OKAY FAGGOTS BILLY MAYES HERE AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS WITH YOUR POSTING STYLE HERE.
>1.DON'T TAKE THE BAIT. You know that one post that just infuriates you because of whatever? Don't reply to that post, especially if you are entering the thread to reply to OP. Many people just enjoy fucking with people around here and you idiots just keep falling for low tier 3/10 bait.
>2. IF YOU DO ENTER THE THREAD TO BTFO OP YOU PUT THE WORD 'SAGE' IN THE OPTIONS FIELD SO THAT THE THREAD DOES NOT BUMP.
>3. STOP MAKING THREADS IF YOU HAVE BEEN HERE LESS THAN 2 YEARS. You don't know our board culture and memes, DON'T MAKE CANCEROUS THREADS. TOPICS THAT Jow Forums LIKES ARE DEBATES, CURRENT EVENTS/NEWS STORIES [ARCHIVE USING WAYBACK MACHINE BEFORE POSTING LINK], DISCUSSING ANYTHING POLITICAL. STOP YOUR OFF-TOPIC CANCERSPAM.
>4. REPORT OFF TOPIC/SPAMMING/FLOODING/LOW QUALITY THREADS. How you do this is you click the triangle that appears when you hover over the image in the catalog then select 'report thread'. MAKE SURE THAT THE POST SHOULD BE DELET OR YOU MIGHT BE DELET.
>5. REQUEST /B/ACKUP IF YOU THINK YOU MADE A GOOD THREAD BUT EVERYONE IS BUSY BEING TROLLED BY LEVEL 3 TROLLS. How you do this is go to a popular thread and mention that you have a thread you think they might be interested in then you post the ENTIRE ADDRESS, I.E. >> etc etc. This creates a link anons can use to see your OP. A lot of time anons are busy in a thread shitposting so they are checking out the catalog past the top of it. Doing this will alert anons of your decent thread.
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>7. POST MORE ORIGINAL CONTENT. This means using unique phrases and original thoughts in you post. Try to be as creative as you can. Get Debian and learn to use GIMP-it's a Linux image editor and it's free as in free beer. Make new images and memes. Original content used to be the only thing we ever respected.
Lmao you pathetic faggots never fail to make me laugh with your "Billy Mays" threads
Face it, Phil Swift will be an infinitely more successful pitchman than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Decent advice, but hardly high level enough to be called "meta". Have a bump anyway.
Joshua Cook
rump
Levi Robinson
Have a jump
John Myers
Well it's about the board and its users so I'd say it's meta. And I think we're allowed to have one meta thread, at least that's what Hiro said a while back, and I didn't want anyone to flag my post as off topic because I've been going around trying to teach newplebs how to report threads and the staff are actually nuking shit. It might take a while of doing stuff like this but I think that newfags want to be like us because we're famous but they don't have any good examples due to the massive invasions of newfrens
Too bad we couldn't save /b/ from the cancer. It pisses me off what it has become there so I don't even usually bother to go there except to taunt all the newfags sometimes. I went more during our NPC spergrush and tried to bring some anons with me but instead they wanted to stay here and get triggered that hotpockets were nuking their NPC threads. If we make more tutorial images like that one we can fight back on Jow Forums due to the content restrictions here, but it seems like resurrecting the culture of early Jow Forums is too much to ask. I figure if I get people making more OC I'll be a little happier. I'm glad this thread is doing ok, it seriously pisses me off when I make a thread and it dies super fast. That's why I'm doing this, because nu-JIDF is trying to shitpost us to death and also the newfags think that this is a shitposting board but it's not.
First of all it's not an echochamber and secondly I do leave. The only other platform that doesn't completely suck is irc though. Jow Forums is a hurtbox, probably the most savage place in internet history. Not sorry that we hurt your feelings.
Hudson Hill
Bump
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Josiah Carter
RIP BILLY MAYES The day he died was one of the funnest days in the history of the internet.
Nathaniel Stewart
Thanks Billy.
Another helpful general tip: >learn to be concise Posts on Jow Forums are seldom too long, but it's always good to remember that ''less is more'' when it comes to writing. Short and powerful messages deliver more punch than long-winded explanations. Do explain if necessary, however.
