> Jude Law is the bad guy. All white guys are bad guys.
> Ugly looking alien terrorists and invaders -- turn out to be innocent good guys. The border crossed them.
> Old white women -- can't trust them either. Just punch them.
> The only good white person is Brie Larson
> Brie is a basic bitch, can't act. Just making random faces for no reason.
> VOCAL FRIES VOCAL FRIES VOCAL FRIES VOCAL FRIES ... holy shit Brie's voice is annoying. Vocal fry wasn't a thing in 1990.
> Token negroes are more likable than Brie. But they only exist to assist her. I'd be pissed if I'm a nigger.
> Brie has only one trick, the punch. Every problem is solved by a punch. Making her basically a low-IQ violent nigger.
> The high point of the movie -- Brie is down. Then she has flashbacks, when she was a little girl, she fell down on the beach, she stood up; she fell down from a bike, she stood up; and etc etc. This flashback gives her the strength, and she's transformed to a strong woman giving her the superpower. HAHAHAHAHA
Fuck off niggers, I watched it online and the movie was okay, no different than the other crap they've been spewing for the past 8 years. Stop hating on it just because you incel fags have never seen a pussy in real life.
Aiden Bailey
Could it finally dethrone the worst movie ever made? It'd be a great accomplishment for womyn. If you can't beat men at their best, beat them at their worst.
Criticism isn't the same as being offended, retard. I'm offended by how dumb you are.
Robert Gray
Okay you got me OP. I had to look up the trailer to get a little taste of this shit show. I can't believe the producers thought Bri Larson was the best actress for the role. I will not even watch this movie out of sheer curiosity when it goes free on demand, because there is no way I can suffer through two hours of that vocal fry.
oh man, how embarrassing. i wonder if marvel was just always a jew psy-op, even in the 'golden years' of comic books. has this inversion shit always been cooking us alive?
Justin Nelson
Wow, sounds amazing, don't know why it didn't get a 10/10 for teh lol catz.
Jaxson Evans
I think we just became aware of it over time.
Chase Anderson
the Amazing Captain Cat saves Caturday.
David Diaz
>Jude Law is the bad guy. >Jude Law is the bad guy. >Jude Law is the bad guy. Hey user is that the big surprise twist for this movie?
Holy shit, if roaming past failures gave you superpowers I'd be professor manhattan and doctor strange perfect son.
Noah Howard
>The acting is atrocious >so much man-hating, its like one of those retarded dyke feminist cartoons >MUH POOR REFUGEES >lead actress is most unlikable person ive ever seen its on tpb, but only retards and cucks can sit through this shitshow. Its maximum cringe.
Robert Turner
I hope Hollywood dies and another country starts Making 10/10 films like before Stagnation from lake of competition has made the American film industry cancerous
Dominic Lewis
...hollywood is already dead,they havnt noticed yet, thats the problem.
>Must be an incel if they don't like shitty movies overflowing with sjw progressive bs
Kindly fuck off
Parker Rogers
Hey Nostalgia Critic
Jace Mitchell
(((They))) are trying to kill whitey through cinema and it’s fucking ridiculous how obvious it is. Thanks user, please send more pol Hollykike movie reviews our way
I watched it, too. It's genuinely terrible. Really, another Disney Star Wars movie, full of tedious, preachy feminism, retroactively making the franchise worse.
Because nobody else can be strong near a Strong Woman, Nick Fury was basically reduced to comic relief. Now he's a guy who loves cats to the point of being distracted and needing to stop and making baby noises if he encounters one while on a mission, and can't eat toast if it's cut diagonally. He also lost his eye by carelessly handling an alien space cat, rather than in war or doing some heroic spy shit.
Where did the fucking alien cat even come from? It's never explained. Just one more thing in a generally senseless movie, where nothing makes sense.
Brie is 100% Rey from Star Wars. Brilliant at things she has no reason to know anything about, ridiculously powerful pretty much just depending on her feels, and everyone around her is weak and stupid all the time to make her look good, especially her enemies.
If Disney has any sense, they'll edit Brie out of Endgame entirely, and pretend Captain Marvel never happened. But of course, what they're going to do is the Marvel equivalent of The Last Jedi, and turn it into a money-loser.
Ryder Price
Wait a fucking minute. I thought Captain Marvel was pretty much Superman. What’s with the chick?
>tfw have a 16 year old orange cat named Goose >tfw have have multiple people think I named him after the movie >they can't grasp the fact HE IS 16 FUCKING YEARS OLD I AM FUCKING PISSED OFF
Juan Turner
>VOCAL FRIES Am I supposed to know what this is
Adrian Cruz
I like this
Adrian Morales
yep
Noah Evans
the constant message of "white men r bad" will be absorbed by little girls who aren't critically thinking about what they are watching
Dylan Barnes
>16 year old orange cat Wow, your cat is just like geek culture. It needs to fucking die.
