Brit/pol/ - The Battle of Atherstone Edition

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News:
>Brexit: One more push to get deal agreed by MPs, says May
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>Jodie Chesney murder: Police arrest second suspect
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47495226
>West Kensington stabbing: Three held on suspicion of murder
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47495232
>Paul Manafort: Ex-Trump campaign chief jailed for fraud
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>GOOD MORNING

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Citizen's Arrest

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Good morning. Make sure to start the day right with a delicious Greggs bacon sandwich and coffee.

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No hangover. Ace

Oh look, there's still something of who we used to be left alive...
Nevermind. The police followed his orders well I see, wasn't even slightly racist to the gypo rat.

Her baby is already dead!

It's a sketch (staged). Why are pol such gullible brainlets?

It's a little baby that's died but I just can't feel any sympathy even if I try. She has no sympathy, even justifying, the attack at Manchester that killed a bunch of kids so why should we have sympathy because her future terrorist died? I was listening to LBC last night and they were talking about this, some callers were saying we should bring her home, and it got me thinking that what if this is all just some ploy to generate sympathy for her to bring her back here? Something feels off with this.

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-Violent crime on the up
- Meanwhile...

twitter.com/DerbyPoliceLGBT/status/1101534437597163521

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Now that it’s dead she wants back in. Never ever.

Nope. I've said from the start that she made her bed and she can die in it.

In other news;
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6788195/Diane-Abbott-fears-raped-murdered-extremists-online-trolls.html
>>Diane Abbott fears she will be raped or murdered by trolls and extremists and is convinced that a fanatic like Jo Cox's killer has a room full of her pictures

PMSL!

Info?

Morning lads
Why aren't you smoking weed?
Peter Hitchens is a pleb and a nonce, he doesn't know what he's talking about
youtube.com/watch?v=IwKsWeNVxY4

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tempted to find out how much the police spent on repainting some cars rainbow colours, add it all up and see if it comes to the yearly wage of a PC.

Its all so tiresome.
How could you exist as a police officer if you were a good English Christian where you had to do photo ops like this for degenerates?

I can't imagine that will do any good to your blood pressure, user.

woman in derby have to group up to avoid being raped

""hud that bints""

I got out at the right time

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW OP!

youtube.com/watch?v=OhKcw27Hf7I

Why cant these retardos control themselves

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Uni grad basedboys and their consequences have been a disaster for the police forces

£375 per car. now all i have to do is found out how many cars have been done.

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Good point. Like many public sector occupations, being a police officer is now conditional on also subscribing to a hard left social agenda.

Or they could just let her back in like they did with the other several hundred

why don't you get invited to parties?

heroin is all itchy and horrible

>doesn't appreciate the itching as part of the opioid experience and actively anticipate rolling around on the sofa scratching all the itches
you're not gonna make it lad

Agreed, too many people going to uni to study what are essentially vocational occupations. Sat behind a desk learning the 'theory' of their occupation from woke professors as a substitute for on the job training. They then get into the job and arnt able to do it effectively. Most notorious example of this is nursing.

We are the party son

youtube.com/watch?v=plgg9sSLRvQ

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And dry heaving for hours on end

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>that video
this country is done

Don't do this, faggot

Why are you so afraid of midul masculinity?

>dry heaving
sounds like you can't hack the sesh
>don't do this
do what?
This?

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In a london tower block with a view of grenfell lol

what's the point of staging this? Is there context in the show? or was it just made for a meme?

if only you faggots used even half of that energy to go around beating up jews, minorities, shit skins, pakis, muslims and women maybe your nation wouldn't perpetually be declining into shitholemania

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trollstation and others make them for youtube hits there ar e alot of fake policeman ones and some where they troll the public, it's like Radio4 for niggers

let me see your officer loicense

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fuck yea. all is not lost.

west midlands still got some bottle

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growin' thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river

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Certainly, right this way sir

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anyone for a line?
probably not eh
virgins

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Fuck off you sad faggot

why don't you just ave a line ya virgin?

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>born and raised in UK
>these ISIS guys sound kinda cool
>go be jihad housewife
>notquiteawag.html
>let me in plz
>they no let in
>baby die
nice

>come to Grimsby
>tout it as the 'model for Brexit'
>some cunt get knifed during the speech
Theresa May? More like Theresa May-Get fuckin stabbed

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Will you stand?

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The entire impetus of global politics is the suppression of the Englishman.

If only you realized your true power. When we're are united and in resolution, no power in the world can stand in our way.

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yes

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fuck all of you sad brexit pricks. norf is stale. you are worst general on Jow Forums. losers.

