Possibly going to jail tomorrow. what can i expect

Diversity

What! No way!

I forgot they actually take Jow Forums seriously in the UK and don't understand satire at all. This is sad but still pretty fucking funny. Do you have a plan to explain to your cellmate why you're there? How crafty would it be if your cellmate was also a shitposter from Jow Forums.

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You’re kidding, right?

>what can i expect
Be prepared to be anally raped non-stop by large niggers.

getting raped for the lulz, enjoy

show us the post!

rape

t. 12 years @ rikers

paperwork or gtfo cookie monster

watch your corn hole

Damn OP I am sorry. My dad spent most of his life in prison but the redpilling seems to be on the same level as Jow Forums anyways. I mean I would consider converting to Islam. It’s not like Muslims are going to hate you for not liking jewish tricks, degeneracy and thots.

>Whats your ethnicity
>what crime did you commit
>how longs the sentence
>how old are you
>how tall are you
>what you body build

If you're pic related they'll probably instantly kick your ass for suspecting you of being a chomo.

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>just here to pickup your son for a little beach date :^)

It won't be rape though.

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How did you survive? Are you black?

It's like being stuck in a waiting room with really uncomfortable beds. Food sucks, too. Not bad if you're only there for a short time, you'll spend all of your time sleeping, reading, or watching TV.

Pretty much this. It’s just boring. You’re not going to get raped or beat up. Everyone wants to get out as much as you do, and an assault charge from inside a jail is a minimum of +1 year into your sentence.

Keep your head down and stay in your lane. You’re gonna be fine, mate.

Prison rape is monstrously exaggerated, it happens mostly in populations of violent criminals so if you haven't committed a crime for which they would place you with violent criminals, you'll just be bored mostly.

lel, I was a CO

Wasted quads

How many niggers did you rape?

Don't know how it is there, but over here it's basically just: don't let anybody step to you without at least trying to fight them. You might lose, but you won't look weak.

Stay with your own race.

When the other inmates ask to see your papers, show them. They're just checking to see if you're a pedo or someone that they should look out for like a thief.

Don't take anything from anyone. Don't accept gifts.

Don't go in there and cry or any shit that might make you look bad.

Don't talk about anything you see to anyone else. Guards or other inmates. Just be quiet.

You aren't gonna get raped. You might get beaten up if you aren't careful though.
Just handle your business.

none, I ain't a fag

SHOW US THE POST OR THIS IS
GAYxFAKE^2

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Smuggle some smokes in your ass.
Everybody loves ass smokes.

London is pretty fucked but a prison away from the big cities cool

Did watch any nigger rape

Had a guy once with a KA BAR wrapped in like 50 condoms in his ass once

On camera

Damm I bet you can tell a story or 2 Riker isle is a hell

Were they a gay nigger couple or was actual rape?

>if it was rape
Did the victim fight back?

Binge watch 60 Days in

More like GAY BAR, amirite

You've seen more butt holes then pussy holes i reckon.

OP went shit tier too quick with his larp.

So you get paid to watch niggers rape each other while you eat popcorn?

Someone's probably going to come up and instantly try to clock you in the head just be ready to dodge and jab him in the face to show your toughness. Also I don't condone violence and everything I type on Jow Forums is satire.

Wouldn't anyone be at a 50/50 ratio regardless?

From what I hear in your country, get ready for daily servings of Allah Crackers&Cheese. Are you going in for not having a loicense to post on Jow Forums, or what?

youtube.com/watch?v=RgHdKFZcdy8

gay sex

They all fight like a bunch of pussies.

Yeah, why can't they just let us shitpost?

Work on your gag reflex, and sphincter relaxation.

im sure if you pretend to be a muslim everything will go good for you in prison. lel, otherwise youll just be murdered by muhammad.

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a makeover

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Being bored as fuck. Try to snag an extra mattress and sleep all day

as long as you're not a nonce or a snitch you'll be alright

rape is an American prison thing