The "official" reviews are in

Normies and NPC's need movies to keep their brain functioning at comfortable lower level.

Fucking chaos my hide that these libtards can say essentially what people on the right are saying but right = nazi. Fucking retards.

>that consensus
Wow so it's a marvel movie that's exactly the same as any of the other dozens of fucking marvel movies in existence

Can we start calling women incels now if they gave captian meh a bad review?

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Wow! I'm really surprised the critics loved this movie! I'm definitely going to see it now! I trust them!

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Of course SJW critics are going to push this feminist garbage. See pic related instead.

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Rule 4. It is supposed to infurriate you. You are to live to their standards. They couldn't give a fuck less about living to your standards.

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Based battle angel. An actual female protag that is on a heros journey.

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wait wait but isn't this guy an incel ?

no they don't. /thread

Anyone that looks like certified pussy repellent should not be calling other people incels.

WOW ANOTHER STUNNING VICTORY!
JEWS ROCK!

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Fuck your pic made me laugh

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I've never seen such a vast beauty confined to such a small range of pixels. Saved.

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We need to wake the normies up

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if he wasn't, he will be soon or is now after feeling the need to voice that opinion

noice

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wait a sec, I don't know enough about capeshit to have the facts straight here, but your photo suggests they WHITEWASHED this character?

Note the reviewer's score is down 10 points from last week.

No one bitched about the Wonder Woman movie because:

1. It didn't look like shit
2. It wasn't shit
3. It didn't have an aggressively anti-male marketing campaign

Death to Hollywood. Trust-bust Disney.

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> the one Indian who says the best part is the last 3 seconds of true movie

Captain Marvel is a filler character that Marvel should never have name Captain Marvel because they always feel like they have to use him/her. Captain Marvel was never good and is a power granted to randoms.
Disney should never have made this movie. There's hundreds of better female heroes to choose from.

Opossums could be so cute if they didn’t have such scraggly features

>A movie backed this hard by the mouse is only clocking 84%

Haha holy shit, it's a disaster.

Amusingly enough, Shazam (DC's old Captain Marvel) is a much better character and the film looks much more entertaining.

Doesn't work. Only thing that matters is money, not your dumb rules.

twitter.com/YrOnlyHope/status/1102760785263104000?s=20

The comments.

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>couldn't even pay off enough critics to get it into the 90% range

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Reminder that Mel Gibson's movie "Dragged Across Concrete" opens March 22. Go out and support /ourguy/

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All the top critics think it’s dog shit.

Yes. She a black gurl yo.

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It was time to give white women a turn.

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They won't even have a choice. Many theatres are showing nothing but Captain marvel for the first week in the 7th.

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>I think that dog has autism. Still cute though.

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White male reviews dont cout

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>implying passion of the christ isn't a great movie

Does her cunt fire laser beams?

Amazing actress and performance, will have blue ray on preorder!

Captain Marvel as a character is basically an inverse situation to Sony having the rights to Spider-man in film; they have to shit out something involving the name and rough character archtype every couple of years or the rights revert.

As such, Captain Marvel as a character has largely been a revolving door of different races/genders/species as Marvel tried whatever sensationalist shit they could to sell a few more comics.

It's a common trend in comics, actually, non-comic readers are simply spoiled watching adaptations because even the bad movies tend to be based on successful comic ideas.

>humor
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Fat beaner families still love to go to the movies together. It's a big cultural thing for them. They're the primary audience for Hollywood today.

I hate regulation.

Cinemas shouldn't be able to choose what to play

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about fucking time. a lil concerned it's opening on skull n bone day tho

Good fuck that guy.

Now at 83%

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Powerful

low iq detected

Alinskyites have destroyed discourse worldwide
they are all around you having collectively worshipped at the various shrines to Alinsky (Universities)

That explains why most of the movies suck now

Yep, we all still have the choice to no go dumbass.
Also i have plenty of other options for shitty movies to go see like the latest Tyler Perry garbage or some shitty dragon cartoon.

Indeed. Spelling it Captain Mar-Vell back in the day was to differentiate the DC and Marvel characters.
Shazam looks pretty good because it's tongue in cheek camp written, directed and acted as a children's power fantasy. This is good because it's the root of comics.

But the movie isn't in spanish

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Black Captain Marvel would have been 1000% better.

The word Incel doesn't work for women
It has to be Involuntary-not-virgin

checked by i still think he's an incel who watches comic book movies

1. Make a shit movie staring a fungus ridden homeless women who openly hates white men.
2. Force websites to censor any negative oppinions of shit movie.
3. Realease many press peices on how anyone with a negative oppinion about shit movie is a incel nazi troll.
4. Force theatres to play ONLY shit movie thus limiting audience choices.
5.???
6. Unironically profit.

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You don't even need to be able to speak English to follow the storyline in most Hollywood CGI capeshit bilge. You can follow the story with the movie on mute.

brazilians will go to shitty hollywood movies knowing very little to no english. the tickets aren't expensive so it's just somewhere to sit in air conditioning for a couple hours

Shut the fuck up, low IQ nigger.

>1000*0=0

Dems blown the F out.

>Negative review from a female Jew
Jesus how bad is this movie exactly?

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DAS RITE
WE DEFETED TANNOS AN SHIET

noice

- 6gorrillion %

Can confirm in reverse. Saw fantastic 4 here before I learned spanish than saw it later in english. Didn't miss a thing. Really easy story lines. They could almost be silent movies.

This is why I said we should've been pushing the white wash narrative to counter her hate white men narrative.

i havent actually been excited about any movie coming out since Aliens: Covenant - it takes something truly epic for me to want to sit in a theater full of noisy niggers, spics, and faggots

protip: alita is awful. Don't see it and pirate it later if you must.

Thanos was defeated by his daughter. Either the green one or the blue one. Don't remember which. Would do a threesome with both though.

better advice:
pirate all movies ad infinitum

wait, people still go to movies?

That's a shame because the manga is pretty fuckin' based. The anime sucks too.

>Pirate
does it already have a decent quality?

She seems to think all that kike cock she has to suck to get rolls are white males.

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t. mouse shill

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DELETE THIS

That's fine user. The one bean that can will translate loudly for the rest of the herd (and your benefit too)

I hate women

They make it out like she is so powerful when she's not

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Captain marvel would not stand a chance against Trump

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ikr. there are better things i can spend $75 on than taking everyone out to the movies. rent a movie on google for 99 cents and get everyone together on the couch with some microwave popcorn.

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i love her

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Opossums are so fucking ugly; however, they make excellent air rifle targets

>more powerful than Thanos
>not powerful

Ohhhh kay buddie boy. Is is literally how the Avengers are going to get the band back together post snap.

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>when you can't even pay shills enough to give glowy recommendations anymore
Even propagandist work ethic is in the toilet. I mean, when they preface their blatant shilling with "I LOVE x, BUT [...] BUY IT ANYWAY!"

I don't own a tv or jewflix so, I didn't even know about it. Will definitely ensure I go see it. Thanks, user.