The british empire is based

Lol Polish women are the biggest coal-burners out there.
Stop talking shit, subhuman

Brits
>Cant fight actual European countries
>Bring torture, mutilation, and oppression responsible for the current White Guilt cultural phenomena
>Fought on the wrong side on both World Wars
>Still sucked both USA and USSR dick
>

We caused the 3rd world population explosion, peasant cultures with brown people forming nations (see the Indian subcontinent as a prime example), lowered infant mortality, brought them disease prevention, btought them human right's with parliamentary governance...

All of that is generous and good for them but bad for the earth. It would be better if they were all still living in huts instead of playing at modern nation states with armies and governments.

Thats the result of neoliberalism and not the british empire.

Yeah we are subhuman so I don't care about Pooland

But you are Aryans. Your woman are getting raped and fucked everyday by the worst subhumans ever created while you JERK OFF TO your hand

It's so fucking pathetic now pay for Lexies child support for her mutt

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You are aware that Britain hasn't lost a war since 1066? That's three times as long as your country has existed

>>Cant fight actual European countries
Fuck off you fat fuck. What do you know? We haven't been successfully invaded since 1066.

Britain didn't exist in 1066 my nigga

Based. Battle of Fishguard.

And also managed to take on all but 24 countries on the planet today in that time.

Should have just taken all their resources and left them there the way they were and fucked off, we could have rules the world by now and kept all the cancer out.

Athelstan was Rex Totitus Britanniae, King of all of Britain. In name at least.

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A philosopher confirms:

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That's naming semantics jock

You're right. Brits just sit on their island and watch as the true conquerors of Europe conduct business. Face it, you dont lose wars you don't engage in, and Britain has no equivalent of Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar etc.
Also
>Doesn't respond to any of the other points.

Now you are colonized by us. Accept sharia.

Lmfao Angloids are the biggest coalburners in history, especially all over North America.

>and Britain has no equivalent of Napoleon
Napoleon died lonely and depressed on a British island after being defeated by Britain lmao. What a fucking example.

America has no equivalent to Alexander the Great or Caesar because neither are military societies that idolise conquerors in the same way Rome and Greece were.

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Thank got for this thread I thought I couldn't post this today. Hove to post it everyday to keep the curse strong.

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Bitch you wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for the british empire.

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That's because we don't need a King to lead us, we're all KANGZ

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Nelson
Montgomery
Richard the Lionheart
King Henry V
Herbert Jones
Duke of Wellington
Bomber Harris
Lord Kitchener
Queen Victoria

Just because you're ignorant mate. That list doesn't even touch on our economic leaders which were the true power of the British Empire

Fuck the UK. Fuck Scotland. Fuck Wales. Fuck Ireland. Fuck Cornwall.
I am so fucking sick of these niggers.
The queen of the UK is a nigger bitch.
DEATH TO THE QUEEN OF THE UK

DAS RITE

Edward I and Alfred the Great. We have a ton of our own national heroes and military men but he's right, we have no famous conqueror like Caesar or Alexander because that's not how Anglo-Saxon society was.

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So sad to see that Britain has gone down so far...I mean Brexit is happening a few weeks from now and they are pre much fucked. Colonies would most likely better off being under Brittish rule.

While I'm not saying that Britain itself neglected its colonies outright, it could've most definitely paid more attention to them. For example, training them and reshaping their borders.

They wouldve been better off with the Raj in the 50s, but honestly India wouldnt be the way it is today. It could've been so much worse.

Anyone in favor of Scramble of Africa 2: Electric Nigaroo?

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You seem triggered mutt, is your wife fucking a nigger?

That’s one badass pic, saved cheers.

Daily reminder that the British Empire was a liability for the average Briton all while nonwhites been coming to this country unchallenged ever since the 1700s
Hot. Now fuck off to /b/
Plenty of good ol negroes came to Britain back in the day, and quite a few of those blockes ended up knocking up Celtic lasses, who in their turn dropped a several half caste kids down the floor. Many of those kids married degenerate Whites and the rest is history.

Thinks Napoleon was a winner lol.

>closest to world government
>rothschild controlled
>killing other europeans
You're a fucking retard.

alan partridge

Shouldn't have paid any attention at all just leave them to kill each other off. All those resources wasted could have gone to innovation and other things instead not waste it on a bunch of niggers and poos.

