Who has the worst signature

And why is it Trump?

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Really out in force today , huh?

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>having a new international Bible and getting signed by Trump

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You: Signs a few dozen documents a year
Trump: Signs hundreds of documents a day for 50 years

>signing bibles
Jesus might not like that, bro.

>still using KJV
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Why do military Bibles not use KJV?

Because lets be honest most soldiers can't read that shit

>having a new international Bible at all

It looks like "Arrrrrrrrrrrgh""

>marketing the bible with US camo

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>having your niv signed by (((trump)))
Wow, American Christianity really is in the dumpster

> signature is a sine wave
Working on another level to most......

who cares he's getting deported anyway

NIV bible is the faggiest shit

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Are you kidding? That's the dopest tag, ever.

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mine's rather similar, it's a signature, who gives a shit

Who gives a shit what it is? It's all made up bullshit that doesn't even come close to whatever the original intent / meaning was because there's no original text left to interpret from, just translations of translations of translations of translations of translations.

Look what happens when you translate something like a dozen times through google translate, and then make the languages you're translating be archaic / extinct.

>having any bible signed by (((trump)))

fuck, who is going to mow my lawn now?

It’s a military bible

Trumps signature is definitely awful but somehow it makes him even more fantastic.

have you seen Ben Shapiro's?

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counterfeit and homosexual, the dot on the i isn't a start of david

stop being anti semetic

>Any version other than KJV

you deserve a shitty scribble on your shitty bible

i'm sorry, i'll donate to AIPAC right now

Protestants worship Martin Luther like Mormons do Joseph Smith.
All Protestants go to hell.
Imagine thinking that god wanted his people to protest against the church he established.

Based and redpilled

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I wonder if he would sign a quoran