White People

MARCH 4--A Wisconsin teenager accused of injecting cattle tranquilizer in his stepfather’s energy drinks thought his actions were “funny” and would not harm the victim, according to police who arrested the minor on a pair of felony charges.According to a criminal complaint, after Rabenhorst-Malone first spiked his stepfather’s drink, the victim was left stumbling and suffering slurred speech, a droopy face, and heavy breathing. Doctors at a Madison hospital concluded that the symptoms were a result of stress, lack of sleep, and the victim’s consumption of energy drinks.
The odd symptoms returned months later, prompting the victim to conclude that Rabenhorst-Malone was “messing with him.” As a result, the man no longer left his drinks unattended. In conjunction with his increased vigilance, the victim’s symptoms disappeared.
>According to the court complaint, Rabenhorst-Malone’s mother told cops that her son was expelled from high school last March “for hacking school emails.”
thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/wisconsin-tranquilizer-teen-872954

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It is kinda funny. I guess I really am white after all!

This describes 90 percent of zoomers ive met. They remind me of reptiles...theyd stab you for a tik tok vid, then cry and be surprised when they get arrested. Boomers and zoomers...psychopathic lizards

>stepdad

Awful.

>messing with a mans sip

Damn I wish I was still in prison so I could get a crack at that soft, white butt

Fat americunts

A zoomer poisoned a boomers sips?
That's pretty funny.

My first thoughts when reading the article, this fucking place has ruined me

Can't blame them when the strongest archetype of this society is the prettyboy conniving sociopath. The world has been feminized to the point of males having to become manipulators and liars just to make a living, zoomers are just adapting to this paradigm set forth by the previous generations...

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>injecting cattle tranquilizer in his stepfather’s energy drinks
OH NO!

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I was talking to a therapist a few months ago and he said the current generation of kids are completely alien to previous generations. The theraputic methods that worked great before have no effect on them and if you try to separate them from their screens they don't get pouty or angry, they go into bugshit ultraviolence mode.

WHAT A (((RABENHORST)))

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Disturbing read... I never thought of it like that.

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He probably deserved it.

>Rabenhorst-Malone
>hyphenated last name
The kid was a lost cause

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Entire lifetime of novel sensory input.

Like I said, he deserved it. The kid's mom is a strong empowered woman and his "stepdad" is a cuck. Kid should have poisoned both of them desu

>Every German name is jewish

Yeah, when one of them gets arrested they immediately go WHY ME, DINDU NOTHIN I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. A bunch of bitches who think they're immune to consequence.

Isn't the real story "hospital fails to determine what's wrong with patient"? How many sleeping pills do you suppose were prescribed?

>if you try to separate them from their screens they don't get pouty or angry, they go into bugshit ultraviolence mode.
well they're being raised with screens as supplemental parent figures. sit the 1yo down so they can tap on the screen for hours while the parents fuck off on facebook or call of duty. everyone's so fucked. im homeschooling my kids and keeping them as isolated as possible until they're 18

Oh look, another zoomer who is completely out of his fucking mind. I remember when I was an edgelord teenager. I sure as shit didn't inject niggas with cattle tranquilizer.

Is that Steve Buscemi? What the fuck?

Still better than being a nigger or a jew.

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Fuck off boomer or I'm gonna put cyanide in your monster bitch

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yes

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>im homeschooling my kids and keeping them as isolated
>and keeping them as isolated
>isolated

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Lmao boomers are such easy prey

mess with the Monster, you get the nails.

Try not checking /pol for a day