Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - 14 Edition

>upcoming elections
EU nuthouse: May 26 2019
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/europawahl.htm
Brandenburg: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwbb
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/brandenburg.htm
Saxony: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwsn
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/sachsen.htm
Thuringia: Oct. 27 2019 #ltwth
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/thueringen.htm

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
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myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=lEwGObGrUK8

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=d9u01H4OD_8
youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3GXh88uio
youtube.com/watch?v=eb7_WbJlm_g

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
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steemit.com/@derhorus

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achgut.com/artikel/die_entsetzliche_generation
deutschland-kurier.org/gruene-idee-offener-vollzug-fuer-moerder-und-sexualstraftaeter/
morgenpost.de/berlin/article216599231/Bald-offener-Vollzug-fuer-Moerder-und-Sexualstraftaeter-moeglich.html
twitter.com/_donalphonso/status/1103573436314669056
docdroid.net/aXbtEfA/entwurf-grundsatzpapier.pdf
goo
youtube.com/watch?v=XVbL8LIZyoA
reflexmagazin.de/2018/11/22/kollegah-ein-politisches-gespraech-mit-dem-boss/
youtube.com/watch?v=94bzaEdZqMI
dailymotion.com/video/x4mfw87
youtu.be/4YdtzV9abus
youtube.com/watch?v=_LszrnBcqIU
youtube.com/watch?v=mIZoEooBQ0U
youtu.be/8AxkA_H8XmE
dailymotion.com/video/x2qrzel
youtube.com/watch?v=wG_R5n9yIPg
youtube.com/watch?v=qwNVNE83Udo
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Previously, on Kraut/pol/...

also Kraut version... but that sounds wrong... if anyone would help out with better phrasing, I'd be much obliged

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morning fren. the final version of the 14 climate words.

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very good one! thoughts on mine?
(I might be late with answering, because of wörk)

"Wir müssen das Klima retten und uns Eure Kinder für unsere sexuelle Zukunft sichern."

14 words even.

>thoughts
it depends on your intention. it's nice for some heartly keks in this comfy general. but i don't think that leftards would fall for it and spread it, which would be hilarious.

seems ready for prime time.
>say it loud and say it clear, 14 words are here!

text may be alternated, depending on the used #.
>of our/the planet
>and the/a future
>for our/us children
#fridaysforfuture
#parentsforfuture
#momsforfuture
#dadsforfuture

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Wir sind hier, wir sind laut, weil Ihr uns die Kohle klaut!

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are these hashtags a real thing yet, i.e. parents jumping on the bandwagon?

#parentsforfuture and #womenforfuture (color me surprised) are used. moms/dads etc. is a matter of time.

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absolutely. it's mocking meme. not for subversion :D

noice! can you rephrase it so that it is not so obvious -
>Eure Kinder für unsere sexuelle Zukunft
I was thinking of something wee bit more subtle, like the english version
>save children and the sexual future for us

i see.
this motive is nice in principle and good production, but i'd rather go for a less diverse one.
also, the iconic greta train pic with the vegan salad perhaps?

?

"Wir müssen das Klima retten und eine Zukunft für uns und Eure Kinder sichern."

Subtle enough? I think we might be able to slip that in under the radar. At first with an innocent picture (Windmills, Greta). Once they start using the slogan, we hit them with the same text and a picture that calls them out for their kiddy diddling.

"Wir müssen das Klima retten und eine Zukunft für uns und Eure Kinder sichern."

Subtle enough? At first we can use an innocuous picture (Windmills, Greta) to go with it. Once they've adopted the slogan we hit them with the same text and a picture that calls out the Greens' kiddy diddling.

Sorry for double post. Got an - apparently bogus - "verification expired" on the first one.

Now that is fucking perfect!!!! At first I didn't even notice were the twist was :DDDD
kek be praised, he certainly blessed you!

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achgut starts tackling the boomer question
achgut.com/artikel/die_entsetzliche_generation

Anybody good with Photoshop/Gimp around? I think pic related might benefit from the title being changed to "KohlenClaudia" and a carricature face of landwhale related shopped in...

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Reposting from last night.
deutschland-kurier.org/gruene-idee-offener-vollzug-fuer-moerder-und-sexualstraftaeter/
morgenpost.de/berlin/article216599231/Bald-offener-Vollzug-fuer-Moerder-und-Sexualstraftaeter-moeglich.html
>Greens thinking about ways to let raping fugees out of prison
who would have thought.

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twitter.com/_donalphonso/status/1103573436314669056

Link to the PDF:
docdroid.net/aXbtEfA/entwurf-grundsatzpapier.pdf

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goo gl/forms/Wrm6CF8LJ52Dh9Mm2

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this one?
>subversion is a doll best served russian
point made. if any other user wants to create OC, unsplash.com is great source for finding nature and kids images in leftish aesthetics. got to work now, but will be back later.

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absolutely, your eye for good grafix work is outstanding as always

If you care to look at these demands: They are just beyond insane.
>zero emissions by 2035
>shutting down of all coal power stations by 2030
>climate neutral transportation by 2035, including flights
>NO oil or gas heating stations should be installed after 2021

Are you using photoshop?

>den Fokus von reinem Wirtschaftswachstum abwendet und stattdessen innerhalb der planetaren Grenzen agiert.
I knew from the start that this movement was controlled by commies

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thanks. i got fun doing stuff like this.
yes.

trips of truth.

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I haven't been here in a while. How is AFD doing?

>while. How is AFD doing?
Meeh. Only marginally better than at the time of the election in 2017.

