Brit/pol/: Northern Dragon Edition

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He sounds like a deflating helium balloon irl.

just saw a guy stab some tyres at the bottom of my road. indian guys came out and i was like m8 sorry i couldnt do anything he had a knife

fucking hell lol

Reminder that fish and chips was literally invented by Jews. Look it up.

It is literally the kikes, everything you can think of, it is the kikes.

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Just watching Emmerdale and a head and shoulders advert comes on...

youtube.com/watch?v=IAPfhumUZL4

Focuses on the black guy with a song "a kang is born" playing.

Memes truly are life.

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>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

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I'm fucking tired of this place man. In every other thread I'm talking to shills it seems like. No arguments or evidence, and if those are presented it's from some YouTube, not an argument from the poster himself.

Seems like I'm bombarded with people trying to change my opinion of a person's character at ever turn here. That's what this place has become, a hellish purity spiral that destroys what common ground people have on here.

Jesus christ, what the fuck Britain

Based Ted-Bot.

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Why haven't the retarTED posters tried to actually tedpill some mums on mumsnet instead of the 30 anons who post regularly here?

If only these white warriors would join our side we'd have these fucken packehs sorted out in a weekend

twitter.com/GerryHassan/status/1102974566048116737

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This. Mumsnet Tedposting needs to be a thing

i voted for brexit becuase i wanted a change, i didn't expect it to go through and I had no interest in the details, but i want it to. Because under first past the post we never had a voice

you can't redpill women

>he doesn't know

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i also like butterflies and found this image on google

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>Because under first past the post we never had a voice
most bizarre reason for voting leave ever

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I planted a load of butterfly-attracting plants yesterday. Doing my bit.

So has Barnier capitulated on Brexit or what?

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This general is nothing. We have done... so much more.

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Greeks for sure. Kikes? You'll have to source me brudda

Since when was Warwickshire the south? It's near Birmingham.

The south is places like Surrey and Hampshire, not decrepit chav-filled shitholes like that.

not really, if an area is 80% labour or tories you can still vote in opposition but it's unlikely to make any difference to representation in government

>therefore leave the eu
low iq

I once visited Leicester as an away supporter, this cunt is right next to the visiting fans and bangs that twatbarrel all match

Can't wait for his Greggs addiction to off him

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You've avatarposted? Spammed this general like a retard? Had sperg outs and threatened to kill anons? Still no signs of you doing anything on mumsnet? If you can't redpill a mum or two you're nothing.

peter chesney's job

Have the Chesney murderers been confirmed groids?

fuck off you daft cunt

you are making people happy, especially when they see a butterly, like on their lunchbreak or jsut going into work.

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the witnesses in the park already said it was groids

first suspect was described as black

King in the Norf.

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change is greater than stagnation when we haven't had a similar vote for 40 years.

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>change
what changes?
not the way politics works
that show you hate goes on in westminster as usual

Surprised there's any whites left in Leicester at all desu

He'll need a tattoo in Punjabi soon enough.

As I non sportsball follower, I don't understand any of you.

a greater freedom than stagnation i mean, if things get worse i'll still eat if things get better i might get a girlfriend

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Shieeet.

Must get them down being a descendant of Egyptian royalty and the lost tribe of Judah and not getting due respect.

i think the EU want to make it so if you ( a government) are in power and people vote to leave then the current government is kicked out. No matter the damage it's making a point like Italian gangsters do.

>if things get better i might get a girlfriend
voted leave in the hope of getting a gf
wtf?

>they actually believe this

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twitter.com/CarolineLucas/status/1103015707581792256

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We destroyed you, we destroyed this general, this board, and the consequences of our actions are beyond your calculation. We are everywhere now. You cannot hope to contain us.

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This.

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>We are everywhere now.
Except Mumsnet, apparently

i hope you get one with brexit, i think we'll all be much happier and part of that will be relationships with women.

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businessinsider.com/may-brexit-may-never-happen-at-all-if-mps-reject-her-deal-2019-3

Theresa May says Brexit 'may never happen at all' if MPs reject her deal again

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The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Does anyone have the norf nonce hunter pepe memes?

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haha okay mr tedposter but dont forget to tedpill some mums and try not to blow any up.

i have a bf

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Why are you so obsessed with Mumsnet? Whatever the fuck Mumsnet is.

are you gay or a female?

genius

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More pls

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bit of both
why?

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We might have thrown the Tories out in 2017 if Labour weren't even fucking worse.

Jeremy Corbyn (Labour Leader) and that cunt John McDonnell (Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer / Shadow Finance Minister) or basically hard left socialists.