Drake was a bit of a lad:

Drake carried out the second circumnavigation of the world in a single expedition, from 1577 to 1580, and was the first to complete the voyage as captain while leading the expedition throughout the entire circumnavigation. With his incursion into the Pacific Ocean, he claimed what is now California for the English and inaugurated an era of conflict with the Spanish on the western coast of the Americas,[4] an area that had previously been largely unexplored by western shipping.[5]

Elizabeth I awarded Drake a knighthood in 1581 which he received on the Golden Hind in Deptford. As a Vice Admiral, he was second-in-command of the English fleet in the battle against the Spanish Armada in 1588. He died of dysentery in January 1596,[6] after unsuccessfully attacking San Juan, Puerto Rico. Drake's exploits made him a hero to the English, but his privateering led the Spanish to brand him a pirate, known to them as El Draque.[7] King Philip II allegedly offered a reward for his capture or death of 20,000 ducats,[8] about £6 million (US$8 million) in modern currency.[9]

..and there are countless other examples. We kept our end up when it came to rampaging around the world annihilating poor unsuspecting natives. What you've got to remember is that we are a small island off the coast of Europe and parlayed this into the greatest empire the world has ever known not once but twice, and utterly dominated the seas for decades. But yeah we just sit on our island don't we mate? That's why your not speaking English. Oh wait..

Not true, there were other european nations involved in colonizing north america. Depending on where user is from, he could live in a french, Spanish or dutch colonized region. Without english homogeneity there would probably be other nations involved as well. Even Sweden established colonies.

>>killing other europeans
Europe is what it is today because it's a relatively small continent filled with high IQ ethnic groups living in close proximity to each other so inventions spread fast and warfare leads to mass development.

Stop complaining you fucking faggot. Good luck finding a country in Europe which didn't "kill other Europeans." There weren't continental wide peace treaties in 1500 whatever.

And I don't want to be partial, but I think the portuguese and spanish empires were the best because they arised from sheer will, unlike the rothschild subsidiary known as the uk.

I didn't say you were the only ones to do it, but context and methods differ greatly

Everyone is always trying to start the UK. The U.S. is just the latest example. Funny thing is the economy is doing quite well. Brits are resourceful people, not easily discouraged

History would have been so much more interesting if North America had been split into loads of different national colonies, like a second mini Europe

It's also very dead now. And thank fuck for that.

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>you are Aryans.
lul, they literally aren't

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How does it feel being the world's baddies writing to the world's goodies in their language?

>Not true, there were other european nations involved in colonizing north america.
The American Revolution was a result of English settlers fleeing from England during Cromwell's civil wars and the carnage that was England in the later 1600s. The founding fathers were all Anglo protestants and the US is based entirely on English law, the Bill of Rights is a total model on the English Bill of Rights from 1689.

Don't sit here with a straight face and tell me modern America would exist if it was only up to the Dutch, Spanish and French kek. That's a fucking joke.

Canada only gives a shit about French Canadians because they blew up some building or something. Canada is a total byproduct of Anglo-Saxons too.

In what way did the British Empire not arise from sheer will? For a tiny island in the Atlantic to take over a quarter of the world, they must have been doing something right.

Brits created modern civilization, america was only possible because of their innovations and influence contributing largely to its creation.

>The british empire were responsible for creating the modern world
So how was it “based” again?

Well you're using a computer to post this right?

The Brits created a culture in which shares in private property could be retained and diverted to production rather than liquidated immediately. For 50,000 years average income stayed at

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That’s not the point, the modern world in which we live in is incredibly dysgenic, there’s no nature and the earth is exceeding carrying capacity very soon if trends carry on

Yaaawn. Bait harder

Agreed m8, someday we will take back Africa too.
>Long live the Queen

they are kikes

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All Americans are Scottish or Irish or Italian or German.. Never English despite us being probably the biggest ethnic group at the start. It's funny

>flag

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The first 15 or so presidents were all English descendants, Anglo-Saxons just aren't cringeworthy enough to call themselves English-Americans because they were the original settlers.

Much credit to them, I've never heard Scottish American and more commonly but still rarely German-American either.

You're the same kike behind a VPN that just got BTFO of Brit/pol/
Fuck off, Avi.

>portuguese and spanish empires
What?

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That image is fucking amazing
thanks and saved

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Most welcome, mate.

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We have won approximately 99.7% of the wars we have fought, many of them against European countries. Pic related is a map of the combatants of the 7 years war, Britain won btw.

Britain was one of the least oppressive empires to have ever existed, compared to the likes of the Spanish, Belgium, French, or Arab empires it looks downright cuddly. Britain ended the Atlantic slave trade btw, and used 1/7 of it's navy to stop not just British slave traders, but slave traders of all nations from crossing the Atlantic. Britain is the reason America stopped importing slaves, because Britain provided heavy pressure for America to do so, whilst doing the same for other nations. We even fought wars across the world to end slavery.
If anything we were no oppressive enough, at least the Arabs had the common sense to castrate their niggers so they didn't have to worry about "Arab guilt" coming back to bite them from nigger decendants.

I'd argue that there was no "wrong side" in WW1, since it was mainly just a power struggle amongst rival nations. If anything Germany was on the wrong side, since Kaiser Wilhelm abandoned their centuries old ally Britain, notice Prussia in pic related, cause he had a personal dislike for the country due to his own mother being English.
In WW2, yeah we kinda fucked up, we "slaughtered the wrong pig" so to speak, but it's not like Germany really did much by removing the buffer state between Communism and civilised Europe.

