>"FREEZE! Let me see some identification." This man asks you for your ID. >White = President Trump (take over the thread) >Orange = Immigration & Naturalization Service (Pass) >Black = Immigration & Customs Enforcement (Pass) >Yellow = Border State County Sherrif (Pass) >Purple = Citizen Militia (Pass) >Green = Cartel Member (Arrest on sight) >Red = Sanctuary City Official (Arrest on sight) >Blue = Antifa (Arrest on sight) >Brown = Brown Skinned Invader (Arrest on sight) >Pink = La Raza (Arrest on sight) >Gray = Drown in the Rio Grande
IF YOU PASS >0-2 You bag 3 cartel leaders and are given a medal by the President >3-6 You are attacked by Antifa and become Chad Thunderfist resulting in permanent brain damage to the flag above you >7-9 Run for office and defeat a sanctuary city mayor >Doubles = Sent to a comfy spot on the Canadian border >Triples = You personally lead and attack and purge the migrant invaders of the flag above your post (if American Reroll) >76 = Promoted to US Marshall and lead your own RWDS >1776 = Lead a new Manifest Destiny and genocide the flag above your post (if American Reroll) >Quads= Day of the rope happens
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED >0-2 Shot by border patrol >3-6 You have to go back >7-9 Extradited to Venezuela and sell your body to survive >Doubles = You get a green card and are allowed to work toward citizenship. Reroll for your employment >Triples = Canada offers to take you in as a refugee >Quads = Demographics are destiny