Australian Government is fucking broken

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i dont get it?
pls explain

>the system is bwoken waaaaaaaa!
no, the system is functioning exactly as it is intended to.
read a book negro

Our system isn't 'broken', it's deliberately fucked.
LibNats and LabGreens are two sides of a public game that kerp the same incompetents taking turns in being in power and paying each other pensions perks and positions.
There's no big (((conspiracy))) to sell us to China, they're just blind idiots selling everything piecemeal for their individual profits, and the Chinks are organised to take advantage of every weakness, whether it's buying Dastyari for petty cash or blackmailing Pyne over bumboys.
>so dont vote for them
They've gamed the system of compulsory voting to keep everyone playing the game.
>so then we just draw dicks, right?
Nope.
The system is set up to ignore informal votes.
The winning percentages are calculated only on 'valid' votes.
95% of an electorate could wake and draw dicks, the winner still gets decided by who gets the 2.50001% of the remnant 5% sheep vote.
>So fuck them, vote for anybody but their chosen two:
FatClive
OneNotion
Bernardi
Shooters&Rooters
Anning
Katter
LibDems
>basically anybody except obvious proxies
Yes, parliament will be fucked if the Big 2 lose control, but a fucked parliament can't concentrate on fucking us.

This, my preferences were: every small centre right party first, small lefts, then main two, then greens/commies last.

>Yes, parliament will be fucked if the Big 2 lose control, but a fucked parliament can't concentrate on fucking us.
You say that, but I'm not so sure..

I currently live in the hawkesbury, one of the last bastions of whiteness in the Sydney. The locals here are starting to ‘click on’ that mass immigration might not be in there best interest. All you have to do is walk down the street and notice any shop run by asians or Indians will only employ there fellow asians or Indians.
‘The immigration is needed for the economy’ meme might have run it’s course here, we’ve had an influx of immigrants with zero impact on unemployment figures or economic benefit for those living here.

Sustainable Australia?

Same thing as is wrong with it everywhere else. It's an endless PR backstab contest for enough votes from the 0.0003% of retard 'australians' who believe the promises and happen to be in swing seats and has nothing to do with competently running the country anymore.
>wat do
Make government smaller so there's less mess when it fucks up.
Reduce pay/benefits for pollies to average bloke levels, no more 5 star caviar first class hotels and pocket lining. Make the job the sort you'd only have a career in if you're really in it for Australia, not if you're in it for yourself.
Ban all election campaigning, let actions speak for themselves.
Ban parties, keep ministers for X and shadow ministers. If a minister fucks up get rid of him and let his shadow take over instead of having to replace the entire government to get rid of the one guy and his one policy.
Get rid of house/senate voting. The minister for X got the job so he has the final say on all X related decisions until he gets replaced. Everyone else get out of his way, let him do his job like what Australians put him there to do.
Have unambiguous performance metrics like crime/literacy/unemployment/tax rates all tracked and available direct to public without media spin so we can see policies work or fail in real time.

>I vote for a french revolution style redistribution
You're not old enough to vote

They dont seem too bad, only party that accepts that infinite growth is not possible or desirable.

Keep voting for Red Labour, Blue Labour and Green labour then.

Ironically, Ataturk only got a chance in turning the Ottoman Empire into modern Turkey because the LightHorse kicked their arse in Beersheba and Damascus.
Even more ironically Pinochet only took over in Chile from Allende because the CIA subcontracted the legwork organising the takeover to ASIS so it wasn't seen to be 'gringos'.
>sbs.com.au/news/questions-over-australian-involvement-in-chile-coup

And now, while the country falls apart, they waste their time and our taxes taking young neonazi lads for bumsex hiking trips instead.

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Just because it functions as intended does not mean the way the system functions is good, nor does it mean it shouldn't be changed. It is poorly designed on the most fundamental level and is rife with corruption. Perhaps you are the one who should read more often you intolerable prick. You can be the first one to be fed to the meth heads ;).

We have so many Dicks in parliament, the only worthwile Dick won't stand up and run.

I don't normally vote but I think this year I'm going to give labor a chance; big willy and all that.

Voting for greens, liberal or labour is a completely retarded thing to do

I think Sustainable, Shooters and Anning are the only ones with our best interests in mind.
I'm baseing this on the medias refusal to even mention these groups as we get closer to the election.

b8

William "BIGG" Shorten deserves a shot at running the government imho; we've seen nothing but degeneration for the last decade.

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voting pic related

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True, my tactic has been to try and fill parliament with dozens of meme parties, obstruct the fuck out of it. Charles Parnell style.

found the christcuck
hows jew-on-a-stik/turn-thy-cheek day treating you?

>Somehow

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Funny, but sad.

