PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - *ADJUSTS MIC* AHEM... EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump signs EO on Preventing Vet Suicides 3/5/19
youtu.be/4TN3LfGZ2AA
>FLotUS Melania Town Hall on Opioid Crisis 3/5/19
c-span.org/video/?458531-1/
>VP Pence @NAM Board of Dirs Meeting 3/5/19
youtu.be/j221Vbj31q0
>VP Pence arrives in Phoenix AZ 3/5/19
youtu.be/2VMbwU09FhE
>CBPCommr McAleenan/BPOpsChief Hastings Presser on Illegal Invasion 3/5/19
c-span.org/video/?458504-1/
>EUCOM/TRANSCOM Comdrs @Senate on Operations 3/5/19
c-span.org/video/?458484-1/
>StateDept Press Brief (DepSpox Palladino) 3/5/19
youtu.be/SEDLQxEfFEo
>StateDept Foreign Press Brief (SpecRep4Venezuela Abrams) 3/5/19
youtu.be/1hxv2xmAzIo
>SpiceDaddy on FoxNews 3/5/19
youtu.be/ucjMryA9-PY
>SoS Pompeo/USAmb2China Branstad @Iowa Farm Bureau 3/4/19
youtu.be/qkx0hBON5tk
>Pres Trump @Natl Assoc of AGs 3/4/19
c-span.org/video/?458471-1/
>Pres Trump welcomes 2018 FCS Champs NDSU Bison 3/4/19
c-span.org/video/?458470-1/
>FLotUS Melania in OK for #BeBest tour 3/4/19
youtu.be/-TXVtj6s_Gs
>LabSec Acosta/KAC @NACo Legislative Conf 3/4/19
c-span.org/video/?458429-1/
>CBP installs El Paso TX Border Wall 3/4/19
dvidshub.net/video/663125/
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/Lil Kim 3/4/19
youtu.be/1ILf13Z34EM
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/Vietnam PM&Pres 3/4/19
youtu.be/gR5sxdROlGA
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Visits Children's Inn @NIH 3/4/19
youtu.be/Xn0K4JbORIU

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MAGA

FIRST TO AWOO!

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Friendly reminder to all discord trannys, CIA niggers, and Twitter users. you will NEVER:
- give birth to a child
- have same fat distribution as women
- deny existence of your Y chromosome
- pass as a woman without 30 layers of makeup
- think or feel like a woman without becoming mockery
- be accepted by smart, logically thinking people without forcing them to lie to you
- have ovaries, uterus and related structures such as the cervix
- have menstrual bleeding and mood swings associated with it
- have same life expectancy
But the worst thing that you will never be able to do, once you realized that you're a mockery of a human body and all you got left is that husk of a body destroyed by surgeons and hormones, is finding the forgiveness for people around you who became enablers in your life and supported you in your lunatic, suicidal attempt to fix yourself.
Kill yourselves

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MAGA

Was catch and release expanded in the border bill or not?

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It's real.

golocalprov.com/news/lovecraft-racism-introduction

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>Chad Aryan Kliff realizes it would be a mistake to continue with Kike Josh Nosen.
too bad his plan would replace him with a nigger mutt.

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>I don't batter or fry anything
>the taste matters
>mfw
Nigger...

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YANG

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Based!

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heh, nothing personnell kot

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the dems are a fucking mess

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battering and frying food is the method of cooking for the poor and the tasteless

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So why has there been so much shilling lately? Trannies going insane from the HRT intakes?

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Shills seem worse than usual tonight. What's got them so scared? Fun watching them eat one another, though.

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>Resolution
Why do people take these seriously?

And now they're teeing it up for Pence.
>"Why not anti-Christian bias? Is there something you'd like to tell us?"

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How can anyone not see that Jewish interests are all that matters in Muttland anymore?

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Design your ultimate burger.

