The desire to get 1k a month has caused preemptive shilling

the desire to get 1k a month has caused preemptive shilling
prove me wrong
protip: you cant

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>trump wins
>get liberal salt

>yang wins
>get yangbux

I can’t buy shit with liberal tears

>Trump wins
>get wars for israel, no wall, gay rights, abortion, unlimited immigration, tax cuts for billionaires

>Yang wins
>get all that+$1000

It's clear who Im voting for.

>antigun and more gibs for niggers and spics
joke candidate, joke thread

a thousand bucks can get you so many games for the nintendo switch

My wife’s boyfriend lets me buy 2 games a month so I’m good

MICRO
WANG
GANG

Yang will give me $1000, make the country implode faster, and take money away from Jews.

1k a month
3.6 trillion per year
the money would be so worthless people would leave money on the ground

yang is an uncharismatic chink and constructing a facade of memes around him to hide this fact falls apart as soon as anyone hears him speak and sees him for what he is, an uncharismatic chink. there must be some reciprocation of memes between the candidate and his followers. the candidate must gift easily memeable moments to his followers and his followers will distribute manifold memes to the masses in tribute. with yang there is no meme equity between him and his followers. he sits there with his sideways toothy chink grin which leaves his followers with zero meme material apart from making inane rhymes with his name. if yang can actually become a forced meme, then good for him. i would consider forced meme status to be a crowning achievement for a literally who that thinks he can top free shit bernie with even more free shit. but you kids go have fun with your yang memes. i'd rather you be doing yang memes than out in the streets hanging with the wrong crowd.

When someone says "you're a dreamer", I can only answer "You idiot".. If i weren't a dreamer were would we be today?

I've always believed in America.
You said I was a dreamer.
I've always believed in the rise of our country.
You said I was a fool.
I've always believed in our return to power.
You said I was mad.
I've always believed in a end to poverty!
You said that was utopian!

Who was right? The Kushnerbots or me!?

I WAS RIGHT!

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Is it better to be raped or be a prostitute? Stop shillinh for this slant and willingly selling out your country and your childrens birth right.

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haha cuuck, my wifes boyfriend lets me buy 3

>can't into economics

aww poor dumb boomer

>1000/month
1000 minus reparations, wh*te boi

All the smart economists know you should print every American a one trillion dollar coin and we’d all be rich. Why has no one thought of this? We could all focus on our acting and music careers.

>Is it better to be raped or be a prostitute?
clearly it's better to be a prostitute. i mean just objectively at least you get cash.

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I'd just buy drugs with my 1k, that could keep me high for a while.

Fuck I want a trillion dollar coin

ahh yes, the negative reparations you niggers owe us whittes for letting your dumb nigger asses stay. looking forward to getting your check too, daquan.

You've printed out trillions and have trade deficit to the tune of 890 billions to help the Market,its about time people get something.

who's talking about printing 1 trillion dollars? Yang is gonna gut all welfare programs and introduce a VAT tax to pay for it.

Also we can print as much money as we want nigger, it's all fiat currency anyways.