125 IQ autistic NEET

>what would you do if you were the president of your country?

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I'd be dead by before the weekend

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First thing I'd do is to have consentual intercourse with webm related

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Abolish the state and establish anarcho-capitalism but before that i would kick all the niggers out

Build closer ties to the UK and convince to their government to forget the rest of Africa and just keep funding us, since we're the only productive ones.

>women
I'm not so sure about that crotch area user

>Establish National Socialism
>Ban porn, cigs, alcohol etc.
>Sharia Shows.
I would make executions under the form of entertainment in a huge arena.
Executioners have to wear masks (similar to the KKK but in black)
You must be 14+ to watch.
>Ecological energy.
>Free water.
>Free healthcare.
>Ban (((vaccines)))
>Free sleeping capsules for homeless people.
>Ban zuccbook, insta etc.
>Ban Israeli brands (BDS).
>Ban all degenerate forms of media.
Anything like a movie or cartoon or stuff that appeals for degeneracy.
>Ban immodest whore clothes and fashion.
>Get rid of PC culture.
>Ban dogs (especially pitbulls).
>Ban all Pagan faiths.
>Huge border wall, no illegals allowed.
>Jew hate taught to children in schools.

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Annex Mexico, legalize hard drugs now that the cartels would be broken, use taxes to pay for schools, which would be segregated again, implement eugenics policies, send our orcs to black china, send our Mexicans to weigh down Russia, and finally with America leading the world the thousand year Reich truly begins.

One of two things, and it depends on what would be acchievable:

- Activelly work on depopulating human spiece... Theres no much space for us all here

- Removing all freedom violating(social benefits, income taxes, drug bans, gun bans etc.) laws while bringing back physical penalty for person-on-person crimes.

The president here is useless but if I was the dictator of Finland I'd send all non-whites to Sweden and the Swedes and other homos too

I'd lower the taxes and delete welfare state in my country. Also I'd stop licking Jewish butt like current government does

Don't kill the apes you could put to work instead.
Reinstate slave labor, for people of all races that are worthlessly incompetent.
It doesn't have to be needlessly cruel either, most people are de facto slaves today, they just don't know it.

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Execute everyone with IQ below 121, because those 120ers are getting smug.

Oof. Good one.

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Probably get assassinated.

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You guys have welfare??!??

>introduce tax deductions for having children per tax bracket to incentivize rich people to have more kids and the poor to have less
that'll cause a revolution and have you lynched

Not to mention, while self-made rich people are the true bastion of society, rich kids/inheritors tend to be the absolute cancer.

The overwhelming majority of white liberals, who are pro migration, diversity, socialism etc. are upper class, Ivy League educated, sons and daughters of the Western elite. Kids who never worked nor ever will in their lives.

To produce even more spoiled offspring is dooming society.

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In order to combat poverty among the most disproportionately affected I would offer government subsidized abortions to all POC

nuke myself

Sounds like my kind or country

And make umbilical stem treatment legal in the US.

Kill the gipsies and the discord trannies

>algeria
>pc culture

That's an uncomfortable amount of Jews left alive user

pretty much agreed on everything, but i'm intrested in what would you do to unfuck the economy that seems to me like the trickiest part

Deport all the Pakis and nuke Tel Aviv.

Send guns to Iraq based on the fact I'll trigger the Jews.
Pressure Ireland to join the nation. Rebuild the empire and take back Britanny.
blow up synangogues and Mosques.

That's an outdated and primitive thing to do. Don't repeat the mistakes of the Confederacy, automation defeats the purpose of slavery.

Build a lot of prisons and make sentences for crimes like in the US,

Kill jews
Kill niggers
Kill jannies

You'd have to be a country for longer than 8 seconds to achieve that.

sow further unrest in Belgium/Germany
orchestrate multiple False Flag terrorist attacks
place all US Military Personnel in Europe on high alert
stage another false flag attack on certain groups
declare a National Emergency for Europe/EU
invade under the guise of peacekeeping operations
dissolve the EU

be like Antonescu?

Nice.

I'd sell out my entire country like all presidents before me.
If any country would want to plunder mine I'd request their best qties. If they send me one like OP's I'd let all chinese launder as much money as they want, even buy debt for peanuts and maybe have their businesses be exempt of taxes.
I'm not into zoophilia so, unless the jews provide me with really good khazar milkers to avoid it, I'd kick out every african and arab in the country. Even the nationalized ones. Because their countries wouldn't be able to send me qties. If jews refused to send milkers I'd restore Granada's edict, banning all muslims and jews from the country even if that meant getting nuked.

Ban foreigners and up to 5 generations feom owning property and vote. 50 years of retroactivity on it. Deport all immigrants with criminal files and ban marxist teachers
Abolish gun control + copy the 2nd Amendment as it is written

Kontinental Amerikaner Reich.

>No Nigs
>Only Argie and Chile Spics
>California purged
>Hollywood now is Stechpalme Wald
>Non-Amerikan-ized Anglos must live in New-England
>Quebec is Neu-Frankreich
>Mexico is renamed Wüstenei
>Anyone who has ever driven a hybrid is to be crucified
>Washington D.C. renamed Neu-Berlin

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Suck my own cock

the thots are alright

Uhhh

>Establish a warsaw pact with China
>Make propaganda videos about the EU
>Build more nuclear reactor and gas line pipes and use the funding for space mining in collaboration with china
>Remove taxation except for companies and foreigners
>Try to have good relations with the middle east and use their islamic hate to commit terrorist actions on the states
>While they do that genocide the ukraine
>Take control of the slavic states
>Take control of Europe
>Sell it to the Chinese
>Take the ruins of America and create America 2 electric bogoloo and put it's laws under 1840 southern laws and make the confederate flag the main flag
>Genocide Canadians and make Earth a Type-1 civilization between Russia/China/Japan as the main bodies in power

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I don't think Japan and China can peacefully coexist. However World War 4 would be fun to watch, Samurai Gundams vs Chinese conscripts in Post-Soviet gear.

that's the plan.

Really? Id legaalize all drugs and declare a quarter of texas become mandatory poppy farms. Opium for all

Jow Forums truly is the low IQ board

Got to love all these people coming up with hypothetical scenarios of what they would do as a president while at the same time being completely oblivious to the political system of their own country. For the Czech Republic the answer is NOTHING. President is merely a talking figure and all the power lies in the Parliament and the Senate, even if you, as a president veto something, you can and always will be overruled by the parliament and senate. Only a handful of people with certain flags have a right to post what they would do, everybody else failed the simple IQ test.

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id be wondering what would happen to the Prime Minister

Abolish term limits.

Get someone like Trump to be my right-hand man.

fire all park workers and useless people who cut grass in public areas,

encourage people to dump their food waste into these areas to create biodiversity.

>invade China, then commit suicide.
In all seriousness though, I'd probably legalize weed, psychedelic drugs, prostitution and porn industry while banning faceberg and other degenerate media. Abolish visa requirements for western tourists. Stop buying electricity and gas from russia. If they bully, threaten them to restrict major river flow which feeds Lake Baikal.

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Retards already pay hundreds just to watch this on cam, so you're out of luck here.

Ban all fagotry and B's known as genders.
Execute all trannies and faggots, if I cannot then at least castrate them

remove welfare but allow people to hunt for their food from all the increased wildlife.

fox and squirrel becomes new staple food of the poor