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Bacon is gross

In Texas in 2016 voters were 59% white. 74% of white voters voted red in the state. In 2018 63% of voters were white. 64% votes red. Show me this massive non white turnout

>golocalprov.com/news/lovecraft-racism-introduction
lol nigger what fucking site is this
>“Rickman’s Big View” - Weekly Video Opinion - Why Do GOP Want to Reverse the Clock?
>Rickman’s The Big View - Offers Reward for Identifying Graffiti Artists
>Rickman’s The Big View - Trump and North Korea
>Rickman’s The Big View - Trump and Nazis
also I still don't see a sauce on the quotes, just opinion pieces. I know H.P. was based and redpilled, I just want to know where that quote from the poos was from. Also this new one now, too.

>tfw the trade rumors were debunked but we actually are letting Bynes go
One day....

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Dems: You're a nazi!!!!
Also Dems: I'm not antisemitic, I'm anti-zion!

Mine
>potato roll bun
>mayo
>fresh deseeded jalapano slices
>tomato
>lettuce
>red onion
>American Yellow Cheese
>Bacon
>100% all Beef Burger - Seasoned, cooked on a griddle/cast iron skillet (4oz)
>stone ground spicy mustard
>bottom of the potato roll bun

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fuck you you elitist piece of shit. you sound just like a fucking smug liberal, looking down your nose at the working poor. fuck off with your bill maher level class bullshit

You disgust me.

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BLT + sprite + lemonaid
find me a better lunch
protip you cant

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It’s white liberal turnout coupled with Cruz being unpopular since 2016.

meat, cheese and ketchup. and bun.

fite me

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Need answer

i'm sorry the truth hurts your feelings. perhaps you should go somewhere that cares

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BLT's are unironically pretty fucking good
Especially when you put a fried egg and smashed avocado in the sandwich as well.

They're both from the same volume of letters.

hplovecraft.com/writings/sources/lssw.aspx

fuck you you liberal piece of shit

>veal burger
>fresh cheese made from the mother's milk
>beef bacon from the bull
>the rest doesn't matter
I call it the vendetta

What bill are you talking about?

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>Bread
>ketchup
>meat patty (at least an inch think of ground chuck)
>bacon
>bread

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>actually getting riled up by shit opinion b8 posting

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you sure about that?

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The border compromise

/tv/‘s GONNA FREAK

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Listen here you mouth breathing retard

literally every single poster in ptg knows that white genocide is helping and you're preventing actual political discussion from happening by spamming babby's first redpill level 1 shit

now you're presenting the argument "white genocide is happening" and you present evidence that THERE IS LESS WHITE PEOPLE

fucking NBC and NYT run stories every couple of months saying THERE IS LESS WHITE PEOPLE and here's why that's a good thing

your evidence supports WHITE DECLINE, not WHITE GENOCIDE
your argument requires you to provide proof that THIS IS INVOLUNTARY AND ITS BEING DONE PURPOSELY TO KILL WHITES OFF and if you want it to be a redpill you need to show WHOS DOING IT and maybe even suggest solutions

you're trying to sell a fucking redpill that everybody on the damn board already knows about and you don't even have a compilation of evidence (of which there is plenty) to fully, completely, undeniably, unquestionably, and irrevocably prove your conclusion
the info you're posting is incomplete pink pills that don't deal with the Kalergi plan and the entire extent of the evils, treachery, and debauchery of Zionist occupied America

you're wasting everyone's time and sliding actual content off the thread and I think you're a discord tranny

get fucked

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Who's the Yeb of the 2020 election?

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2 ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE LETTUCE CHEESE PICKLES ONIONS ON A SESAME SEED BUN!
or else, this

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No it was swing back towards dems in an off year on the part of white voters. White evangelicals and non whites who vote red had no issue turning out to vote. Suburban voters in 2016 and 2018 both voted 51% Republican. It was white voters with and without college degrees, particularly the men, who went from a bloc vote to swing in 2 years. In 2016 only 29% of white me votes Hillary. In 2018 42% votes dem.

