Soccer

I don't watch it and I don't give a shit about sports.
That being said, soccer is probably one of the better sports.
Because it moves. And it's simple.
Other sports the guys literally stand around for entire minutes at a time. In Football there's huge segments where they're just doing nothing in between plays and your time is just being wasted every time they have yet ANOTHER pause.
But I guess all this means little to me because I don't give a shit about any of it.

(((marketing))) makes sure dumb negroe sports become popular like football and basketball, while high IQ white sports like baseball and hockey are suppressed on the sports media networks. hockey in particular because it's almost all white, and baseball is their second priority because it is the most accurate representation of true US demographics.

I don't understand watching any sport other than fighting. Football/Burgerball/Basket fans are all peak gay, but nothing comes close to football's hooligan culture imho.

Those are all good points.
But you didn't really address soccer. It's not showed on TV much or very popular.
But everything you said was right on regardless.

Except for American football has an endless amount of formations on both offense and defense and it's almost like lining up chess pieces every down.

lol

>I don't understand watching any sport other than fighting
That's all I ever did in school. I took Taekwondo and did tournaments but never played any sports in high school and people made fun of me for not playing sports.
I just never saw the practical point. Like yourself sort of, I thought training to fight and that being a sport was well......just practical.

Simply put Americans hate creativity and thinking for themselves

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FOOTBALL

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Basketball and football (as in American football) are very fun sports to watch.

Who cares if most of the players are niggers?

Soccer is so boring though.

and football doesn't?

It's all about creating and denying space. Very high IQ stuff, at least from the managers. It's become a bit like chess at the highest level where everyone's doing the right thing tactically. A sport for the purists now. Personally I enjoy 0-0 games more.

>High IQ white sports like baseball

Mate, you play a dumbed down retarded version of superior cricket

>baseball
>Throwing a ball at someone requires high "IQ"

>Except for American football has an endless amount of formations on both offense and defense

Then why not play Superior Rugby?

The fact that Americans can't understand a draw game, say a 3-3, or a high-value adrenaline filled 0-0 because of muh score is indicative of their low IQ

Lmao you pathetic Americans never fail to make me laugh with your "soccer" threads

Face it, most real football players will be infinitely more successful than any of you American feetsball players ever will. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

All I see are a bunch of faggots diving to the ground and rolling around like a 30-06 round just shattered their femur.

It's fucking pathetic is what it is, regardless of how it should be played or has historically been played.

A bunch of faggots in short shorts and high socks running around flapping their arms kicking a white ball scoreless for hours. When the ball finally goes in a net they all go spastic hugging, crying, and rolling on the grass.

And matches have about 15 mins of actual playtime in 2 hours. SO EXCITING

they're not going to push soccer fervently for at least another generation when the conquistadors start seriously outnumbering us. that's why (((they))) got the world cup for 2026 instead of 2022.

Unless one played those sports with his friends, what does he get from watching 11 homos who aren't even from his hometown doing something he can't relate to? Everyone had at least a fight, everyone can benefit from watching a professional doing it.

football is tactical warfare and unlike american football it has a flow, and tide like war, not intermitent bursts of play

if you think its simple to just kick the ball into goal you have nigger IQ

Explain the offside rule without using the internet.
Ill wait.
And then ill run your answer through google to see what website you used to look it up.
Then ill laugh at you.

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American football took decades to develop. It was far more violent in the earliest days than it is now (a minimum of 2 players died every game in the 1890s), and Theodore Roosevelt had to force the Ivy League teams (then the football powers) to change the rules in 1905.

American football is not at all like soccer, where some nigger could have thought of the rules in about 10 minutes.

>you don't have to be a 6 foot 6 200 kilo beast to be good at it
>not only one race is good at it
>you can play it with your friends
>easy to get into yet to be a manager and understand tactics you to be high iq
best sport by a mile

>a minimum of 2 players died every game

Soccer's older than your shitty Rugby rip-off you tard.

It's simplicity is it's beauty. As opposed to American "football" which seems far too complicated for it's own good.