>King Virgin sez dnt do drugs!
lmao

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You seem a bit upset. Have you tried a fantastic Greggs ham and cheese baguette meal deal?

You seem a bit upset. Have you tried aving a line ya virgin?

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Greggs southern fried chicken toasted baguette is god tier

Dont Do Drugs,

Drugs are for Slugs

Clearly I'm drunk and can't spell but In Vino Veritas.

We surpassed the Romans and even the Greeks.


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i hope the lady from greggs doesnt notice i bought a porn license the other day got a mad crush on her 50yo tits m8

>t. virgin who's never been invited to a party

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Just don't pop a stiffy lad you'll be fine

You've never been to a party you lying virgin

Allah wills it

how is all that shit even gonna work? what happens when youre visiting ya mom and dad and wanna rub one out? gotta ask daddy for his porn pass?

I'm not one for the whole based Jew thing but I can't help but admire Kubrick.

youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

Haha so ironic and quirky
Upvoted

thanks

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>10am
>no cunts awake
fuck brit/pol is boring today

Half of the comments on that video are self hating Brit remain cucks sneering at working class people participating in an 800 year old tradition. WHy do they hate their own country and people so much.

Little grey men want to make everyone grey like themselves.

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that happened near me, he was having a go at the lads who eventually stabbed him trying to be the hard man waving a bat around then ran off when they pulled their knifes out lel

Sounds about right for GY, I'm across the water in Hull this weekend so couldn't go shout random abuse at Ms May and her (((overlords)))

Me n mam were debating where she was gonna give her little chat tho, seems like a dumb move to come all the way to GY and not do it infront of Dock Tower.

I would probably have raped Jo Cox but fucking Dianne Abbot? Be like putting your nob in the Cadbury gorilla.

avon and somerset - 2
beds - 0
BTP - 1
cambridge - 0
cheshire - 1
city of london - 0
cleveland - 0
cumbria - 0
derbyshire - 0
devon and cornwall - 0
dorset - 1
durham - 1
dyfed and powys - 0
essex - 0
glous - 0
manchester - 4
gwent - 0
hampshire - 2
herts. - 1
humberside - 2
kent - 3
lancs - 3
lecst. - 0
linc. - 0
merseyside - 1
met- 0
norfolk - 2
northumbria - 2
north wales - 0
northamptonshire - 0
north yorks. - 1
notts. - 0
norn iron - 2
scotland - 0
south wales - 2
south yorks. - 0
staffs. - 0
suffolk - 0
surrey - 0
sussex - 3
thames valley - 1
warwickshire - 0
west mercia - 0
west midlands - 0
west yorks. - 1
wiltshire - 1

for a total of 37 fag mobiles

37*375 = £13,875

£13,875 spent by an 'underfunded' police force on painting cars rainbow colours.

sounds like a polak killed that girl

> Manuel Petrovic

Toll paid in full

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would you do a line off her tits?
why are you virgins so obsessed with political matters?
Don't you have better things to be concerned about, like acquiring drugs or attending parties?

must be a palace game today cause there are police everywhere

Wrong video, wrong image.

It's all going wrong.

Toll paid in full

youtube.com/watch?v=puQ85aLEc5w

wrong, sausage and omelette GOAT

>acquiring drugs or attending parties?

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>feeding him (you)s
the state of britpol

How the hell did you find that out?

they don't try and hide it, it's all over local news websites.

Brit/pol/ has not yet learnt how to enter the line-sniffing mode, and I'm going to be resented for my leading role in getting them invited to parties

Men do stuff like this to let off steam, and show off to the females (pic related). In Spain and southern France they goad bulls and cows, which are scarier than norfs, but about as ugly.

I suppose it's cheap if you wanted 37 fag mobiles.

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>I suppose it's cheap if you wanted 37 fag mobiles.

everything is cheap if you are not the one paying for it.

You went to all those local news sites looking for fagmobile stories?

yeah, just type '[police force name] rainbow car' into google and away you go.

Any updates on the Birmingham muslims protesting LGBT stuff in schools?

Kek @ that smackhead playing with himself

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>when YouTube pranks get shared, for years, as news.
Metal Gear Solid 2 was right. The internet was a mistake.

Im legit happy her kid is dead. They can’t use it as an excuse to bring her back, and it would’ve been a terrorist anyway.

Real men do stuff like this to let off steam

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coke's cheap
why not sniff it?

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what's wrong with smack?

Any updates on you've never been to a party or had sex in your entire life?

Weed is boring. Every weed addict i've ever met was a depressed loser who only left the house to get more weed and junk food.