A FUCKING 24 HOURS BLACKOUT FUCKFUCKFUCK I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITHOLE PLS NUKE US FUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK MADURO FUCK...

Nice try nigger but you're not coming in. I'll personally shoot you on sight.

We tried sending some plantain chips and batteries but they thought the trucks were full of guns.

In Panama City, FL after hurricane micheal we didn't have power for 2 weeks. No cable or internet for a month. I feel your pain brah.

Fpbp, noice

Yeah man let the Hezbollah cells grow free and well here in the south. That surely won't be a problem in the short term

>abloo hoo hoo
>I don't have a generator
Your phone still works you whiny bitch. Call someone who Isn't a loser like you

Obviously electricity is back on after a fucking day.

i think thats saddam hussein and thats a rape room. you can tell because he is in character. he is wearing khakis

If he in fact assembled that setup himself, then I'm beginning to like him already.

>"My god, this is my legacy...?"

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Blackout of what? Were you without power for 24 hours and just got it back? How is that possible? I thought you guys were energy rich?

>thought you guys were energy rich?
The wonders of a tyrannical socialist state :^)

It's not socialism making you poor retard spic

so thats why my venezuelan gf wasnt answering me

Hope your shithole turns full ancap after Mad*ro gets overthrown and hang

Based. Specially the hanged Maduro part.

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>I thought you guys were energy rich?
>Socialism has been installed in Sahara desert
>Few days later shortages of sand suddenly kicked in

Welp. Case closed, if anyone should know the evils of socialism it'd be a Russian.

Based pic venezuela bro . Top tier movie right there

This is your cue to start shit. Can't kill protestors you can't see.

shut up beaner, learn to do socialism properly next time without relying entirely on the jew's most valuable export. now pack your bags up so you can come be a refugee here under orders of the zion don himself

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What? What flag is that? What blackout?

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Welcome to the club

Learn to batteries and inverters

Fucking horrific.

FPBP
Still though, that fucking sucks OP.

>Hezbollah
WTF you have Muslims now?

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They are all over South America.

the same guy who said saddam hussein was harboring al qaeda stated on some cable news networks that venezuela was harboring hezbollah and hamas.

...

You’re a stupid ape if you think that Maduro is behind the power failures.

It’s either “rebels” who work at the power stations turning the power off as a political statement or non-venezuelan operatives sabotaging the national grid.

My money is on the latter

May you be violently blacked

Brown people can’t country. News at 11

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Yeah it surely isn't the fucking incompetence of Maduro & Co. It was da CIA

Holy hell, imagine being a power worker and having to work, without pay or food, or else the country goes dark and you get the bullet.

Fuck that

>commie comes to power in 1999 (Chavez)

>part of a whole wave of leftism across latin america, Brazil, Bolivia, Ecuador get meme'd too

>people love their stronk commander, the gibsmedats and a bunch of social projects which indeed make the country look quite prosperous

>guy literally walks down the street, accuses every entrepreneur of being a capitalist pig, expropriates factories because he thinks the government can run it better

>turns out it can't, so now he has effectively crippled the production capabilities of his own country

>can afford it because oil is high and keeps rising

>since Chavez's time the venezuelan government has had a history of opposing USA, shitting on Colombia & neighbours, heavily investing in military equipment and weapons, actively supporting and protecting FARC, ELN & co

>Chavez dies, his vicepresident Maduro (a LITERAL truck driver) takes charge

>by the time Chavez died there were already some glaring problems economically speaking, price controls and heavy dependance on importing basic goods

>shortages begin, people start questioning the whole thing and the opposition gets massive support

>Elections happen, chavists (Maduro) vs opposition (Enrique Capriles), result is like 50,1% for Maduro even after the blatant rigging

>Maduro takes charge, keeps the same working scheme (gibsmedats and importing everything) all supported by oil money

>oil prices fall

>98% of GDP depends on oil, not even the eternal commander Chavez could predict that if you don't diversify your economy when you have the chance the chicken of the golden eggs will eventually run out of its magic

>shit starts going down

>no money for gibsmedats, the intelectuals just keep printing more, inflation goes through the roof

>massive shortages of vital goods because there's no way to produce, no money to import and the bolivar is worth peanuts

No one gives a shit about your spic country.

A cloud flew over Algeria and everyone is losing their head.

Maduro should stop trying to be Chavez and try to be Hitler, his economic plan actually worked!

based

Lol enjoy the blackout filthy spic

We'll only intervene if you'll agree to give us all your qt women that will be distributed to the incels of America as government issued gf's.

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I'm so jelly, not even kidding. I want a proper blackout.

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Shame, shit only gets interesting after 48 hours

Do you have a passport? I’ll buy you a plane ticket out of there right now!

consider the following: if Venezuela was actually socialist this wouldn't be happening

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Have you ever considered dealing with the problem yourself? I thought you people had a tradition of joining guerillas when your leaders were acting up?

