Jewish billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery

Imagine how many foreskins you have to stuff in there to die from it

but, did he get a bigger dick?

Make it, epeen and it's what is happening to your(Jow Forums) president right now.

I already have my uncut donor cock lined up. It's uncut. Sure, it'll be 40 years old than mine, but at least I'll get the real thing for once.

Another one bites the dust

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A Jew went off to France
To fix a complaint in his pants
To revive him they tried
But the merchant still died
Still, his cock is now stiff as a lance

They stitched a bunch of foreskins on it to increase girth. Cutfags literally cut off part of their dick so some yid can increase his size by 1/16".

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Already underrated

What do you call a Jewish billionaire who dies during penis enlargement surgery? A good start.

Nice

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The final redpill on circumcision is that it impedes lengthening during puberty.

From fox:

"The old friend said that Laniado was “always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him.”

According to Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his short height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day, it was reported."

Holy shit

He died with a 10x6 hard on. Necrophilia ftw.

oh the humanity

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Kek

>Necrophilia, of course

Apparently Narcophilia might also be a thing.

Yahweh's punishment. He only wants Jews to cut from their dicks and not to add to them.

so those penis enlargement ads were true?

you either die a hero or you live long enough!

The final cuckening. To accumulate all the world's wealth, only to realise your cock is ruined and tiny forever

He overdosed on sugar tablets?

stupid jews get btfo by glucose yet again

Jow Forumsnottheonion

Even in death Chad still won!!

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Plastic surgery always seemed a little extreme to me; I guess you could say he took the final solution for his penis problems.
Now he has the Zyklon D.

It will be a multbillion shekel industry when it's perfected and the price is affordable.

Megarich jews do insane things to avoid being reminded of their physical inferiority. They do shit like the leg breaking / HGH during puberty treatments to their kids (which is essentially torture) to delude themselves into thinking they produced a tall child.

I for one am glad. It's easier to spot the BogdaZogbots

I can't imagine being a billionaire diamond baron and still being so insecure. It's literally just so much money you no longer have to care about anything

Kek

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>A Jew went off to France
>To fix a complaint in his pants
>To revive him they tried
>But the merchant still died
>Still, his cock is now stiff as a lance
*cultured clapping*

probably an assassination

Viva revelucion!!

well done

>that poem
nice!
also, checked!

Thanks you for being the guinea pig for me.

>assassinate a billionaire in your own office

seems credible

>couldn't uncuck himself for billions of dollars

Oh I'm laffin

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How does the procedure work?
Is it as horrifying as gender reassignment surgery? Or do they just put your dick in a pump or something?
Asking for a friend

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thanks potato, nice poem

[golf clap]

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You did us proud, lad.

I want to get enlargement surgery too. Sadly the only viable surgery I have found requires that you get circumcised. Now I know why.

all men die with an erection, unless they're jewish

Well he was a billionaire who could afford the best surgery and he still died getting it, so go for it.

He was getting an Addadicktome.

Good night, sweet prince ...

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LMAO LITTLE DICK KIKE THREW IT ALL AWAY FOR 1/2" MORE DICK AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

That 1/16" can make a huge difference.

I'd imagine no money can numb the feeling of knowing that your lineage is shit, and that your kids are doomed to be ugly midgets

He's bargaining in heaven that one

F

I wonder if he put silicone like this guy did his balls he also died

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Ahahaha fucking kek

A kike went off to Paris
As his tiny cock had him embarrassed
Trying to grow his willy
Led to mortality
But indeed, his jew cock is now massive

Truly the poets of Europe

All dem billyuns ans heeb nigga dead fro trayin to be a kang.

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Why not just pay every woman he fucks a few thousand extra to rave about how HUGE his penis is?

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You are like Wilde only in your penchant for buggery.

Here's one I wrote for Jazz Jennings

There was a young lady called Jazz
Whose pussy was made out of her ass
But the doctor who cleaved her
Now refuses to see her
And her cunt exploded like gas

Since no one gave you a serious answer, its just like boobs, they insert silicone bags into your dick and it stretches it. But you can only do it so much. Like a dude with a 3 inch dick can only withstand like maybe a third of an inch of extra dick. Where as a dude with a 10 inch dong could get the surgery and easily gain 2-3 inches.

A knight by the name of sir Lancelot
Loved to sing and dance and prance a lot.
When he happened to pass
A presentable lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot.

You can't have everything in life.

OH NO NO NO Too SOON

check'd

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>You are like Wilde only in your penchant for buggery.

Found the kike

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Kek

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I hope he gets what he deserves in the afterlife.

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Jesus how insecure can one man be

Jesus, what a way to go.

Who wants weiners for lunch?

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That's what you get when you hire a surgeon who doesn't charge, and works for tips.

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Hol up. Why dis nigga covered in blood wit a cage in back

No, you didnt. I was not offended by his use of kike, but the rhyming scheme was horrible.

You shills will never divide us from Trump. He’s making America great again and you trannies are seething.

He has been reincarnated as a burnt bagel

Digits say the doc was a yellow vest and killed him out of principal ;)

NOW HES ROTTING IN HELL

AND HE STILL HAS A SMALL COCK

OHHH NONONONNON

NNONON
NONONON
NOON

ONONON
NON

BURN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO

BUM FOR DEAD JEWS

>that gift of gab

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Who would think this is a good idea?

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Shouldn't have cut the tip off to start with then.

Your on fire tonight based Irish bro

>all those jaggies
>that clipping

That's Nintendo quality graphics alright.

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