Venezuela Has Plunged Into COMPLETE Darkness - HAPPENING?

ALL power has gone out in Venezuela. What's happening guys? Is the United States about to carpet-bomb Venezuela to distract attention away from the Mueller report which is rumored to be released tomorrow.

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lets hope something happens because im so fucking bored. A bomb something, anything, the pope shiting in the woods(not really just kidding).

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Sabotage to fuel civil war

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The Plague of Darkness
Then the Lord said to Moses, “Stretch out your hand toward the sky so that darkness spreads over Egypt—darkness that can be felt.” So Moses stretched out his hand toward the sky, and total darkness covered all Egypt for three days. No one could see anyone else or move about for three days. Yet all the Israelites had light in the places where they lived.

The Plague of Locusts
Then the Lord said to Moses, “Go to Pharaoh, for I have hardened his heart and the hearts of his officials so that I may perform these signs of mine among them that you may tell your children and grandchildren how I dealt harshly with the Egyptians and how I performed my signs among them, and that you may know that I am the Lord.”

So Moses and Aaron went to Pharaoh and said to him, “This is what the Lord, the God of the Hebrews, says: ‘How long will you refuse to humble yourself before me? Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will bring locusts into your country tomorrow. They will cover the face of the ground so that it cannot be seen. They will devour what little you have left after the hail, including every tree that is growing in your fields. They will fill your houses and those of all your officials and all the Egyptians—something neither your parents nor your ancestors have ever seen from the day they settled in this land till now.’” Then Moses turned and left Pharaoh.

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Just the Ziopig CIA disrupting sovereign nations for their jew petrol dollar.

The Plague of Frogs
Seven days passed after the Lord struck the Nile.

[a]Then the Lord said to Moses, “Go to Pharaoh and say to him, ‘This is what the Lord says: Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country. The Nile will teem with frogs. They will come up into your palace and your bedroom and onto your bed, into the houses of your officials and on your people, and into your ovens and kneading troughs. The frogs will come up on you and your people and all your officials.’”

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Same. Bored as fuck. I think something BIG is about to happen... Latest reports are that now even the main airport's power went down.

Wait what the fuck is happening someone explain

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This guys Twatter feed has some info twitter.com/sotiridi

So glad to see this manufactured crisis be blueballed on here. Based userbase.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-03-07/major-power-failure-shuts-down-caracas-and-most-of-venezuela

>imagine being outside home when this happens
>in some city that's one of the most dangerous in the world

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80% of venezuela has been dark for over 6h

It’s happening

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>in some city that's one of the most dangerous in the world
you mean chicago right ?

youtube.com/watch?v=CaeAqCie6FQ

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate
Chicago doesn't even appear in the top 50 most dangerous cities. Meanwhile, there are 4 Venezuelan cities (and 4 american, too)

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>42
>detroit
ok venezuela is not even in the top 5 tho all the top country are ZOG country

it's because chicago is only about one-third black, while st. louis and baltimore are 49% and 64% (!) black respectively.

as mexico shows, race isn't everything when it comes to crime rates, but it explains a lot within the usa.

samefag again
looked up the new orleans and detroit numbers: 60% and 83% black. so yeah, that's probably why chicago is lagging.

Sauce? Looks alright to me.
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Forgot pic

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How badly do you have to fuck up as a cryptokike larping as the third coming of Bolivar to get replaced by a masonic lackey

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If God loved every one of us and believing in Jesus was somehow required to get to Heaven, wouldn't he send an angel to try to prove to everybody that he exists and Jesus is indeed his son? Wouldn't he personally show a miracle to every person on the face of Earth to remove all doubt?
Why would he send people to be literally tortured forever just because they didn't believe in some supernatural claims that were written in a book? Why would he "test" us to be able to figure it out on our own?
What if I'm dumb and a contrarian edgy faggot? Do I really deserve to be tied to a pole and have a bird pluck out chunks of my internal organs all day for all eternity just because of that? I wouldn't wish that to my worst enemy, just sayin'.

cursed image

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for years (yes, YEARS) venezuela got this "problem" becuase who knows why, surely they do. Now thanks to Goydog, Marco Rubio and cia, you, proud subhumans of USA know about this problem, felicidades!! congratulations!!
>is happening!
>maduro will fall!
>get rekt commies!
jajaja, sure sure... keep dreaming.

maduro is getting arrested

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Happy Hanukkah

It would make sense to shut down the power grid before launching an attack but if their was an imminent U.S. attack on Maduro there would be more signs such as heavy military aircraft movement off the coast, and you know flight tracker would be all over that.

Holy shit, look at that big X of light in the top left! Ayylmaos?

>I have no arguments but I must post: the post

Its supposed to be a guide for a good life. Teach about the important things in life, respect, gratitude,humilty, and most.important love. But the evangelicals were brainwashed with the darby-scofield bible. It's was financed by rockeflers. Enough said. Thinknof it as a guide. For that's it's best purpose, not some end of times doom and gloom

That's practically the same religion, lol. How is that a retort? Hello?

Socialism

Dies

Tonight.