Pretty decent approach. Not as exciting as beheading the entire government or having them be eaten by a bunch of drug addicts but it works to some degree. Also whats this about a conspiracy? I don't think that has much bearing on what I wrote but whatever.

go fuck yourself you malignant anal wart

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Seriously?
Is this the best completely-not-obvious shilling Labor can buy?
Take your $0.20 and wait for the DotR, dickhead.

Where is the fucking aus/pol/?

Putting israel first, good goy!

What the fuck is wrong with you cunt hahahahah
Who saves this shit?!?

>hurrr U r SHILLL!!
Negative, brainlet.

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Well considering that you can invest in Australian police on the stock market and is classified as a business of the United states. Explains why they are always trying to get as much revenue out of fines as they can.

Yeah I would say it's pretty damn broken...

Proofs please

Sponke their monkeys

I'll be voting Labor.

Hahahahaha what is this poster. Better watch out guys or your kids will 'become homosexuality' and 'sponke their monkeys'. This is just pure gold.

>tfw the electorate i live in has been labor controlled since federation

not like i have a fuckin choice at this point

Actually its prety good as Black PR.
The use of mainly chinkrunes and chinglish gives it the look of an amateur.
If it was all in correct english it would look too fake
(See as an example of shoddy work)
>stop sponking the monkee !

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Your capitalist with low tax for the globalist miners.

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Very true. Intentional or not it's absolutely hilarious.

Immigrates come with capitalism not socialism

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>anyone who doesn't think like me is a shill

see as an example of a potentially undiagnosed mental disorder.

Nixon employed toughest embargos ever on Chile . In the end he hired Pinochet . Pinochet lowered corporate tax for the globalist miners. Pinochet was a traitor

Ann's a corporate lacky

Is Anning a Jew or married to one ?

Found it in the inner west of Sydney, not my pic but I’ve noticed them around.

Boomers. The only problem we all have is the shabbos goy Boomer.

Now compare it to this waste of ink
>yes poofters get filthy diseases
But everybody, both poofters and Strayans, already know this.
It changes nothing, wakens nobody, just makes the poofters and the (((media))) hate you more for telling the unwanted truth.
>ffs asio at least try a little

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Pretty much. Fuck western countries im.moving to africa

I hope to God you're not talking about that fucker Dick Smith who made his fortune importing cheap Chinese crap and ruining Australian manufacturers

And what does this do?
Just reminds everybody about muhsixgorillion when you've just spent years on the internet pretending it didn't happen...

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Yeahnah. Back when the Dick ran his own company, it sold all the individual components to build the best IEDs.
>then he sold it to Corporates who turned it into just importing chinkcrap until it folded
Jaycar has some, but not the range and the specialist parts.

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>too many chinks and wetsuits
>answer is move to africa
Unless you're going to do "ebola-research", I don't get it.
You're at least a few plagues too early for Rhodesia Pt.2.

Does anyone live in qld, if so is it based? SA is so trash I hate it

It's fucking HOT.

South Africa isnt too bad. Its better than most countries and they have faster net than us.

I draw swastikas and write racial slurs in the lower house then vote meme party depending on immigration in the upper house. Looking forward to Mad Dog Latham getting in at next nsw election.

Jews wrote every hate speech and immigration law that has destroyed your country.

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Upper House - good
Lower House - nobody cares to read your shit.
Vote for somebody, anybody - if all you have is Liberal and Labour and no memeparties just pick a random independant just to fuck with them both.

>aslong as the politically uninterested public can withdraw into their jobs and home life without significant inconvenience, they will put up with alot.
Sadly this. Although I do think a lot of places outside of Victoria and NSW are ready for a right-wing leader, we are yet to get one who is actually competent.

While I don't condone Oswald Moseley's views on Jewish people, he certainly understood that optics are crucial. Pauline Hanson has done the same thing to One Nation, and Marine Le Pen in France. They understand that this is a game of Optics. No one wants to have their reputation ruined, so we must present ourselves as the more palatable choice.

>home values are crashing for mr and mrs mortgage (actually not critical unless you are investment boomers and forced to sell, but the normies are panicked anyway)
>the wetsuits are taking over in the streets the pajeets are shitting in
>the courts are pc irrelevances with insta-bail while mr average gets pissed off with more speed camera fines and petty shit
>lgbtqxyz child indoctrination and degeneracy are reaching peak Weimar
>all we need to do now is fill parliament with radicals memes and obvious buffoons like Clive to lose confidence in the institution
Then all you need is one little Reichstag fire...

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Hide meth in their orifices throw them to gear heads

5700 reporting

Is that Jack Dorsey?

I used to vote labor and would in a heartbeat over those fucking liberal cunts. But this vote I’m going full white Australia policy

A jewish dictator. Nothing more Aussie than that.

