>Opens a donut shop right next to a dentist office so that people are more likely to consider the future consequences of eating ring of lard and sugar. >Grand opening sign is small and partially hidden >Ketchup and mustard color scheme for a sweet item. 2/10 would not buy
Ian Perez
he must hate his dad to not geotag the tweets
poor dude just trying to sling some donuts
David Murphy
I ain't eating that shit
Noah Lewis
Yea that gook has no clue about business and I'm surprised that he got financing for that shit show.
Sebastian Sanders
>name donut shop after your kid >kid thanks you by whining about how business is ass on Twitter
Carter Johnson
:( thats sad
Noah Morales
Who the fuck goes to a shop just for donuts? This must be a yank thing
Noah Roberts
>Who the fuck goes to a shop just for donuts? No one apparently
Hunter Harris
Dishonest gook shit, strip malls like that have thousands of people driving by or walking in to the other stores weekly no way he wouldn't have some foot traffic. Too cheap to buy some mailers or put a coupon in the church program.
Josiah Foster
>tweeted at 12:04pm It’s noon nigger, nobody eats donuts for lunch.
Brandon Hill
This. I've watched enough gay girly animes about sweets shops to know how to do it. >location near foot traffic that gets busy on weekends, holidays, and afternoons after work >outdoor seating for nice weather, indoor seating for chilly weather >interior should affect a french cafe, with light colors and pastel accents >lace can be used decoratively, but not on the tables with the filthy destructive customers >also offer drinks with foam that can be styled into cats and stuff
This attracts young women, which in turn attracts everyone else.
Billy's dad set up a sterile, mcdonalds looking abomination in a strip mall with zero foot traffic, barely any seating, and the most pedestrian pastries I've ever seen.
theres a pretty sucessful shop right around where i live, there was one other that i remember, it closed in less than a year, but this one is doing good, the one that closed was also run by a chink
Levi Brooks
this, he needs some break fast specials, and flyers bitches love flyers
Andrew Rogers
Trust the ancap bros
Aaron Diaz
girly anime wins again
Carson Lopez
>Not making an e-donutshop with Uber delivery service and mobile app
Leo Long
you’re a faggot
Anthony Edwards
Shit, Billy. I'm not driving 3 hours each way to give your dad some business.
I do hope business does well. I like seeing businesses thrive, more so mom and pop businesses. You guys have a mom and pop or local business that you are fond of?
Ryder Edwards
He posted the address in a follow up tweet that went viral as well, theyre in Texas
Not having Texas or neo-Confederate themed donuts for sale
Chase Harris
>Texas shirt >Selling kolaches
this is in Houston and im not surprised at all at the hideous strip mall and pajeet owned business
Daniel Reyes
>Shitty business move picking a wrong area and an unpleasant ambience >abloo bloo bloo! >post on social media for sympathy >get a couple of brown people for a photo op >bleeding heart liberals start to patronize to virtue signal
A sob story? Quick, get that man on shark tank and give him ten million dollars and run his business for him! We are going to make him a millionaire, aren't we just the best people? Honestly though, I'd be heartbroken if it was my dad.
Aaron Bennett
>eating glazed deep fried bread
Hmmmm.
I wish that there was some way to turn protein into a confection.
In Japan they mix mashed adzuki beans with sugar to create the filling for some breads and pastries. It's still a carb bomb but at least the bean paste provides a little protein.
I feel like donuts are emblematic of the problem with a lot of Western food.
>Almost no protein (any flour has a small amount) >Zero fiber >Zero nutrition >Just hollow carbs
And people eat this shit as a meal. For breakfast. To start their day. I'll never understand it.
If you want to eat donut for breakfast I feel like the way to do it would be to have a plate of food that consists of: >1/2 a donut >Pile of spinach >2 hard boiled eggs >Small cup of fruit salad
See that sounds good. But not just a couple donuts on their own, man. I feel fat just thinking about it.
Leo Hughes
I didn't see that. Then it's a coffee shop, not a donut shot. The name is a misnomer.
Landon Ross
>>Ketchup and mustard color scheme for a sweet item. This is a huge thing that a lot of businesses don't 'get'. Fucking donuts. What do you think of? You think of soft, inviting colors like pink and beige, cream. Like a pussy cream pie. Fucking get with it, people.
Haven't Dunkin' Donuts recently removed Donuts from their name to attract more business? I know this and I'm not American. What kind of market research did he do?
The mustard and ketchup colours don't help inside and the lack of colour doesn't help outside.
The grand opening sign should be 3 times bigger.
Robert Scott
It looks like a chain in the Houston area. I don't think this guy really has to worry about business too much. There are already many locations.
Jaxon Ward
College kids. Nobody *drives* to a donut shop though unless they 're getting coffee as wlel though. You need foot traffic. Cater towards drunk young people.
Adam Rogers
Julius will be allowed in the McEthnoState. State mandated birthday celebration
Jeremiah Turner
pity may be a decent short term marketing gimmick, but it's no long term business strategy
my guess is the business goes under within a couple years
Wait what a business in the US can survive with those prices? 70 cents for a donout, 1.29 for a coffee... I would be broke with those prices within a day.
Cameron Ward
>Kid is popular on Twitter >Posts ad >Business goes up 1000%
Robert Rodriguez
Don't shit on Tim Hortons. No I'm not an incognito leaf
Brandon Martinez
I agree. Anyone out there hustling to make an honest buck has my respect, even if they are dog eating subhuman jungle monkeys.