>I have a teenagers mentality, so I expect people to have religious debates with me on the internet:the post

could be a diversion to deliver more (((aid)))

pscp.tv/w/1gqGvnoWpzzGB

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Doubtful. Those Russian mercenaries aren't fucking around.

Maybe don't spam the same religious shit in literally every thread then.

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>But the evangelicals were brainwashed with the darby-scofield bible.
Ehhh I'm pretty sure that was the standard interpretation for like at least 500 years in the Catholic Church.

What are you talking about? People have all kinds of debates on Jow Forums all the time, including religion. It's not an unreasonable expectation.

The Venezuelan govt says it's due to the Guri Dam hydroelectric plant going down.
Guri Dam is huge with a capacity of a little over 10,000 MW (10 GW).
An article from 2013 gives a peak demand of 19.3 GW (19,300 MW) and 18.3 GW max generation capacity for the national power grid.

They claim sabotage, but I frankly don't see how "we are too dumb/lazy to secure critical national infrastructure like a 10 GW dam" is any better than "the nations power grid has been crumbling for years and we've aggressively ignored it".

lmao all the retarded Venezuelan Maduro posters are no longer trying to shit threads up because they literally don't have power.

Civil War within the next few months.

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Wasn’t me, retard

Imagine shilling for a country that existed for less time than the average man spends shitting.

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If the cia was that good, Maduro would be dead already.

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I heard Maduro was in Cuba. Tonight the lights go out and tomorrow when the new sun rises, all of the traitors will have been purged. Maduro will return home to a parade.

it's happened in the past, communism can't into maintenance

cringe

I was born in darkness, you were merely adopted by it

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The fire rises.

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lmao how are you this simple? Is this bait?

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>Most user here weren't around during the heyday of Baneposting

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oof

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youtube.com/watch?v=qzB5XL3j64s

Kek. Not obvious at all.

The US is really playing with fire. The same thing could easily happen here.

You must be pretty young to still think anything happens in South America without the CIA being involved.

>carpet bomb an already tyrannized population

this is your first rodeo, isn't it?

(((agenda free)))

>All power has gone out in Venezuela
Business as usual in a socialist state

Elliot Abrams in charge, what could go wrong?

It's not a regular blackout, (((they))) are testing EMP weapons.

>imagine thinking your flag is real

Look at this disgusting neocon piece of shit, never fought a day in his life but wants to send other people to die for his NWO schemes.

>No one cared who I was until I seized the means of production

Yes we get involved everytime a country goes to shit and bail them out. Look at the statistics, every time we put a new Pinochet-esque leader in power, the economy shoots up afterwards after years of misery. The libshits are blaming us for ruining Eduador for instance to excuse the caravan hordes yet the economy is roaring there and better than before the coup.

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A dark Venezuelan just flew over my house!

>Responding to the autist and not just reporting him for spamming his irrelevant theoautism

You can even tell when he gets banned too, because there will be a few days when the autist doesn't spam in random threads.

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>EMP
While highly unlikely any 'testing' needs to be done. I would not be entirely shocked with some kind of subterfuge is afoot. Nothing like the cover of darkness for spec-op infiltration teams.

god I hate this stupid smug bootlicker.
she must have sucked off all the right people because she didn't get the job for her intelligence

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Power cumming on the opposition's faces. Nothing to see here.

if things are really this bad they probably do need regime change, just saying

ironically the thing which makes that difficult is the threat of a foreign enemy, which the USA is gratefully providing right now. If not for the US threat they would probably have mass civil disorder, riots in the streets

Unironically that must be fun.

>Massive oil and uranium reserves
>no power
You can't make this up, how the fuck can any one defend socialism when this is just par the course for socialism

t. brainlet

why didn't the capitalist build these things?
the commies have only been in power for about 16 years. they knew about nuclear power before that

the economy is still 70 % capitalist. the only things the government has taken over were the things the capitalist couldn't run either

How is not having power fun?

Cascading failure of power grid. One major fault, triggering other failures in nearby sectors of power grid.

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Exactly, I wouldn't be surprised if some Ukraine sniper-like event during protests happens soon. This blackout is a great opportunity to infiltrate and set up an operation.

The ides of March.
March madness.
Is the last chapter and new beginning chapter amen.
Come Lord Jesus.

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The Great and Terrible Day of our Lord is upon us!
Hallelujah!

Seriously how hard is it for the US to just infiltrate Maduros compound and kill him? Or just leave him in some random street in Caracas and the Venezuelans will do the rest.
This drama is taking way too long to be over, Im really tired of hearing about it in Brazilian news.
Tired of all the shitty interviews with the Spanish speaking nigs who complain that Maduro ruined everything, they probably were all over maduros dick before all this crisis began to happen and they could enjoy all the socialist gibs.
Get rid of Maduro burgers, asap. All those Venezuelan girls are waiting to be liberated.

This is scheduled for saturday
La resistencia have been setting up shop in urena and tachira, they even set fires earlier today and attacked an air base

You really dont know how this plays out
KYS macaco

There will be an earthquake.

To be fair, the average American could stand to lose more than 17 pounds.

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Killing Maduro wouldn't be hard, but it could have chaotic consequences. If he retires to Moscow or Havana it would be a lot easier for the US.