Thing is that the point isn't that commies should remain in power, it's that it isn't America's place to remove them.

If get all will work out.

the absolute state of modern communism

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Benjamín are you here? If so, fuck you venezuelan motherfucker.

EEVEEEEERYYYYYYONNNNNNNE

fpbp

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shackles? Problem is the opposition is just different socialists. There is no good end if we intervene. Itll be like Iraq but instead of assholes makes ieds itll be people continuing to ruin their economy with socialism.

>that 30 yo boomer who posts pictures of cucked capitalist politicians as an argument against socialism
crikey mate

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DONT WORRY BRO WE'LL FAST TRACK YOUR ENTIRE CONTINENT HERE IN NUMBERS NEVER SEEN BEFORE
L E G A L L Y
WE NEED THE SLAVES BRO M A G A

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Well... We don't want to spend the money to save you. You can thank Israel.

Putin is going to help you. Just you wait :)

>importing Republican voters into Florida

Where's the downside?

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theyre not white how about that

how many of you are just packing up and going to guyana or columbia? are they happy to help or getting sick of the refugees?

Venezuela has the largest oil reserves on the planet, yet can't keep the light's on.....that's the power of socialism folks

well we better get in there and murder everyone. its the only option

Republican voters LOL.

They'll vote for the same socialist paradise they got there; it's inevitable.

If if the parents don't, the spawn will. Regression to the mean of 84 IQ.

WTF do you keep voting for these people?

You're just retarded

You win for today

If I had my way, I would gladly wipe you off the map.Don't feel bad though, I would take 90% of the world population and flush them.

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Which demographic groups like Maduro the most?

Which like Guaido/US the most?

Who are the fence sitters?

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Ask your fellow countryman for our help. You’ll need to repay us in full but we’ll be glad to send some people in to take care of the problem. We’d need probably 20 men.

How endemic is Hezbollah and other middle eastern outfits?

Hezbollah makes their money from Latin American cocaine. $200m a month from Cocaine vs $200m a year from Iran.
youtube.com/watch?v=qaG6LkomiSk
foreignpolicy.com/2018/12/12/trump-should-cut-hezbollahs-lifeline-in-the-americas/
web.archive.org/web/20181213022027/https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/12/12/trump-should-cut-hezbollahs-lifeline-in-the-americas/
foreignpolicy.com/2018/06/15/lebanon-is-protecting-hezbollahs-cocaine-and-cash-trade-in-latin-america/
web.archive.org/web/20180818052306/https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/06/15/lebanon-is-protecting-hezbollahs-cocaine-and-cash-trade-in-latin-america/

Project Cassandra
youtube.com/watch?v=AiHi9puWdJc
youtube.com/watch?v=l3-OxZlFLdU
politico.com/interactives/2017/obama-hezbollah-drug-trafficking-investigation/
archive.fo/IfcIf
opslens.com/2017/12/20/obama-iran-project-cassandra/
archive.fo/RV1BS
conservapedia.com/Project_Cassandra
archive.fo/epBv3
thehill.com/opinion/national-security/366179-to-get-tough-on-hezbollah-and-fix-obamas-mistake-revive-project
archive.fo/Gpdx3

Dissenting opinion. The DEA used captured drug traffickers as informants to allege a Narco-Terrorist conspiracy. Mostly entrapment schemes.
youtube.com/watch?v=149041bZee4

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Man your people are trash. Making suicide vests easier than making food.

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I still have my original itunes song list on my iphone 6 with more than a few linkin park songs...

i was thinking about space cadet pinball the other day for a brief moment

it was cod4-mw2 for me, and halo 3

i rebought a ps2 that is currently collecting dust to my right to play dynasty warriors for shits n gigs recently, used zhang jiao

it was pokemon g/s/c for me

we probably rigged their elections. the cia n*ggers - in the words of the great terry davis. we try to cheat in our own elections why not screw with all the south american and latin american countries?

the generation following them will end up liberal slaves.
Same shit happened with cubans.

How does the country with the largest oil reserve on Earth fuck up so badly? Fucking spics...

It's alright all they do is attack Jews and facilitate the drug trade

That's Saddam fellas

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youtube.com/channel/UCDow765I-QrmVp9Kfz0HqGA

They fucked it up on purpose to try to usurp their resources this has nothing to do with 'spics'

Try to capture what is going on, its nefarious geopolitics executed by black market power brokers in office and not an incompetent public

Lights out again. If shit goes down remember me as arepanon. Godspeed and fuck commies.

F

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>faggots can't even overthrow their own piece of shit government

you deserve what you get.

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>Hezbollah cells
Not a problem unless you're a kike.

yeah, cause revolutions are just that great for ordinary people, right?

I don't get it

though I would not call what happened in ukraine a revolution(only the president was impeached) I would say that we are doing great despite the economic upheaval caused by russia.

I say that them venezuelans should take a page from our book and go about fixing their government themselves.

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Haha!