How come men

spotted the upset cunt rag
tits or gtfo, hole

Not this earth then.

and men and women are not equal, if that were true then trannies wouldn't be blowing out women in their own sports
proof positive you're weak and that you get butt hurt over trivial shit
hence why we can never have a female president

It’s more than likely female. Given the typing style. But if also venture to say a fatty or 4/10 feminist who rages at the lack of male attention

i'll totally agree there are plenty of unfunny men, jeff dunham for example, what a pile of flaming shit he is

Here you go. Enjoy this fresh grade A top notch humor

youtu.be/xN50WLDOJBs

These gets.

10/10 bait op. You fucking got me

Um have you seen broad city?

youtu.be/6CF6vqK55uA

There are studies on this. As a general rule men make jokes about anything, whereas women make jokes about *themselves.* Therefore even if both sets of jokes were equally funny (which they're not), women's jokes are mostly only relatable to other women.

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I mean, I laugh at women all the time, but it's rarely for their humor. Women are funny like a cat is funny: watching them try to do something and fuck up then try and walk it off.

Self deprecation is peak comedy. Wtf r u talking about?

More men end up being funny because their listeners don't pat them on the back saying that they're funny regardless of whether they are or not. Women comedians don't get genuine, objective feedback a lot of the time and this destroys their careers when the simple math of attendance numbers, revenue etc comes out.

why would I watch jew propaganda?

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>implying women's jokes about themselves are self-deprecating

Women comedy is "empowerment comedy" for lack of a better term.

I got into an argument with someone after not seeing them for a while (he turned into a massive liberal) and when I asked him for a funny female he linked me this:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yitxaN8LZ4M
We haven't spoken since, it's been over two years. I won't invite him to the wedding.

Self deprecating humor is funny I lot to those who know you very personally, which are just about the only people women are funny to

I think the problem is that the vast majority of mainstream comedians aren't funny. So the women who compete for the same audience are also not going to be funny. Maybe if they tried Norm-style comedy, some of them would be good.

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Not only are women not funny but they apparently cant take accountability for the fact that they arent funny...

Maria Bamford is pretty good. She has a much drier sense of humor than any other female comic.

Girls can sometimes be funny in the moment. But never ever can they be funny on purpose. Never seen one female stand up routine that made me laugh. Even crack a smile.

Hahah wow this is hilarious, based funny lady talks about her wife and having sex with a baby hahahahahaha how do you not find this funny?

You got a link?

Women are funny but it doesn't necessarily translate to stand up or written comedy

The whole "women are funny" thing is somewhat of a misnomer. Women ARE funny just NEVER intentionally like men can be if they choose to be. Nature did not give that ability to women.

I can't think of any specific bits off the top of my head. Her ZOGflix show Lady Dynamite is pretty entertaining too.

Pretty sure you're getting trolled hard.

Women are the most unfunny motherfuckers i have ever met

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the meme is funny. but i dont think it was supposed to be.

Have u ever heard of someone called....hmm idk...kate McKinnon? Shes no lie HILARIOUS

I'll check her shit out. Her wikipedia page says she's been in some stuff I liked.

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Roseanne, but that's way back in the day.

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Yea they linked amy shumer as a funny comedian and I realized I got baited

>Can women be funny or skillful?
>Can niggers be non-violent or smart?
>Can chinks be creative?
>Can Latinos use birth control?
>Can white people become cruel serial killers?

The answer to all of these is yes, for about 0.000001% of their respective populations. Anecdotal examples are not a trend.

>women
>humor

is that why humanity thrived and built up civilization while it was a mens world and as soon as we start giving women more and more rights everything starts to turn to shit? Its been what, 50 years? Less even?

>"i'm such a whore, muh vagina" or they're "men are stupid women are smart, yea, but i need my boyfriend, who i sleep around on, to prop me up because i'm worthless"
you forgot "I have a lot of shoes isn't that weird?" and describing disgusting bodily functions because you wouldn't expect a woman to be so raunchy, would you (even though female comediens have benn doing that for the last 30 years)
I mean, most male comediens are absolutely awful, but at least they're awful in different ways

Explain Cleopatra then

Best comedian alive still, only one I’ll watch and genuinely laugh my ass off.

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Also the male social dynamic has a strong element good-natured verbal combativeness, aka banter. Women don't really do this, instead they spread cruel gossip behind each other's backs like total bitches. And when you get to the pinnacle of really funny comedians, you find they're all fucked up autists with addiction problems who spent their childhoods obsessively studying the routines and delivery of their comedy heroes. That type of person is almost required to be male.

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Because humour is a sign of intelligence and women use it to choose a good quality mate.
Men don't give a fuck.
Women only developed a vestigial ability to produce humour which is based on the success of the male genes which they inherited from their fathers.

The result is that women really aren't funny at all. The best they have come up with are vagina jokes.......

>Woman who got powerful because two men wanted to fuck her

Easy killer. Women can learn just as well as men but you do bring up a good point that most comedians are meth/coke addicts and women arent good functional meth/coke addicts

Your point is?

>Because men and women are equal you bigot

lol. no. Not even close.

None of those are true. Women aren't funny because they're fucking stupid.

