>Rural newfag >Wake up to hideous screeching/gargling noise >Holy shit wtf is that >Open curtain >Fucking possum is getting into the box with empty stubbies in it from earlier in the night >Shout and it to fuck off from window >No fucks given >Open door >REEEEEEEEEEEE at maximum volume >Possum shits it's pants >Runs up the nearest tree >Continues to sit there and make horrid noises >Oh well I'll bring in the empties and it'll fuck off hopefully >Fire ants all over the empties >No touching that until I can get some fly spray >The fuck to do about possum cunt >Consider getting compound bow and shooting it from the tree >Remember they are a protected species >Fucks sake >Go inside >Grab some empty stubbies >Throw three bottles at cunt in tree >First two miss >Third one >Direct hit >Possum falls screeching out of tree and fucks off at mach 9
Fuck possums and fuck fire ants
Chase Russell
Fuck this shit country. Anyone think its got 5 years max until whites are the minority and then we have a foreigner as PM?
>swiping through tinder like a degenerate >find a very comvincing trap >post in aus/pol/ >dont think much of it >months later, start swiping again and find the same trap with updated photos >mfw find this on the IG photos attached to the profile
>19 first preference votes he's an aberration that demonstrates how fucked the system is. a guy who actually cares about Australians gets just 19 votes and is vilified and alienated by every one in the establishment
He's a low IQ retard who is provocative in an effort to remain relevant.
Kayden Wood
That's a ridiculously convincing trap
Jose King
>projection >the post
Juan Brooks
Fuck me the thought of Raping Bill as our PM is fucking depressing. Don’t get me wrong, this current govt is shithouse but Raping Bill is going to be a nightmare of sjw virtue signalling,
Adam Perry
Will probably reign in the signal of virtue once elected
James Martin
Correct.
Liam Smith
Wait is this Male to female? Or female to Male because that looks like 100% female.
Brody Cox
MtF
Austin Martinez
He’s too narcissistic. He’s going to want his Abo apology moment like Rudd. He’s almost certainly going to push a treaty and an abo parliament. He will then doing something like a national apology to poofs and a compensation fund. The country is dying a slow death but these faggots are going to bury it.
Kevin Nguyen
FUCK HIGHWAY PATROL REEEEEEE
William Wilson
>driving from newcastle to sydney yesterday >tfw highway patrol hiding behind trees between the dual carriageway all the way down
lovin it
Parker Brooks
How shit is Sydney parking. See pic Wollongong parking is fucking shithouse as well, just dont have to pay as much. Newcastle parking is pretty ordinary as well
the euros have it a lot worse. canberra is fucking awful as well.
Anthony Gonzalez
Some of those qre actually spot on for me.
Landon Cook
prob took him 2000 shots to get that good shot
Dylan Cox
Would fuck desu. Vegan and trana though..
Jason Bell
I just dont understand. The economic impact of fucked parking is huge, and it is a relative easy solve. Over development of former houses into dogshit apartments with 1 car spot per 3 bedroom unit is causing havoc in wollongong
Zachary Martinez
id vote for a foreigner just as a shit post scomo and shorten may as well be israeli
Dylan Collins
if you're not on $100/hr then you should stay away from sydney
mid-30's and far too much of that applies to me
Luke Robinson
If you know your salary in $/hr you should stay away from Sydney.
Carson Roberts
Daily reminder that Melbourne is the best city in Australia by a huge margin.
none of you smoke tho i saw a hot little slut smoking the other day took me back to when there were sluts that smoked
Brandon Richardson
$25/h
Shieeetttt
Salaries are fucking shit. Give me a wage and I'll start acting like a wog and doing double shifts and weekend overtime. I reckon between me and my brother at the same workplace we have done $50k worth of unpaid overtime
yeah you can pretend that you're rich when you're a peasant, that's how most sydney people cope
Juan Young
How long before suicide is a legitimate option for your future? Or is it going to be a thing where you tell no one and off yourself in a corner for the next few decades before they relise most of the white males will top themselves before 25 if allowed to...?
Christopher Sullivan
t.kike
Easton Ramirez
the irony is sydney city may as well not exist for most sydney people, you can pay a fortune in parking or you can spend 1.5 hours each way on public transport if some wog filled the harbour with concrete i'd barely give a fuck
Isaac Myers
I'd go see some sort of medical help. I knew I wasnt making it past 22. Was delaying the inevitable 12 gauge shotgun to the head since age 16 until I somehow managed to get medical help by mistake and now life is pretty good
Matthew Perry
Getting out of Sydney was the best thing I ever did.
Dylan Howard
where did you go faggot
Daniel Turner
Hunter Valley. Have to commute to Sydney 2 days a week and on arriving at central station realise why the fuck I got out.
Brandon Allen
Boys prepolling for the NSW election starts tommorow, Whats the official aus/pol/ how to vote card
Lucas Powell
Shits fucked, whats the point on keeping on going
William Clark
Mad Dog Mark Latham. Donkey vote the lower house.
Nolan Smith
I am 24... honestly see no point to living. I make $28 an hour before tax which = about 50k per year which has me in constant debt, can't even afford to eat properly to the point that i weigh 63kg and am at least 12kg under weight despite working a physical labour job. So i am getting weaker, slower, eating less, paying more and working more. I am fucking dying here.... Why should i not speed up the process?
