"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion/purge of the flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the flag above your post invades/infiltrates the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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rolling stones

>rolling

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How do you do, fellow Nazi?

rolling

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I'm sure you'll find everything is in order

I guess it's Paris for me. Au Revoir mon cheri

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...

dabbin on the jews mah dude
(rollin)

roll

Alles fur dich mein fuhrer

Yes, ree

Ok

Yo

I'm from 80 years in the future. Jews, niggers, gays and shitskins run the world. We lose.

roll

What up niqqa

Hello?

s-sure

roll

Rolling

Better let me through, kraut, or I'll go all devil's brigade on your ass

Looks like the Western front is where I belong.

Roll

Rolling.

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You are under arrest!

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Here you go sir

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juden begone

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>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.

phew re rolling

Rollan

Rollin'.

Sieg Heil!

Heil!

I'm fucking grey?
What the fuck happens if I'm grey?!?!?

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Roll

rollan

Oy vey! I hope I don’t put me on the holocoaster, I have a very sensitive stomach.

pls no kill

okie dokie

im /comfy/ in berlin now

Why are you asking for my papers kyke filth

Come on eastern front. I want to shoot some commies.

We both knew it was going to end like this.

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You're a French half nog

Negers muss die

Off to the Western front I go.

rolling to die in a gulag a painful death of starvation in the skeleton camp

I dont know what will happen to me
Im also grey

HEIL

Guten tag, have you been stationed to neuschwabenland too?

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Roll

Heil mein frien!

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Arrest these spies!

But I'm not brown you idiot

F

shot on site for being a jew

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Roll

>reich ally AND sent to the ostfront
Well i guess fuck me

based digits, awaiting deployment

roll

Roll

Alright, here you are. Rolling.

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Roll

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rollin

You're an ayy lmao that rendezvoused with the nazis in Antarctica

Fuck yeah let's do this

You're goddamn right. I'll blow the top off of a couple Brit mogs and laugh it up with the French

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Well that's just silly.
>suddenly the allies see a T35/85 with what look like hastily painted on iron crosses burst through the hedgerows

grey = not sure what,, attention maybe da joos

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Just started learning German. Bitte by itself means you're welcome, but when attached to a noun it means please? Is that right?
Rolling

Rolll roll

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Check em.

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HH

To Auschwitz you belong.

Vass commie

Roll

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TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW POO

Roll

yeah that's about right.

Hail hortler

time to kill the nigs

Fuck yes! Comfy high rank in comfy Berlin! I win!

Rolling

Filthy gommie

Onto the train

any last words?

Let's do this

pls

Roll

Re-rolling for deployment

At last the mutts will pay.

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I runn for Siberia bye bye niggefs

>inb4 pink

i'll play

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yeyeyeye

this is gay

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THIS again

You are under arrest!