I'd love to have voted UKIP, but where I am they are completely unrepresented (probably 5th or so in the polling), so under first-past-the-post a vote for UKIP in my constituency would have been a wasted vote.

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>twitter.com/CarolineLucas/status/1103015707581792256
A business man did business with the Russians before the referendum? Got eem?

Its a means of Tedpilling 1000s of mums at once, rather than just your own when she brings you your afternoonly bombay badboy

Hi lads,

I just want to say thank you for being such a great community. I've posted here a lot recently about my problems and a lot of people have been supportive and taken the time to offer advice and support. I really appreciate it.

>be retarTED poster
>spam the same shit ad nauseum on Brit/pol/ for over a year
>dodge any serious questions by simply either spamming excerpts from his book or claiming "he cant say what we really need to do he's in prison :^)"
>find out that he hasn't even spammed mumsnet once
>mumsnet being a website used by hundreds of thousands of uk mums
>but he has been spamming a general used by maybe 150 people max.
>he'll then claim victory and "we r LEGYUN we hav wun"
>but he can't even tedpill one mum

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and then used it for an illegal overspend
there is crime here

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>most bizarre reason for voting leave ever
FPTP has kept in power parties that no longer represent the people and has kept everybody else out.
Thanks to FPTP, we have traitors. I grant you there's a few dots that need to be connected to get from FPTP to rape gangs, but there's a clear path.
Labour and Tories both ran the government over the years the paki rape gangs operated, and neither of those two parties did anything about it because either
>they were in on it
which is pretty believable, let's be honest
>or because they didn't want to be called racist
and any party that would have put a stop to it have never managed to gain seats in parliament. Even Ukip who should have taken up a bunch of seats couldn't, because FPTP btfo them.
This referendum is likely the first (and last) 1-man-one-vote chance we'll ever have. Voting to leave just to fuck shit up is very reasonable, especially when the establishment (take the hint!) needs to be fucked up, because they're all fuck ups who have sodomely fucked up, yet somehow still have jobs.
If the establishment undermines the will of the people, then it'll be yet another undermining of many that they've done, except now it'll be agains our very democracy. I doubt even the establishment can get away with that, and I suspect if they try, people will be angry enough to march on London and to drag those trecherous bastards out of their homes and make them answer for their treason.

a gay female anti brexiter isn't unusual.
We voted for brexit for change not for EU laws or anything and you can't stop it. I'm not gay or female but open to new things.

You are welcome
Come on Brit/pol/ group hug!

I'm in historic Leicester rn niggers, pakis and p*les everywhere. Must be about 25% white British. Fucking rank m80.

i told you everyone hates remote workers , i want to take that back.

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lots of mp's invested in online gold bullion business. Its no different to anyone here buying gold in a sensible manner

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I live in Leicester rn, there's about 25 English people left.

>woke up
>ate the junk food left over from yesterday's last binge ever and drank coffee and browsed internet
>feel so fat because of the binges and lack of regular exercise
>check my bank account: NEETbux has arrived although I have wasted more money than I thought
>got email about a job I applied for at a small company; position has lot of responsibility
>emailed saying I couldn't have the interview
>don't have enough money to move to London at short notice and I'd quit the job for my other one after a short time anyway
>made the correct choice, as things stand, but still feel sad (especially because I have wasted over £2000 on junk food in the past 6 months)
>look at LinkedIn profiles and realis people the same age as me are already high up in companies while I'm still waiting to start my first real career job
>go for a walk and listen to dumb podcasts
>Staceys out in full force
>drinking Starboocks, about to have a fast food binge, then maybe gym at night

I need to work full time for 2 months at a retailcuck job to have more money than I need (1 month is enough to move back to London at short notice). But it's so demoralising to work. I waste money on junk food instead.

Seeing people's LinkedIn profiles is demoralising, especially people at startup companies who get promoted multiple times a year. God knows what level of enthusiastic normieclone you have to be for that.

I listened to cumtown podcasts because they're funny but I hate when these things get too chummy. That's when I feel like a loser listening to virtual friends. That's why I prefer BBC stuff despite the bias and Joe Rogan. Bam Margera was on the podcast and I felt pathetic for looking both ways when crossing the road.

I have a bottle of coke at home and I earnestly contemplated about whether I would be cucking myself by drinking it.

People start companies. They're producerbulls and then women join and get promoted at lightning speed while moping consumercuck betas like myself achieve nothing.

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>i loved leave to end fptp
is that what you think is happening?
baka

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Same here, you go to the Uni?