How the fuck can you support the libs? Are you blind? They sell us off to the chinks, import the cunts, fuck our infrastructure and line their pockets and their economic polices has destroyed our dollars power. I remember I used to get good exchange rates when labor was in power, they pulled us through the financial crisis then these fuckhead libs came in and tanked our economy and blamed labour. Not to even mention the fuckup of liberal NBN

>their economic polices has destroyed our dollars power
A high Australian dollar is a bad thing you mongoloid.
Please don't vote, people like you are the reason this country got to be in the shit state it's in.

>LibDems
Hawkesbury here also, Richmond 2753 lad, can you get any chonic hook ups?

Fuck off idiot. That taking point doesn’t work. Our economy was so strong prior to the liberal 70c on the dollar economy.
A weak dollar might work on third world countries but here, we only export our natural resources and other countries are eating it up regardless

found the HSV owner

>high dollar is bad

get a load of this fucking guy

>Hur Dur a weak dollar means a bad economy
>Economic principles only apply to poor countries, our recources are so good that demand won't decrease if price increases
You're a moron.

One day you're going to realise what a fucking idiot you've been, and you're going to blame everyone from the Jews, to the media, to Bill Shorten for taking advantage of your potato level IQ.

Fuck off chang.

5th gen descended from convicts mate. By the quality of your argument if you're even 50% white you must have foetal alcohol syndrome or something to appear this stupid.

The only thing that can save this country is unironically, this guy. This big unit is /ourguy/

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neither a high nor low dollar is bad you fucking idiot, saying that someone has a low IQ for being skeptical of 'high dollar is bad' is real telling. A country will adapt depending on the exchange rate of their dollar. Oh but i forgot australians can't stand change and would rather shill their fucking natural resources instead of being an intellectual powerhouse.

Definately voting UAP, but I won't dare to dream that they'll actually get anywhere.

Fuck I wish I could kick your teeth in. You fucking dopey cunts are another reason this country is turning to shit

seriously i had to post twice just to let you know what a fucking peasant you are. God forbid we weren;t gifted with practically infinite money planted in the ground, where the fuck would you be then?

There's only one advantage to a strong dollar and that's in that it makes imports cheaper.
Good for you; you're able to buy more consumer goods out of China keeping thier factories running, and what's left of the local manufacturing in Australia suffers even more.
Tospite your delusions, forgien buyers don't just pay 40% more for Australian resources and call it a day. They either buy less or move over to buying from other markets.
So far you've fucked the purple who make things and the people who collect resources to sell overseas. The government's taking less money in taxes so you're doles getting cut.
But you got to buy a cheaper Vidya game so good for you.
No argument, blind anger, looks like you're using two VPNs to make it look like people agree with you. Confirmed shill.

Britbong here
I used to work in Windsor
When I started employment Filipino co-worker says to me “People in the Hawkesbury are the cream of Sydney”
“Why’s that?” I said
“Cos they’re white, rich and thick”
MFW

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Yeah okay cunt. I’m glad we can sell our country on the cheap to foreign cunts who don’t contribute fuck all to growing or expanding our economy while making the middle class Australians with stagnating wages work harder to afford everything.
Go the fuck back to the mainland change you dopey cunt

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>can't believe more than one person disagrees with the most basic bitch 'low dollar is good' theory

>ignores my 'intellectual powerhouse' point, doubles down on why it will hurt exports, ignores the fact australians a fucking terrible at adapting (something every country has to do eventually)

>high dollar is bad because it will make china strong

>you're

honestly didn't expect anything more from a slack-jawed rugby enthusiast who is offspring from the slums of serfdom Britain.

eagerly awaiting your next reply

>I’m glad we can sell our country on the cheap to foreign cunts who don’t contribute fuck all to growing or expanding our economy
Sell resources, and use the money to give tax breaks to local manufacturers. I'm not even sure what your plan is because all you have is "fuck cunt fuck muh-high-aud cunt"
>making the middle class Australians with stagnating wages work harder to afford everything
Literally has nothing to do with how the Australian dollar is valued.
>ignores my 'intellectual powerhouse' point, doubles down on why it will hurt exports, ignores the fact australians a fucking terrible at adapting (something every country has to do eventually)
So the usual pie in the sky bullshit. We will just fuck the working industries over and somehow that's going to cause a revolutionary explosion in this nebulous technology industry. For some reason the world's financial institutions will abandon New York, London and Singapore in favour or Sydney and Melbourne because the Australian Dollar is high.
But yeah let's shoot ourselves in the foot because it will make us adapt to be good at hopping.
>honestly didn't expect anything more from a slack-jawed rugby enthusiast who is offspring from the slums of serfdom Britain
If you don't like Australian cultural heritage why the fuck are you here.

If white men were not morally corrupt, politicians would be hanging from the ceiling. The issue is we are failing as a race, everything in the past century shows for it. Forget about the government, move out and start a family around like minded people and raise your kids right. Or you can continue being a bootlicking faggot

So you are the type of fuckwit that watches Jordan religiously and thinks Labour can solve all of Australias problems right?

Ahhhhaha you fucking down syndrome faggot