>literally every single poster in ptg knows that white genocide is helping
*happening*

The resolution saying they disagree with Trump that has no actual legislation attached to it?

Soon, Mike....
50/50

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it only upsets people because they know it is true and don't want to believe it

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I need some advice. I’m a fat fuck who weighs 240 pounds. What’s the best possible way to lose weight? I fucking hate looking at myself everyday.

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>sesame bun
>ground beef or bison patty
>bacon
>fried egg
>spinach
>tomato
>onions
>hot sauce

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you fucking liberal cock sucking faggot. take your elitism somewhere else you motherfucking piece of shit

>hplovecraft.com/writings/sources/lssw.aspx
>links to back cover text
lol nigger fuck you

>eat less
>lift weights

have you all donated to bernie today

bun
ketchup
lettuce
cheese
onion
salt/pepper
beef
mustard
bun

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Eat less, move more retard

Ifthey pass this then they’re never allowed to criticize any Jewish individual that works for Trump ever again.
Think about it... I’m pretty sure that’s why they’re trying to load this up to fail all of the sudden.

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actually though in this particular case, he is right though.
Battering and deep frying something is pretty pleb.
Doesn't mean that it is bad tasting, but it is pretty...well, low-class and lazy. Plus very unhealthy.

Absolute mess of chinkspam in the cattie today

DoJ and WaPo are dropping the mueller report in book form in three weeks on amazon
lol

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I would have said hilldawg but she bowed out already. I don't think they have a clear frontrunner

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And that’s just the JewSA as a whole which has been divided strongly since the mid 1800s. White people in the Suburbans of Birmingham and white people in Rural Vermont are basically 2 different ethnic groups

Pocahontas

fuck you you fucking cock sucking liberal elitist piece of shit

>bacon under the burger
>no cheese

what?
WHAT?

nanking 2.0 WHEN?

I’m a skinny fuck who weighs 125 pounds and is over 5”10. My BMI is exactly 18

>no cheese
What is going on?

>calculate calories needed per day to maintain weight
>subtract 500

this is the secret

well if Nosen shits the bed again for the Cards this year they can get Jake Fromm in 2020. Jacob Eason is a possibility too from Washington if he goes full Dwayne Haskins. both are white and not kike'd

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I don't have a wojak to intelligent enough for this

I forgot. Swiss or Monterey Jack.

cheese is not 100% necessary I think

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No the one where he got funding

No one. Jeb! is one of a kind.

>it's possible to overcome pedophile scandals in politics
>it's possible to overcome poor policy ideas in politics
>it's not possible to overcome being a weird unlikeable cunt
How long was Harris' team holding those staffers back from telling stories?

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pan fried onions. they need to be sweated completely. in the onions a small amount of grated garlic which has also been cooked. the burger is 1 1/2 inches thick and has a small amount of blue cheese inside the middle. the bun has poppy seeds on it and is toasted and buttered on both sides . mayo on 1 side and mustard on the other. 2 fresh spinach leaves and tomato paste on the side with mayo. not ketchup or slices of tomatoes

without mayo and mustard it would still be good but i think that rounds it out

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it's combined chinese spies and r*ddit chinese spies

This btw

Good point.
You’re hired.
Be at State Farm by Sunday.

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Fasting/Eating one meal a day
i literally lost 40 pounds doing it back from June-August 2018.
though i almost died doing that but people here helped fix me.

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Thanks.

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ronald reagan's charm, nixon's hubris and trump's twitter feed

>actually though in this particular case, he is right though.
>it's another everyone slowly begins to realize i was always incredibly right episode

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muttification might be bad enough to justify european heritage segregation

It's your own damn fault for bombing pearl harbor. You were dealing with them just fine but nooooo you had to drag us into it.

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I have to wait 11 minutes to post my ultimate burger.

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OH FUCK I FORGOT IT'S STATE FARM STADIUM NOW TOP KEK
PERFECT FIT FOR HIM

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