GOODNIGHT BANEBRO

>be French.
>see blackcock.jpg
>whiteinsecurity.exe
>get surgery.
>you’re a Big Guy.

BaneCockBro is kill.

No.

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Having a fat ass cock ain’t even good just hurts bitches and you have to stop unless they are big whores

but what if your dick is so small that you feel nothing from regular sized pussies? i wouldn't know haha

he was a kike

More like murder.

It's the classic old injection trick.
Give them an injection and they have a heart attack

>More like murder.
Probably this.

Press C

>cock.

The state of women today
Billionaire
Access to as many diamonds as he wants
And he has to die because it was still not enough for some cunt

>be Billionaire
>can pay women to do anything you want
>get a penis enlargement
>die

>B-but money is enough to satisfy women!

What happened, Jow Forums? It seems the white male reality is even worse.

he was a jew from antwerp, a diamond merchant

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I just don't know why anyone would want some doctor to fuck around with their dick

At least he went out well hung. That's something.

He’s 65. Why the fuck would he get this surgery now? Why get it at all??

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Pussies feel warm and slippery. Don't give up, you'll find your special someone.

Dr. One Hung Lo. Meet Mr. Long Dong.

Dead Jew, good news.

Nicely done 47.

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This, no normal girl wants to be stretched in the least bit, only whores and sick bitches with mental problems.

imagine being a billionaire and still being insecure about yourself

RIP JEW BOOMER

Go in at an angle and just get one side at a time

Mine is about 7 and I’ve been told many times that 7 is just right

Kek, playing that rn

>t.

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Most BBC in porn are from penis enlargement surgery, you moron.

If it doesn't stand up straight, it's fake (pulled out).

t.plastic surgeon buff

Mine is 6, but at least I'm uncut and can cum from a blowjob lmao

(((((((((((((((((((EHUD))))))))))))))))))

Jesus christ, this board gets dumber by orders of magnitude every day.

>be billionaire
>have everything you could want in the world
>tiny cocklet though
>die in procedure to try and make your cock less tiny
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

F for the small guy

It's actually normal size males that go through with it today.

It was made for people with genuine micro-dicks, but now it's basically a surgery for everyone.

Negroes are the biggest customer in the US by percentage, but it's not just them.

>imagine being a billionaire and still being insecure about yourself

Yeah, imagine

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> white

(((white)))

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They're not, even so, explain the millions upon millions of amateur shit where they are just as big. Yall so insecure lol

Same kraut bro, rare for a burger, but im uncut too, 6.5 long as well.

Is this the ultimate warning tale of the hedonist? Not only did they die a humiliating death over something so infantile, but how exactly did this information leak? Does he not have a wife or children outraged at this privacy breach in their time of mourning? Does anyone actually care enough about this man not to let his memory be sullied over 1 last mistake?

Remember this anons. A humble life may not be flashy or like the movies, but live it well and it will be one worth living.

He faked his own death

>be french
He was an Argentinian jew

Op is a kike

BASED BLACK MAN DROPPING SERIOUS REDPILLS ON THE WOMAN QUESTION:
youtube.com/watch?v=1OhhyKGBLec

kek krauts

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As I said, if it sags when erect (you can usually see the area pulled out, which stands straight, then the rest sags downwards), it's been pulled out.

It has to stand up fully straight out to be real (or not at all and you've got ED).

*Sephardic Jew

He was Syrian.

>be french
>ehud arye laniado
a literal kike

And yes, thousands upon thousands of people go through with it.

They just don't talk about it because it's funny, and shows who the real insecure ones are.

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Dick so good it killed da nigga

Noice :^)

I'd be happy with 4 inches

all the money in the world cannnot buy you a roman cock, froggg

KEK that dude was a small dicked JEW.

Look at this jew trying to instigate between blacks and whites.

How much does it cost in germany?

We have free health care, so getting a huge peepee costs us nothing.

>That cheeky haha

Made me lol

What a poetic story. Gaining ficional virility at the cost of trading in your actual virility. If there's ever a Bible2.0 that's definitely going in there.

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He was a billionaire. He should have made his women get vagina shrinking surgery or maintained a dwarf harem. Plenty of options besides having a side of beef grafted to his wiener.

Thank you

Its tragic really. Even though he was a billionaire in the end he hung himself.

It's actually pulled out of the body. Every male has about 1/3 of their dick inside their body; you loosen up the ligaments, cut back the skin, and pull it out.

You end up with modern day "porn dick", though, with it sagging.

he shoulda just bought a motorcycle

one less kike on planet earth
score one more goal for kek

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>Ehud Arye Laniadio
>dimond dealer
>french

Nigger u retarded

This. A real Frenchman wouldn't need penis augmentation.

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The dude was almost 70.....nigga you've lived your billionaire life with a normie dick, why make such a risky play in the last minute of the 4th quarter?

Kek we have a lot of niggers. I thought HUNGary was full of chinkoid genes tho. Why the long dicks ?

Clearly they're hungARYANS.

Billionaire really shouldn't have cared about his dick size. Who cares if some whore can't get off on your micro dick? She will act like she loves it either way.

Like, this is his fucking legacy.

If he has a son everyone knows he has a small dick now

I'm 5.5, cut and can cum from a blowjob too? Did you mean to say handjob? Cause those get a little too dry, unless she sucks my dick first.

>hating women this much.

no quality woman gives a shit about your dick size

Niggers don't always have huge cocks, unfortunately.
You'd think god would at least give me an advantage for being a fucking aberration.

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what were this guy's political beliefs? and by that i mean, did his johnson curve left or right?

>I’ve been told it's just right
dicklet detected

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Man dis funy ,,, I already have a big dick ,,, you Europeans or Mutt-white are fags ,,, u gays all suck brotha dic in the pen.

bets on the doctor being a yellow vest getting back at (((them)))?

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Question is where they get that dick to transplant.

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i have 20 cm and i only got to fuck 3 girls the other ones sometimes started to fucking cry when i tried pushing it further

if a girl doesn't have a problem with a micro penis then there's something wrong with her desu

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Love knows no bounds, user.
Maybe sometimes it should, but it is how it is.

Retard cuck has only himself to blame

mY dic so big n thick ,,, jealous pig skin? I evacuate all the air outa their snatch and make it air tight ,,, sound like its farting as I lay down the pipe

im fine with a 4 inch dick.

i don't mean average, i mean some poor 2 inch bastard

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But can you block?

(((Ehud)))
Traditionally French name.

you're a roastie or a roastie enable either way you failed at life

He's not french, he's a kike.
Press B to burn the kike in an oven

B

The irony is that if you'd be a billionaire, I think she'd be okay even with that.

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It wasn't for a woman... it was to fuck children.

IMMEDIATE HAPPENING YANG THREADS ARE OVER WITH

WE ARE FREE ANONS

>Having a fat ass cock ain’t even good just hurts bitches
... and the bad side?

funny nigga right here

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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is that where they cut some ligament or something behind the sack?

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he's had probably been waiting for big pp surgeries to be a thing all his miserable, miserly life

But add-a-dicktomy surgery 100% works on trans men. Don’t be so negative.

(((belgian israeli)))

not sure i'd want to be a billionaire desu, could never trust any friends, family or roasties

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