I see you have no idea about football. Why do you shit on something you don't know nothing about?

>talking bollocks about the beautiful game
yes it’s epic burger time

Like war, unlike American football? American football IS WAR. The only time some in fagball gets seriously injured is when two fags accidentally run into each other like idiots.

It does, but not in the same manner. I would argue that there's more to know for an athlete concerning American football.
Rugby is good too, they're just different sports. American football is a strategic game, only people who have never tried to coach American football think it's stupid, mindless trash.

Also, you know whats the beauty of "Soccer"? Most people can play it, as long as your ultra skilled and with some athleticism you will cut in.
Unlike American Football, that not only has that Combine shit (which almost looks like an slave auction) but they always prefer to draft african americans

I wish the triple option was back in style. Maybe four D1 schools running it, and most are the service acadamies, because off weight issuse for the linemen.

>Soccer matches are literally people jogging around for 2 hours. SO EXCITING.

Yeh you can play soccer with any number of people, even 2, and jumpers or trees or walls as goalposts. Gl doing that with american armoured-rugby

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I would argue against american football but I can't because I don't know nothing about it, I tried watching it once, feel asleep because commercial break every 5 minutes. In 3 hours of game, it was maybe 20 minutes of gameplay

Running into retards is ALL they do in American football

This. Football is basically chess in motion, which is precisely WHY you sometimes get 0-0 draws (literally stalemates). Most Americans are too ADHD for something so high IQ, probably because they're used to the frenetic pace of their commercial breaks.

>handeggcucks defending their dumpster“sport“
LOLE

Soccer would have been invented in Africa then. Anyway, if soccer hadn't been invented American football wouldn't exist either.

>It's so simple a nigger could invent it. Kicking a ball into a goal. Wow so complicated.

>sports have to be overly complicated to be entertaining

Nigger please

can americans explain why in country of 320 millions there are so few professional sport clubs?

Not enough advertising breaks in it for you mutt?

With soccer you see 4 times the playtime and you're still out of the stadium in half the time some Ameritard watching refereed lounge about the pitch is.

But that's all ok because apparently people standing around is so much more enjoyable than people running around.

ive noticed smth about mestizos (or people with indio blood)

they ALL like football and Dragon ball

>be american
>invent a sport
>use a weird looking object that doesn't resemble a ball
>carry it using hands
>call it "foot""ball"

>its so simple
>USA doesnt qualify for the world cup
Whats the matter Cleetus? Too stupid to do succeed at something that a "nigger could invent"?

Nice bait, faggot.

>losing to Tripadvisor & Trivago

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Yes because hitting a ball with a stick is soooo much more complicated

I am white so the only "sport" I watch is rally.

>call it "foot""ball"
Well the ball we use itself is about 11 inches. I don't know if that's why they called it football but the ball is about a foot long. Minus an inch.

>How do i reach such "High" IQ Americans?

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>320 millions there are so few professional sport clubs?
The lower leagues are literally college teams in football and most other sports. Baseball is the sport with a lot of minor leagues, many professional teams have 9-11 of them. And fall league, and instructional leagues. And foreign leagues. They shut down the one in Venezuala a few years back. Minor leagues are professional in baseball, not in other sports, mostly. A secondary NFL league just opened up this year though, it always seems to fail.

FLol @ US-fag. cue; Baseball, american fotball.hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

Seethe harder. Just cope with the fact that your country sucks at the greatest sport ever.

>I don't know if that's why they called it football but the ball is about a foot long. Minus an inch.
>Minus an inch

So...not a foot? Your whole argument is pointless.

American sports actually has better organizational capacity than anywhere else, it's just a system that is different from anywhere else too.

The reason you perceive it has having less professional clubs is that high school and college sports are a feed system for the upper leagues of their sports, but their spending on sports is comparatively bigger than that of the world when weighted for population. You can't really separate college football from the NFL in America, it's sort of like league divisions in football though that's not a perfect analogy for other reasons.

