Asteroid WARNING: Asteroids may be UNSTOPPABLE as will REFORM when destroyed

Are you sure nukes even work in space?

Giant space tennis racket. Problem solved

Those are some great lookin' wursts.

just blow it up closer to earth so that it doesnt have thousands of years to reform into an asteroid

Asteroid gravity is really weak compared to earth. If you hit it hard enough for it to become multiple pieces, you've hit it hard enough for it to take hundreds of years to reform and millions to be as strong as before (assuming the pieces don't get captured by a stronger gravity well while apart, or fly too far away).

looks like it reformed smaller than the original lol just send several nukes but space them out a bit

Space is fake and gay anti-God and fear propaganda

that curve seems extremely exaggerated. where is it on earth?

>REFORM when destroyed
The plan is not to blow them into a million pieces, but to nudge them into a safe path that misses the earth, you idiot.

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id happily eat 2-3 those sausies in bread. Thanks for sharing the pic OP.

Why wouldn't they? Suns work in space

>just nudge if off course with a few nuclear bomb
I can see that going differently. Imagine a loaded shotgun pointed at the planet where the barrel diameter is a quarter mile across.

Done

>How do we stop a thing that reforms after you blow it up?
Tentacle porn and sake.

Despite what you guys have seen on TV the US nuclear missiles are not capable of interception of an asteroid until it is too late.

Not how they do within an atmosphere. If an astroid was headed to earth we could send up a basic satellite and just fly by the asteroid to steer it off coarse. Its not that big of a problem to be honest. Spotting them is difficult. Another much larger problem is that earth is flying around too and we have gone through and will go through "dusty" areas of space where nothing we do will matter.

Best advice is get right with whatever god or gods you favour and hope they are looking for you because every minute the universe doesnt delete us is a gift.

>just blow it up closer to earth
so instead of one we're hit by thousands

>be driving
>6-lane highway
>only car on the road for miles
>120mph cuz fukit
>see cat in road
>200' away
>"OH SHIT SLAM ON BREAKS TO STOP"
This is what you sound like.
Just steer the car slightly left or right.

>Nukes don't work on Asteroids
This has been known for about 30 years.

it's zoomed in, thats why it looks exaggerated.

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Best way would be to place another object in orbit around it and alter its orbit .Worst case scenario is alter to orbit of the moon and risk completely fucking up the earths tides to dodge a strike

Your meal looks very "cheap" today organon.
Dont you think pic related could play a huge role in bringing humanity back to nature?

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>Nukes don't work on Asteroids!
They do but you shatter the asteroid into lots of smaller rocks. The aim is to alter its trajectory or obliterate it with something like anti-matter.

yeah they work in space...hell..if you detonated one in the right place at the right altitude you can wipe out an entire country's electronic devices along with said country's power grid

>Despite what you guys have seen on TV the US nuclear missiles are not capable of interception of an asteroid until it is too late.
What missiles are capable of travelling for hundreds of thousands, maybe a million miles in space with a bunch of nuclear warheads attached to them?

ICBMs do what, 15,000 miles kek?

if you have time i.e. years to prepare, you can try a bunch of different methods to either speed it up or slow it down. If you have only months or day's then your only hope would be a standoff blast from a nuke or two

can't we send it 12,000km into space and have it coast the rest of the way to the asteroid for an interception?

Cool, user. You let us know when you extract enough oil out of your hemp seed farm to fill a gas station.

If hemp is the cheaper and easier substitute you claim it to be, these same "owners or the means of production" would of taken advantage of it, changed the laws you claim they made and profited.

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Even imagining the amount of fuel any rocket or missile would require is insane, more than a planned mission to Mars but I don't see why it wouldn't be possible with current technology levels providing you have the funds.

Solar flairs simply using the sun's gravity to move an asteroids trajectory seems like a smarter choice if we have decades or even centuries to prepare, and we could easily begin working on it at a level of technological advancement not far beyond what we are now. Plus that's the prelude to literal Dyson swarms.

In the far future if we learn to make anti-matter in huge quantities at a reasonable expense and humans don't cause themselves to go extinct with it first, we should use that at a safe distance. Unlike nukes, its easy to calculate the quantity needed to obliterate an asteroid simply by estimating how many atoms an asteroid has.

thx user..I think with the rapid advancement and development of military lasers...we'll have the ability within maybe the next 50yrs to have ground based lasers that could potentially advert an asteroids impact

I think nukes work just fine. All these scenarios where they say a nuke won't work dont make much sense to me. We got more than just one nuke. Send hundreds with a carefully calculated delay in-between. You break it up into smaller pieces. Then you break the smaller pieces up even further. We are constantly being hit by small asteorids and just a handful of them touch the ground. We have an atmosphere so breaking one big asteroid up into a shower of small ones that mostly burn up in the atmosphere is preferable imo

niggers to the left niggers to the right

sadly right now if we detected an asteroid and new it was going to hit the earth within the next 5 years...I think all we could do is build bunkers and use nukes

>If hemp is the cheaper and easier substitute you claim it to be, these same "owners or the means of production" would of taken advantage of it, changed the laws you claim they made and profited.
Are you implying that these same (((owners))) actually want to find back to nature amerilard? Its obvious how much weed is being shilled against, also Edog the ZOG-Destroyer is already planning to use it since (((they))) attacked turkish lira a few months ago. Lets see how it plays out.
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actually close to reality, the company that owns marlboro just took majority ownership of cronos group

I know one of the problems is...if you were to break an asteroid up into millions or billions of pieces..the pieces entering the atmosphere, millions or billions, of pieces heat up the atmosphere to the point that anyone standing outside would feel the same amount of heat that they would if they were in a oven turned up to 400 degrees Fahrenheit

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I'm saying that if the oil producers could find a cheaper and easier way of making the same type of gasoline than pulling out from the ground in the middle of the ocean, they would.
It's not like they are the villains in Captain Planet who deliberately do things the hard way just for the sake of "looting and polluting", hemp as a petrol substitute just isn't a viable product.

They own the distribution, they own the means of production, it's not like you and every other wacker on the planet are going to wake up early every Monday morning and brew themselves 20 gallons of hemp seed diesel; it's just not a competitive product legal or illegal.

The mass of the asteroid doesn’t change tho. The debris left over after the explosions would vaporize our atmosphere upon entrance. We’re completely fucked.

Maybe if the 'asteroid' was not actually an asteroid but had the mass of planet x.

But what would you know about sensible gas prices anyway? You all pay for a full tank with your first born sons, which explains why your the average age in your country is 47 and you need Muslims to migrate in to be it's youth.

Asteroids don't exist dude.

yeah I think it was from a study of a comet hitting russia and what would happen to america...essentially america would be cooked from all the debri rentering earths atmosphere