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Is this me?

All the jobs are in the city.

> Oak trees are the symbol of fascism. I want an urban forest of 5G phone masts not fascist Oaks.

I realize now that I’m autistic and missed the joke. Derp

excellent

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Nom nom I like this pasta

I can't stop laughing

actually cities use sycamores

checked and this
not much of a future in a small town. Yea you can get a "job" but as far as something fulfilling, not really.

You mean the media shoves it down people's throats and faggots like you go around repeating the claims. I want a Texas mcmansion not a cuckshed.

Anyone wanna share cozy apartment with me?

pic related

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Literally how these sorts of millennial urbanites think
Needs some more babble about environmentalism thiugh

Imagine trying to justify living in a broom closet lmao

Lots of them are doing van living. You can make them pretty damn nice with modern technology. What I don't understand is why these people that live in vans and consider themselves free spirited and "live and let live" to the extreme are almost universally far left liberals that vote for massive government which is the most counter intuitive thing imaginable.

This lifestyle actually sounds far more fulfilling than hate posting about jews, here with you losers.

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>my maternal grandfather, he’s a holocaust survivor

Fake and gay.

Forgot about the diversity cock sucking.

the cocaine and whores would be cleaner in bolivia
probably whiter too

Spot the basedboy

Because freedom is leftwing when you have little to no property to protect, and rightwing otherwise.

>, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us
That actually sounds great.

And none of these people would be caught dead living with the shitskins who are the voting base of their leftistpoliticians

came here to say this. have an updoot good sir!

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I'm as redpilled an toxic ally masculine as they come. Listened to ADV and HOTT on shortwave in the 90's. But you are the most miserable, self loathing kiss less virgins in the world.

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A Jew needs a city. It can’t survive outside of the city.

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Typical Jew selling the advice her father gave her.

>shrinkydink

Jews sure do love cities

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#1 is FOMO. People feel like they need to be in the biggest cities because thats where everyone else is and they don't want to miss out on anything.

2nd, it's where all the jobs are. NYC/DC/SF/Boston/Seattle/etc/etc have the strongest job markets and highest pay.

cost of living doesn't matter because all these people either live off their parents or spend every dime they earn, and they have zero dependents

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I wonder how cities got so overpopulatied?

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>tfw you know someone who looks like this who tried to open a barcade once and his girlfriend had an IUD put in

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>NYC/DC/SF/Boston/Seattle/etc/etc have the strongest job markets
This is sarcasm right

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I get paid $20 an hour to shill here for globalists. You probably do too if your contract is similar to mine. What type of other cool job is like that?

It actually is great.

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I dont even live in a big city, and it's like that here. Just to rent out someones spare bedroom is $1,200-$1,600 a month. A studio apartment is like +$2,000. And all the landlords are cunts. I live at my work now durring the winter, and our campground the rest of the year. It's the only way I can survive, and have money left over, and be able to have my dog. Even the campground is $600 a month. But whatever it's pretty /comfy/ there, and I have a huge 10 person tent.

That layout has no flow and the machines are way too close together, what a shithole

Funfact: The DC area was the only region that laughed off the great recession. Jobs and housing prices were still rising during that time.

I don't live in much better. Life is hell. You either live somewhere affordable but can't afford it because you can't find a job or you live somewhere unaffordable and spend all your money on it.

>Barry expanding the federal government and creating new bureaus every day for makework jobs
No shit, that's not a fun fact that the money sucking hole that is DC didn't care about the economy since their money party has nothing to do with how the economy is going, are you stupid?

The absolute state of gen Z

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I LOVE the culture of the city. We have Indian food, Mexican food, Ethiopian food, Japanese food, Caribbean food, and a restaurant that cooks using cum. It's the BEST. I couldn't imagine living in a flyover state without cum cuisine. So many white people. UGH.

>muh nightlife
>muh walkable city
>muh niggers

ba dum tish

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>Walden
>inspiration to live in a small space
He lived alone in a cabin in the woods 5 times the size of your box surrounded by nature you dumb cunt

Not fresh but delicious pasta nonetheless

it's infuriating because it's true
I'm surrounded by these kind of fucking faggots
t. gen zyklon

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Living in the city can be worthwhile in some cases. In Manchester UK there's a decent job market and the higher property costs are quelled by the minimized commuter expenses you save from being housed in the city. You also enjoy the typical city perks and living around a lot of young adults.

What the hell is that in the pic?

This. A parasite cannot survive without a host.

What is he doing to that little boy?

>tfw when I know of a guy through friends who is about 29, totally looks like this and would love to frequent a barcade. He got snipped.

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>There's literally a onions greeter much like a Wal-Mart to tell you the specials and onions-based snacks

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The only woman that I know of that lived in a smaller space is Anne Frank.

Holy shit this is my friend...im the best man at his wedding. They rail on people that have kids...call them polluters as there are already too many people,he wants us to go to some fucking old time arcade for his bachelors party and ....im not shitting you,he and his girl will play with their cats while company is over. Like fucking break from the movie or discussion and start playing with cats and tell everyone to pet them.

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ay put me in the screenshot

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they are followers not leaders. they do what others do that think will lead them to success.. they can have that over-priced blue pill pathogen.

muahhahahhahaha

So a Holohoax's granddaughter voluntarily is living in a prison cell. Karma.

>cowgirl is impossible
>only $2500 a month
Sign me up f a m

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those galvanized pipe lites though, break get flooded w/lite

Anyone who says "adulting" or uses adult as a verb needs to drink bleach immediately.

You're supposed to leave them trickling in the winter though, so the light doesn't freeze & bust the pipe

Because they need jobs.

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Highest paying jobs tend to be in these areas OP if you want to make six figures you need to be in commuting distance 9 times out of 10

>ADULTING
can you imagine a more cancerous notion than that being an adult is now considered a part time activity?

>420
Checked.
It’d be better with some herb, nawmsayin?

My best guess is slinky antenna

Saved

>i pay 200$ monthly to live in a comfortable 4 room flat
>some NYCuck pays 3k to live in a broom closet
>A-at least its the center of the world, r-right?

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This actually made me anxious

this cut through me like a red hot poker jammed up my ass

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Which is why I support Yang. $1000 extra a month would make living in a low cost of living area very attractive to many people which would spread the US population better. Reducing concentration in a few large cities.

Rats like tiny nests cozy little holes in the wall.

>girlfriend had an IUD put in
Better than the pill, condoms or getting snipped. You can just take the fucking thing out and be fertile fairly soon after.

Then you are part of what is wrong with this world, and you need to think about what things relating to your cancerous lifestyle need to change.

>speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital

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People pay 3k a month to live in a closet
>muh suburban and rural retards

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Fucking kek!

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I moved to NYC because I needed to make enough money to pay off the college loans that I had to take out to get a job that wasn't flipping burgers, stocking shelves, or ringing on a register. Turns out that every employer in this city expects all of their employees to live in three bedroom apartments with 2 people per room. So that fucking sucks. And now I'm stuck here til I die.

because you can't be a python dev pulling 120k/year in some rural village
although that obviously doesn't matter to a nerd like you

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I'm cumming wit you!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=2TJmF1Lo5fU

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Where do I sign up for this larping job?

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