Owen Cooper
Was thinking that, might also put leyonhelm at number 2 so the green cucks have an aneruysm when he gets in.
Anthony Hernandez
In order of preference
>1. Sustainable Australia >2. Shooters and fishers >3. Craziest leftist you can find >4. Anything mainstream
Sebastian Hill
Getting out of Australia was the best thing I ever did.
Dominic Martin
>60 to 80 gap is 100m >speed up to get to match 80 before the zone >SApol pig sitting behind a tree with a speed gun out catching people
Fuck these cunts, i swear country vic living was so much better.
Ryder Harris
>ALP shill is back
Guh,
Anyway time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.
Also time for another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.
Leo Phillips
Based
William Diaz
well that's it it's just brute force population growth like how new york was before they all conquered the west sydney will never be a civilised place ever again cuck or cowboy, we deserve so much better but that's the way it is
Isaiah Hill
The "19 preference votes" is a 2party meme to discredit individual independants. It means he only got 19 below-the-line 1st preference votes. And this is when he wasn't even first on the KAP Party list, so only his closest mates and his mum would vote his square ahead of Bob Katter and whoever else was above him on the list. >Thousands voted for him as part of KAP above the line, and in order below the line. Every Liberal and Labour Senator is the same - they ALL get very few 'personal' below-the-line preference votes, but get in on the party vote above the line.
A cock on my safest labor seat in the state lower house and mad dog mark Latham in Senate
Eating a lead sandwich is the leading cause of death for males under 50 and I personally think it is fucking tragic, like 8 times more blokes kill themselves then women killed by domestic violence. I think young disenfranchised males can be a driving force for change in the future, look how successful armed campaigned by the uvf and IRA were in Northern Ireland, they were mainly led by drunkard unemployed sub 80 iq spastics
Cooper White
>tfw live in melbourne >tfw if i went on a nightwalk i would be hacked to death by muslims, niggers or meth heads within 10 minutes
>Tfw people used to flash their headlights to warn you of this shit >Tfw society is fucked and no one gives a fuck and does it anymore
Jace Reyes
I know a few english families that live in Bulgaria. These are English families that are typically on the lower end of society... in the UK. They moved to Bulgaria generally with very little though enough to buy a house and they have all turned their life around and doing really well... and they'd be lucky to make $20,000 a year.
Jayden Murphy
How long will this take to work on chickens just fed it to my brother's 3 chickens he left here when he moved out.
you need to get your finances sorted out for one. 50k is definitely enough to live off without starving. Go for cheap carbs - oats, rice, pasta. You should be able to cut food costs down to about $50 a week if you avoid eating out. Drive a ricer shitbox and rent out a cheap place and you can easily get by on half your salary, even in the cities.
Connor Clark
why not just eat them dickhead?
you do know how to cook right?
Owen Powell
country drivers still do this. Apparently the cops can book you for it now though.
Caleb Bennett
He was with One Nation in the thrid position at the last election.
Daniel Evans
Honestly, I don't even go out in Melbourne at night now, much less set foot in a restaurant, because of the constant and unavoidable levels of raping and bashing that are happening constantly on every corner of this city of mayhem.
Fucked up my application and accidentally hit handgun as well as cat a and cat b. Took them 3 months to send it the first time so yeah
Might grab a Lithgow lee enfield when the time comes
Just butcher them, one at a time is easy since they will be warm and you can remove the feathers. Use and axe tomahawk or cleaver to lop their heads off and Google the rest, very easy to butcher a chicken
Gavin Torres
This. I do it to truckies randomly on country roads for keks but ive heard its illegal which is bullshit
John Roberts
that's $859 after tax wtf are you spending it all on? Clean your budget
Tyler Lopez
Whats wrong with chickens? Do you not kike eggs?
Landon Clark
good morning/evening cunts
Nolan Perry
Don't go for cheap carbs, cheap carbs are a jew plot to make people fat.
Pop down to your local spud shed and buy a shit ton of bacon and eggs, its cheap and will keep you going.
Juan Nelson
>been crook all day >have to be at work at 5 am tomorrow
Levi Gomez
Thats fucked. Melbourne and sydney need to be nuked
Bentley Hall
>accidentally hit handgun as well as cat a and cat b
That is the typical answer yes. I need to start shopping at aldi and live off 3rd class food and goods despite earning $28 an hour. Imagine this, i can't afford my rent, my power bill, shit even my water bill is on a plan. I shop once a month and i shop at Aldi and other discount stores and only buy things on special. I still can not get by on my salary... And i am supporting myself... I would have to earn another 25k a year to live at what could be called comfortably and i still would not be able to shop at places like Coles or Woolworths...
Mason King
yeah, I guess that works too. canned beans and tuna are alright for protein as well.
Ian Gomez
850 a week is easy to live on. Dont be a shit cunt millenial and learn to budget. Also get a cushy office job so that you dont feel like an 80 year old at 26
Jason Lee
>shitpost about juice so much your phone auto-corrects 'like' to 'kike'
Jeremiah Evans
What do you do?
Parker Smith
Kek based phone
Jeremiah White
>power >water >gas >rent >rego >fuel >food weird how all that cost more than $850 per week... My power is $200 a week, rent $350 a week, fuel for car is $100 a week now never mind my gas, water or any other expenses with living. My debt just grows...
Tell me again why i should keep living? I have no family to mooch off, i can't go live with mum or dad and save rent/power/water/gas money.......