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also:
we were the trash kids

checked and confirmed.

also, climate change is mostly in the head of white bourgeoise kids
> climate change is just a bourgeoise construct, like they tought at university

>grosser vorzersetzende

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>climate change is a social construct
i smell potential

>bourgeoise kids
no doubt about. and they exploit each and everything to satisfy their thirst for moral highground. btw. pic related, i posted it yesterday, an extract from an older documentary about work.
youtube.com/watch?v=XVbL8LIZyoA

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i've just learned that the "International Women's Day" was a regular holiday in GDR and soviet russia. berlin just re-established a good old commie tradtion.

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the surprise is real

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on the other hand, these bourgeoise kids might have an endless scope of transfer money in mind

Yeah my gf told me this shit today, she is from that shithole

i don'tthink they have anything other in mind, than to be the savior for the widows and orphans, exploited and marginalized by the sheriff of nottingham aka 'the system'.

that's unbelievable. from all the days worth to be a feiertag for berlin, they just pick this one.

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Kollegah dropping redpills:

reflexmagazin.de/2018/11/22/kollegah-ein-politisches-gespraech-mit-dem-boss/

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>Based Niggermusic
god fucking damn it.

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Yeah, fuck that, one of the most influential people with our youth is speaking up against the status quo, and PC, but i don't like his music so fuck this, i don't want to hear about it.

There is literally no music i find more pretentious than rap.

german rap comes in 2 flavors:
"Mein baba verdrischte mich als kind, und mein leben war so hard wie mein benis jetze ischt!"
and
"Meine Hose eng cuz big pee pee und isch hab 3 lambos lol"

While one emphasises on acting like being a bitch is somehow "tough" and "cool" the other emphasises on bragging what you do with the money that you either earned through selling records to wiggers until you are nominated for gold or insist on pretending that you have time to commit to HARDQORE crimes (like surfing porn without a loicense, staying up past bedtime or saying frick in church) when simultaneously hard at work to rhyme "Ficke deine Oma" with "Barcadi-Cola"

Rap/Hippity Hoppity are the only genres that infuriate me for what they stand for, not for what they sound like.

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Yes, and for mainstream rap it is true, there is also a lot of great underground rap which is critical and talks about stuff that matters.

This guy for example:
youtube.com/watch?v=94bzaEdZqMI

But that's not even the point here, what it is about is not if you like him and what he does or not, it's that a lot of young people like him and what he does and he made an statement here which should have some influence due to his big fanbase and reach.

>rap
>shit
dailymotion.com/video/x4mfw87

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Shouldn't it be saying "Our children"?

we the people => we the children => us the children => us children

Why not imprison the victims instead?

>An Artist of just a Song salvages the Genre for you

Look, nigga i like Diablo 2 but that never made me a Diablo-fan when looking at the sequel and i like about 3 animes and i still hate animes in general.

General rule of thumb: White people needn't rap, they can rhyme. If you still do, you're probably a wigger in dire need of parental "affection"

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He even called out Pizzagate/Comet ping pong

youtu.be/4YdtzV9abus

youtube.com/watch?v=_LszrnBcqIU
youtube.com/watch?v=mIZoEooBQ0U
The genre is fun. The music can simply be made and it sounds well enough.

You should check out Komplott

youtu.be/8AxkA_H8XmE

this is what I'm talking aboutM

RIP chief dirt-in-face

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A bit too serious for my taste but sounds pretty good overall. Thanx.
>dailymotion.com/video/x2qrzel

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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playing the blame game like a pro, first announcing that they will be open for black-green, then making that joke of a political incorrect joke to act like you were against the uproar to pander to your conservatives.

now the SPD is at fault that we will have Merkel some longer.

Also, CDU guy pandering tu Muslims for the others to denonce it....

It's such a shit show, a criminal would not want to hang out with those people due to the lack of ethics.

These assholes would make Göbbles blush, because they have a tight grip on the free media. why is it free? because its in the name! and göbbels once said "the best propaganda is one that makes you believe you acted on your own interest."

i did not spell my conclusion out: They will do everything the Greens and SPD want by virtue signalling to their conservatives.

>youtube.com/watch?v=wG_R5n9yIPg

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exactly, they may not be competent politicians but prime Propagandist and dirty enough to gain an edge over everybody naive enough to still Believe in basic human decency

Everytime I see this thing I really question my stance on abortion.

no, you should question your stance on passive parenting.

I-is that real? A year or so ago he visited gaza and took credit for Merkel's refugee saving and seemed to be in line with it. I think his music is shit but some of his statements show he's not a tool.

What about Mr. Bond and Makks Damage?

>she is from that shithole
from Soviet Russia?

wasn't that, like, common knowledge? it's kike invented (((holy)))day...
you were socially required to gib red flowers (tulips mostly) to comrade wamen, because fuck you!

it is real, it's too fresh to see how much impact it will have, he was not that mainstream with that action the Palestinian thing is nothing you get yourself a lot of friends in the media and society here.
There was a big controversy following this about some of his lines and a song about the NWO where they fought some kind of evil force in Jerusalem so that "Bhuddists Muslims and Crists" can after the big battle rebuild the world. His words, not mine.

So, maybe it's due to his religion but he had some not so accepted stances before.
At the time of the uproar he was very critical of the media and he seems to proceed on that way, which is very good news.

they still have some pretensions about it till this day. and in Russia it never completely went away

I read the interview. Breddy gud. Based and redpilled I'd say. Some parts are almost like directly out of some Hitler video (the part with the Redakteur in the beginning)
lel

youtube.com/watch?v=qwNVNE83Udo

19:29
hahahahahahahaha
very cool documentary though

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>The people are still not waking up ([x]doubt)
>The statistics are lying (has happened before)

Pick one. No worries.