Sure, but the US sucked the USSR's dick even harder during WW2, and tried the wipe off the cum stains by beating them in the space race.
Also Britain had been on the decline since 1871, when Britain began to socialise it's economy and restrict free trade. It never really was the same after that.

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Colonized. Not sure that word means when you turn up dressed as a woman begging for aid and shelter. Why not just MAKE us accept Sharia, i'm really looking forward to the day Muslims start going round British pubs taking everyones pint and bacon sarnie away, is going to be a very amusing wake up call for you, i'm not sure you understand even who we really are under the polite exterior.

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Hiring pirates to steal their enemies gold and killing shitskins and annihilating chinks in battle is pretty damn based if you ask me.

Yanks have never won a war, don't take any shit from them.

without us, the world would be non existent

british empire was a copy of portuguese, spanish and french empires, the brits did it on a bigger scale

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You got yours your clocks cleaned at Islandwana by a bunch of spear chuckers.

Pretty sure we packed your shit in during the revolution.

Yes but I mean it was followed up with the largest victory ever and the colonisation of half of the continent.

I just don't get your point. If you're trying to mock Britain that's such a shit point. Were there meant to be no defeats in two centuries?

>we packed your shit
Literally English settlers vs English settlers. I very much doubt you descend from the original settlers. It's like bragging about the parliamentarians winning the English civil war.

A bunch of people from the same ethnic group fought another.

hahahahaha good one

>with the largest victory ever
in colonial Africa* not to big it up :')

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You fought against the equivalent of prison guards. Our fighters were off colonising and conquering the world.

Dillusional. We showed your nation and the world the power of free men. It's a shame we have fallen so far since then...however we could easily pack your shit once more...but why? Were good allies.

I'm just talking shit because your ego is the size of London.

You Krauts are like the Jews. All the good ones went to England.

We killed it.

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What a fucking cope of a post.

>Dillusional
It's spelled delusion and the American Revolution was English settlers vs English settlers. If you actually knew anything about colonial or American history we could get into other grievances about the revolution like how they made an evil figurehead out of George III when they directly negotiated with and all major decisions were made by parliament, how the disarmed groups were open dissidence, how the majority of people in the thirteen colonies were loyalists forced into silence by fear of public humiliation and torture, the forced seperation from the crown only to copy everything from Magna Carta, to the Provisions of Oxford to the Bill of Rights 1689 and center law around it, the reliance on European armies.

Did you know the Continental Army lost almost literally every battle they fought? They were still a bunch of English settlers fighting English settlers but you probably don't know your own colonial history because your ancestors are all Italian or something.

>I'm just talking shit because your ego is the size of London.
Also we're talking about Britain and war.

So you get to be arrogant when your countries resume in war is Bill Gates.

No, two world wars killed it. It expanded after it jettisoned the dead weight of the American colonies. What do they teach in burger schools?

Lol...dream on. We fucked you every way to Sunday. Let freedom ring baby.

We could always go for round 2.0 and shit stomp you some more.

Good job in Africa killing a bunch of nuggets with spears. Guess that's where your "good warriors" were....lol what a joke.

Nothing worse than a dumbass brit.

You are lucky we saves all of your fagety asses in ww2. I had 2 grand parents on the beach in Normandy showing u little chaps how a man does it.

British Empire peaked a century and a half after 1776, you self-important mutt
>we
YOU didn't do shit. you are mostly likely some kind of irish italian mutt who's family arrived a long time after the Revolution

>dodges everything I say and threatens to declare war on the UK instead

Oh alright General. Are you going to make the declaration of war on Britain and "stomp us into the ground" then? How long have you been commanding soldiers for?

When you need to resort to threatening war between the US vs UK, that's how I know you have no point.

The Irony....as if you have done anything either. Hell I bet no one in the chans has. That's why this post is stupid.

Yes, but the difference is I never claimed to, you stupid cunt

It's TRUE, if you went to war with the US today we would have your queen sucking Don's cock in 1 hour.

Yeah sure. The US is going to declare war on the UK, Congress and American citizens are just going to ignore that even though they rioted over Vietnam, and then American soldiers are just going to land on British soil without a fight, occupy the British Isles, shut down parliament, detain parliament and arrest Theresa May and declare martial law. And our nuclear submarines will just do nothing will all of this is going on.

All because some 14 year old on Jow Forums hasn't got a point. What a shame. Such wasted life.

Why dont u stop shit posting and go handle the Islamic invasion that is happening on your doorstep. Be a man and do something you fag

>What do they teach in burger schools?
Not history. They get that from Hollywood movies.

Mate, please. You are in much deeper shit than us. You are bought and paid for.

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>Be a man and do something you fag
>Just do something looool
Like what? What can one man do?
>just shoot someone lol
Like Robert Bowers? How did that turn out? Oh yeah, nothing happened