Americans can’t even point Portugal on a map

Portugal is an irrelevant third world nigger shit hole.

Might as well be with all the chinks flooding in

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>Portugal colonizes Macao
>centuries later China colonizes Portugal
it's like poetry

If Americans can't point out Portugal because they're dumb, Mexicans can't get formal citizenship because they're dumb.

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Why would they go to Portugal? Ar they buying it up like Vancouver, Canada

One of the things I was impressed by in Australia was even very simple citizens seemed to have a very great understanding of the world, and of their government. Even shopkeepers and random citizens understood the policies, why the policies were there, and even had a good idea how things might be improved. They also seemed to have a good grasp of their history, unlike when I talk to Americans and they often don't even know we had a Revolutionary War.

The biggest thing I noticed there is just how WHITE everyone is, I felt like a total outsider. I am 100% white, but I do have brown hair and brown eyes. It seemed like almost EVERYONE there had blue eyes and blonde hair, and sculpted faces. It was extremely remarkable.

People seemed to get less attractive when you left the cities, but still totally white.
Everything was very well organized that's the major thing I noticed.

Yeah

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>Portugal
Isn't that a weird chicken?

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Neither can I, and I am a cartographer.

terrifying

These "people" voted Hillary Clinton into office. I give the Freemasons shit sometimes but the backdoors and checks those lads set up are still impressive, like the electoral college.

imagine

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its one of the more obscure countries in europe tbqh

No one cares about portugal how the fuck are they supposed to know where it is if no one gives a shit about it

Where is Arkansas? That has as much relevance to an Spaniard as portigal’s Location to an American.

What can I say? We're truly stupid as fuck.

Portugal has more history and culture than 90% of the world. But how would nigs from the meltingpot know that»?

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In USA's defence your country has a significantly lower IQ and considering the US has significantly more niggers living there lowering the average IQ you should feel ashamed.

brainstats.com/average-iq-by-country.html

T.Brainlet.

Every American I know can identify Portugal
Staged video is staged
S(t)age

What is it with those filenames. You can sometimes see those weird coded filenames, as if it is a key to identify if it was posted and from whitch computer to easly identify who should get payed for it. And it's always posts that divide people for whatever reason.

I cant remember the name of the irrelevant guy at work also, whats your point?

Shill bosses need to identify if the guys that work for them do their job. And the easiest form of it is image name. Who names their filenames like that? It is not a normal filename. And it's almost always about things that divide people.

>where is this specific do nothing country
its next to spain but even i dont give a fuck

RIGHT NEXT TO SPAIN...THE SAME SPAIN THAT RAPED YOUR COUNTRY AND STOLE EVERY FUKKEN OUNCE OF GOLD AND SILVER

>be potugeal
>no one cares

We serve only the deep ones. When our alien overlords restore atlantis to its prime, we shall begin the purge.

Meanwhile, ignore us.

Why the hell should we care about some irrelevant South American shithole. The Lion does not concern hisself with the thoughts of Mice

>Americans do are DUMB

I will bet every Portuguese can point to the US on a map.

How does it feel to know that there's stupid people everywhere, but Americans are found in one place?

What the fuck is Portugal and why should I care?

>spains haiti

Kek. Poortugal is based tho. Good people, hard working and some really hot women, my first time was with a horny portugese with light hairs and eyes, good time, good food, nice place.

I'll bet we could point a bomb at you, Rico.

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Now go to Portugal and ask them where Kentucky is located, what it's state colors and capital are, and to list famous people from Kentucky.

I can't either who even gives a fuck about gay Portugal, that would be like me getting mad that people cant find or dont care about my country, who cares, also I like it that way

>Americans can’t even point Portugal on a map

we have fresh water and food and dont live in a third world shithole unlike them at least

>South American shithole.
Please tell me this is a joke

Why would I give two fucks where your shitty little country is?

>"Americans can't point X in a map!"
Why should we care? Become relevant first and then we'll talk

Mexican's can't even form an economy without leeching off of whites.

Who cares if you can google it in no time.

Difference is Kentucky is a shit tier flyover state which has a puny history and Portugal had an empire and has been a country for about triple the time that the JEWNITED States of Bacon Grease has.

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>QoL
>measuring anything real
Lol

>Americans do are DUMB
>do are

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That is because Portugal is COMPLETELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT.

Mexico is a hellhole people die escaping from.

as 'irrelevant' as netherlands, germany, england, italy, ireland, sweden, greece, spain.... or any other european

Name one thing Moortugal is relevant for.

That's because we don't have a reason to bomb it ... yet.

how about creating brazil, exploring much of the planet

Most Americans only care to know about countries that fucking matter you mole eating shitskin.

Also Mexico needs to be wiped off the map. There is nothing of value there aside from the land itself.

>Spain's Haiti
Stop making us look like retards, Haiti is French. HISPAÑA was Spanish

>how about creating brazil
is that suppose to be a great achievement?

Portugal is not a 3rd world country my dude. Just kys. Do everyone a favor.

Portugal is that shitty country Spain should've driven off in the ocean.

AMERICANS AM I RIGHT?! HAHA

>this thread
>my flag

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>learn history of european civilization

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Renaissance

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Portugal: Spain's ass.

>knowing where literally who sand american countries are

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Certainly helps when deciding on who should be your president or senators. ^^

Gtfo non american

Can you point to Eritrea in a map?

Or Bhutan?

Why the fuck should Americans be able to locate Portugal in a map?

All they need to know is it's somewhere in Europe.

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I remember arguing with a guy in a bar couple years ago who thought New Zealand was in Europe

Not to mention they selected and edited the fuck out of those interviews to make Americans look retarded. You think they'd put the correct answers there?!

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what part of, "we don't think about you at all," do you not understand?

I don’t know where Portugal is either.
Nobody tell me. It’s better this way.

>any eurocuck being able to find Rhode Island on a map.
They'd probably look for a literal island too.

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The moslem refugees don't know what Portugal is either so it balances out in the end.

>being this retard

Makes sense you're a fascist.

Invented marmalade
Ukulele is based on a Portuguese guitar

Most 'Muricans can't because they're head is stuck so far up their ass, they can't see anything except that next Zionist turd heading into their mouth.

>they're head

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Because it's even more irrelevant than your country. Do you think the rest of the world knows where Shelby Country, Alabama is?

Americans are the kind of people who learn Spanish so they could talk to Brazilians.