I have played all these sports so I know what I'm talking about. I view the standing around in american football like a person deciding which piece to move during a chess match. Do you get upset when someone has to think for 30 seconds while playing chess?
Lmao, that's like saying you get four times the French fries with soccer when football is the whole super sized meal. Get the fuck out of here.

It's the only sport worth watching.

>like war
>dont use hands
>flail on ground when bumped

Master sport incoming, lacrosse.
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>Americans hate creativity and thinking for themselves
what? only nation with absolute free speech, has created our own sports to entertain the masses

Retarded analogy retard. I was just telling you the reality about the amount of actual playtime. No strained "me big boy me hungry" burger analogies can change the basic fact that you sit in a stadium for 2-3 hours to see FIFTEEN MINUTES of actual playtime.

good pick but I prefer the most skilled sport on the planet

>youtube.com/watch?v=oFCxzEYGtBs

still seems little desu. We are country of 4 million and we have 1st league, 2nd league, 3rd south, 3rd north, 4 south east west and north and smaller county leagues. That's just for football, similar system is for handball, basketball etc

>FIFTEEN MINUTES of actual playtime.
I sit and talk about the what the defense did last play, ands what the offense will do in the situation on the next. I love me a well timed play action or counter play.

All sports involving kicking and throwing a ball are infantile, and by necessity, simple. Even more advanced technical ball sports like rugby, are still simple enough for 5 year olds to play. Wasting this 1 precious life, kicking/ throwing/ catching a ball, or worse, watching others do it, is exactly what the elite want us to do.
This thread should be about ball sports.
"My favourite ball sport is better than soccer" is a trained goyim response too, so don't do it.

You have to be a socialist

I'm sorry that you're too retarded to see that the strategy between plays and trying to read the way your opponent sets their team up is actually part of the game. Continue to think it's all just dumb standing around, have fun watching people jog back and forth for a few hours for the game to end 1-1 or even more likely 0-0. Suck my dick.

Rugby is more like warfare with a frontline

Any sport that involves a ball is for niggers to play. Look at football, american football, basketball, etc, all those sports are filled with NOTHING but niggers and sandniggers. How many whites? 1% of the players at best?

Those are sports made by niggers, played by niggers, geared toward niggers.

Someone said on anther thread that it's called football because it's played on foot as opposed, to say, horseback.

We can talk while watching the match. We don't need 10 minute breaks every 5 seconds to take big steamy shits before going back in, "H-hey Cleetus did you see that?"
"Hyuck why yes I did! The nigger done got hit by the other nigger!"
"Exciting stuff Cleetus, now only 30 more minutes until the next time we get to watch a nigger ram a nigger."

>basketball
They have the J-league or summer league. Idk what its called, I just watch college, especially in march madness. In college there are 4 divisions basically, D1, D2 , D3 and the NIAI or whatever its called. They do no scholarship at the bottom, and are given more the farther up the chain you go. High school is simialarily divided along the lines of school size. All male catholic schools do quite well for themselves. We have 6 groupings in my state for state champs in football for example.

I think American Football is perfectly suited for their citizens. The 100 breaks they get in between is necessary for the average obese viewer to grab his 100th hotdog and let the commentators explain what happened there because Captain Autism was too busy slurping his soda.

Cringe

>me, an intellectual

>if you think its simple to just kick the ball into goal you have nigger IQ
That must be why so many niggers are playing football on the national European teams

It was invented by an Anglo-American and based on rugby-football, hence the name.

Because "soccer" is one of those sports where a David can Beat a Goliath, like tennis and boxing - and unlike Burger Sports.

Is it normal for you guys to suck each other's dicks while watching the match? Makes sense I guess, not like you'd miss a lot. Isn't any gayer than watching niggers touch each other up either.

Seeing the amount of workmates obsess over niggers kicking footballs, and hating rival fans, while our girls are getting raped on an industrial scale, makes me slightly biased against ball/ spectator sports. I want war, not fake war.

Lacrosse is for high school loser's faggots