>Who is Todd? Todd Barry is preparing to run for US president in 2020 as an independent.
>Why should I vote for him? Good question. Here are the main reasons: *$2000 per month in UBI *Originally a stand up comedian - the Honkler candidate of choice *White male *Free government mandated girlfriends for lonely men (covered under medical care for mental health) *A voice actor who made a guest appearance on Aqua Teen Hunger Force *Has been in many films such as Pootie Tang (2001) and Beer League (2006)
"...made (((them))) send me a case of soap... they sent me big ole box of soap. I would call it an uncomfortable amount of soap. I like getting free stuff, but I would like to be able to explore other soap options..."
I support trump more than Todd, however, if Todd gets popular enough, I'd vote for him solely because hes an independent and I really fucking hate this two party system.
I'd vote nearly any third party if they have a chance of just taking one state. Emphasis on nearly any, I'd never vote for a communist, so Yang is out of the question.
I actually already have a girlfriend, so. . . yeah
Leo Edwards
Have you tried making more than 5 Todd memes?
James Nelson
well you'll still get $2/ month, and if you accept your govt gf on top of your regular gf then she will get $2/ month too, meaning you will be bringing in $6k / month
Have fun playing with dirt while the big boys get giant aug cocks installed monthly on their single payer healthcare and spend the 1k on hookers and blow
Jack Foster
It doesn't go far enough. If we all got 10k a month, we could totally, like, follow our dreams and stuff.