Fucking Amerimutts haven't even been to their neighboring states, let alone other countries

>Fucking Amerimutts haven't even been to their neighboring states, let alone other countries
>But I, an sophisticated EVROPEAN, visit London, Paris, Luxembourg, Brussles, and Hamburg regularly
So where are you from, Mr. EVROPEAN?
>Netherlands

EVERY FUCKING TIME

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Remember to sage these.

Sad part is all the western yuro cities are exactly the same nowadays

0/10

We have no quarrel, Mongol. Shame if we discovered oil in your country

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*blocks your path*

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europeans think a 200mi drive is a big deal. they get their oil changed in advance, and go ahead and get the tires rotated and balanced while theyre at it. they grab a cooler and fill it full of sandwich shit and drinks, and double check that they have their car charges on hand for their phones. then they pull up their GPS maps and carefully plot their course, marking the gas stations and rest areas along the way. its really kinda cute

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You are so small I can barely see you

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You Americans really think McBiggerâ„¢ is better don't you

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*if they even own a car

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Where did you get this idea? I never do any of those things (except checking oil level) even when I go by car in southern France (like a 1000km drive). I only stop to piss.

Okay Juan

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the "us is a greedy superpower invading poor defenseless coutnrys!!!!" meme is a liberal communist red herring that you're sucking up for no reason

Every 200 miles you drive they speak a different language
Gotta learn 20 languages just going across Europe

Get yo anglo ass outta here we be finna independent ese

Most is a frigid wasteland.
Shame about the food prices

Kek

>Gotta learn 20 languages
fuck that, they need to talk American

People seem to forget just how fucking massive the US is.