Jew Penis Enlargement

You stupid boomer you can slay thots up until death if you're rich and good looking

Meh, that is just shit people tell themselves.

Take some responsibility for yourself, gramps

A degenerate kike to the very end.

>You know how bitchy queers get when their looks go.
No, we don't and wonder how you do.

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Real talk:

Why is getting penis enlargement surgery bad?

And on that note simultaneously answer, if getting penis enlargement surgery is bad, then why do people make such a big deal about having a small penis?

This sounds very hypocritical if you ask me so explain.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Giving a fuck what a thot thinks
>Caring about a thots pleasure

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Thanks kek I guess

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Only women think a small penis is bad.
So if you get enlargement surgery it means you've already succumbed to women you fucking beta.

>Israeli

Excuse me, since when is 10 1/2 inches small? Unblock this immediately!

Huh. Maybe there is justice in this world.

stay dreaming small pee boi

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A man should always strive to look his best even if it means risking death and billions

There is penis enlargement surgery? Can i make my dick 24 inches?

Kek. Nothing brings a bigger smile to my face. Guys hustles tiny rocks to the goyim his whole life. Get fucked Schlomo

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You are severely lacking in T

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A man without a large penis is simply a woman.

>replies to self
>non sequitor

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>65
>good looking

no, at that age is strictly because of your wealth

bwhahaha! baby dick biters BTFO

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Jewish puppet his whole life

>wanted big stiffy
>now body is stiffy
Uh

Why the fuck does a billionaire need a bigger penis? His money is all he needs to fuck anybody he wants.

Should've just got a bathmate.

>He fell for the penis ads
Weak kike

The memes write themselves

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Go back to red.dit you new piece of shit

But if you are that rich you can buy all the thots you want. You get as much pleasure from an orgasm with a small dick as with a big dick. And why would he care about satisfying a thot when he is paying for her services?

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lel

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Only retards, manlets, shitskins and shrimp dicks pay for pussy.

Is this what passes for journalism now? What cunt hears about a dude dying from having a small dick and then decides to publish something about it online?

Hey, I think this insecure guy who wanted a dick enlargement would really love me writing about his death online and exposing his tiny penis.

Lord have mercy on both these men, the (((journalist))) and the guy who tried to make his dick bigger.

The more important question: how do we escape the Jewish plot of buying useless diamonds for marriage? How come women are so clueless when it comes to diamonds?

>Ehud
I fucking hate these stupid made up jewish kike names. Their language isn’t even real, it was “reconstructed” only 100 years ago in Israel with added vowels and they don’t know how it was pronounced. It’s just a dialect of Aramaic anyways. But these made up names are laughably stupid. Cared about his appearance but not how fucking stupid his name was?

he's probably having surgery to avoid the thots laughing at him before he fucks them.

Younger gens dont fall for this meme anymore.

Men should have a healthy libido until the day they die. Go pick up some heavy shit and then put it back down a few times.

Why didn't he just use one Swedish made penis enlarger?

Get your t levels checked wtf.
Unless youre just a disgusting bald slob in which case no amount of test can save you.

>be dicklet billionaire
>dick enlargement surgery costs a measly $400k
>doctors all tell you that it is very safe
>anesthesiologist fucks up ratios
>you experience sleep paralysis during operation
>undergo 90 minutes of doctors tearing your dick apart
>skinning your penis while you are unable to move, scream, or even open your eyes
>die of heart attack
>Jow Forums
>"Why he care about thots dough?"

You fuckers would break your own legs if you could gain 2'' height. This guy just wanted a meaty cock.

American Niggers literally do the same thing.

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>Why is getting penis enlargement surgery bad?
You can die bro

Beta Bucks amirite?

Lol, microdick Jews BTFO

>how did grampa die?
how embarrassing

If he's a 65 year old unmarried billionaire, any woman he fucks will be doing it for money whether he directly pays them or not.

meh, he's got a point.
I'm happily married at 43 to intelligent woman, but lets be honest: If my wife died I would never bother chasing another woman. Complete waste of time and most of them are retards.

Hahaha.
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>implying he fathered children with a tiny Jew penis

People like this deserve ridicule

buy her silver/gold/platinum or gemstones

Hes still a dead laughingstock and I'm not

> he jizzed himself by stimulating his man-clit using a vibrator
> put spooge in turkey baster and injected into surrogate mother, paid shekels in advance
I suppose anything is possible.

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that's the sweetest thing I've ever read on this board.... god damn it user

You guys know he probably fled his death.

Sounds very fishy to me. Convinetly just before his trial.

Not that hard for a billionaire and some Jewish (((doctors))) to cover up faked death.

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kek

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audible kek
thanks I think

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We should start making it a requirement to have everyone post a timestamp of their T-levels after writing posts such as these.

damn those are some nice tits

Low test faggot

hahahaha fucking kike , maybe if (((they))) didnt cut the hood off his helmet at birth he wouldn't have needed an enlargement kek

Yeah I think if I was going to fake my death over a fake elective surgery I would choose anything but penis enlargement as the cover story

Also a strange procedure to have done just before he potentially gets locked up, unless he fancied some bum action.

can someone change that to brit detected content blocked?

>I would choose anything but penis enlargement as the cover story

Making a lie personally embarrassing is an easy way to make it seem more believable.

Jewish males are dicklets because they are control sexual selection because of religion

he should have went with 'penis reduction surgery'

Looks like the jackass
from Pinocchio

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> wanted to be rock hard and 12" long
> had diamonds surgically added to shlong
Things didnt go the way he expected.

The real story here, is what kind of "enlargement" surgery was this? Why aren't these billionaires doing the "penis transplants" that have recently be shown to be successful?

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>Billionaire
>Millionaire
>Handsome
>Tall
>Big Dick
I believe that is more accurate. Believe it or not most girls aren't pornstars or sluts.

>Doesnt know baldness is a sign of virility
Enjoy your shiny hair while we big bald sexy bastards fuck your wife and daughter

Anyone know what exactly the procedure entailed and what went wrong? Asking for a friend...

The upside is their women have massive Khazar milkers.
t. married to woman descended from jews. Milkers are stripper-grade even after 15 years.

Dumbfuck all you need is HGH, t shots, and an estrogen inhibitor, and you can get a bigger dick without some retarded as fuck million dollar procedure. Go figure it's kikes behind the surgery.

>say hello to my little friend
>frankenfurter.bmp

successful?
can they get hard?

This. The rats are leaving the ship and the iceberg is on its way.

>why do people make such a big deal about having a small penis?
Pornography, hypersexualised society, Jews etcetera

>transplanting a cut dick
A failure because the op even began

Some of the patients who have had "successful" transplants have not only got an erection, but have also impregnated their wife.

>Why aren't these billionaires doing the "penis transplants" that have recently be shown to be successful?

Seems unlikely that the nerves would be fully connected and they'd have have a major loss of sensation in their new penis.

fpbp to bad he wasnt aware to feel the death anxiety.

>Why is getting penis enlargement surgery bad?
because it emplies that you have a small dick and women need something to feel superior to at all times.
Women have always been wolves that jump at the slightest opportunity of Schadenfreude.

>Slay THoTs until you die

This is what incels literally believe

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Except you're wrong, your hair is just more sensitive to testosterone causing it to degrade faster. It doesn't imply you have more testosterone.

He wouldn't need penis enlargement for that. Women would fake an orgasm with a clit penis for a billionaire. His equipment must have stopped working.

he was probably self conscious at sex parties.