>Wow sexist much?

Realist.

Reality is sexist.

love the troll

Seconded.

Tits please.

jesus christ,i got 2 minutes into that gave in.
>We haven't spoken since, it's been over two years. I won't invite him to the wedding.
good user.....good.

She’s only famous because she fucked Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony to gain power. That’s about it,

Joan rivers was pretty funny, and that Maria bamford is pretty funny, but it's breddy hard to name much more than that

I’m not going to say definitively that there are no funny women, I just, in my many decades of life, have yet to see one.

Well. Scholars debate. she could've been charismatic enough to campaign around egypt for a grass roots election like AOC or Kamala harris.

Norm is an eternal great for his Espy's troll performance alone

youtube.com/watch?v=2mhUIIhcTb8
> This is censored / cut for TV, he went even harder than this

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Jerry Seinfeld had a roladex of jokes that he would keep over his entire career, and he would meticulously curate what worked what didn't like a turbo autist. That is what it takes to be great and women don't have that obsession. Inb4 Jew, Jerry Seinfeld is funny

>Charismatic
>Sucking dicks is a charismatic trait
I agree.

Women are more than mere objects for you to lust over

I have a theory that the more you lose out on testosterone, the unfunnier you become. Surely there are some exceptions, but majority of nu-males and women are black holes when it comes to providing humor.

Best one I've heard, but with a bar low enough a cripple could walk over it that's not an amazing achievement.

youtube.com/watch?v=VcMIeyjggbM

some say she wasnt even that pretty. guess she knew how to ride dick

he is legit funny and has a work ethic few could keep pace with. The amount of material he has created is impressive by any stretch. He has an ability to distill a bit down to only the critical components needed.
saw Kevin Nealon live, was not disappointed in his set

no they are mens property. they are objects that feel and contextualize their experience based on emotional reception.

"Can women be funny?" and "Are women as funny as men?" are fundamentally different questions.

>Can women be funny?
Yes. Individually speaking a woman can be funny.

>Are women as funny as men?
No. I'd say more men are funny than women.

She wrote a book (or I guess scroll) on makeup techniques, so maybe she was skilled at adding a couple of points that way. I'm sceptical of the not-really-pretty narrative though, it's awfully convenient for feminists that all of a sudden "umm no bigot, the woman whose name is literally a synonym for beauty ackshually looked like this and her success came from being a strong independent brilliant leader who didn't need no man, chauvinist white male historians couldn't accept that though."

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The fact that people unironically got baited by this explains why the board is in the shape its in. Can you newfags stop bumping bait threads and go fucking die please

yeah nevermind. I cant get on board with supporting a view that helps feminism. dropped

The funniest people i know are men who have the shittiest, most stressful life you can imagine, highly social, high verbal IQ and quick thinking. I think it just comes down to them constantly thinking of stories in their head to entertain themselves.

I love being around people like this its always a fun time.

Annon women dont have to do anything except lay on their back and spread their legs to be successful in life. I mean its called the oldest profession for a reason. This means they are usually not creative, funny, or interesting and often have a child's mind. Their are a "few" exceptions to the rule but they are very very few and far between.

Men who think women are funny, interesting, smart, or creative are thinking with their dick. The dick makes women seem far more interesting then they actually are. Its all a means to reproduce and continue the human species and considering we made it this far its worked pretty well. Outside of cooking, cleaning, church, and taking care of kids 90% of women are just inferior men and even they do a subpar job in the tasks i just mentioned.

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My favorite bit of his was the "involuntary luge"

Watch some Sarah Silverman standup then tell me again how women can't be funny you misogynist fucks.

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women humor is really basic and devolves into stories about mundane life events or vile or self deprecating stories about vaginas

you'll like this
youtube.com/watch?v=vTd0crm1rt8

bait

lmao

>go watch a 3rd tier comedian
>thinks women can be funny like man
Nah, I'll go watch one of the multitude of male comedians that are funnier than her when they are bombing

>mundane life events
women mistake their emotionally arrested state of being as interesting. It is why listening to a woman talk is so intolerable- literally nothing to offer or bring to the table intellectually.

>right wing comedians
>existing

You probably consider Stephen Crowder the pinnacle of humor you dumb boomer

Exactly this. The fact that this was even made to begin with points out that women aren’t funny. Someone just wants them to be.

The woman who genuinely makes me laugh consistently is my soul mate.

a general rule of thumb in any field, is that the best woman is equal to the worst man

>comedians
can you fucking read you retarded projectionist.
trying to whataboutism, NEVER mentioned conservative you twat.
>Stephen Crowder
who thefuck is that??
damn you kikes are annoying.

Why do female comics always just end up talking about their vaginas?

Woyme r stronk n funneh thats da law, ya gits

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why? is she retarded or something?

>open link
>jump ahead to 42 seconds to skip Ellen and get straight to the act
>"My wife and I have newborn twin boys."
I saved myself a lot of trouble with one jump forward.

Either a cuck or a female

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Holy fuck this is brutal. This is what happens when someone who has no talent is propped up by money and endless opportunity.

I think he got us all. No one could have foreseen the brutality.

Maxlel