OH NO NO NO NO NONO

OH NO NO NO NO NONO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

POL BTFO

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>Brie Larson in lead role
What the fuck are you talking about? The cat was the main reason to watch the film.

Can someone give me a uhhhhhh quick rundown on this meme.

captain foot fungus has a meme alien cat thing named "Goose" and was the one who took Nick Fury's nigger eye.

lmao nobody gives a fuck about your cape shit. they're fudging the box office just like they're fudging the bad reviews.

I’d like to sniff her rotten toenail.

yikes OP

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Look, OP : Companies do this all the time : They buy their own stock to hike up prices.
So they id here :
They bought up their own ticketd,
to stop the crash.

You just gotta know how to play this game; Dump ppl fall for this easy little manouver hook line and sinker ( ppl like you, OP )

ALL HAIL GOOOOOOSE

The "white male" is officially through in America. This movie proves it beyond any doubt.

It's time for womyn and POCs to rule.

>Captain Marvel to make over 200k in opening weekend
>it will make 180k goy
>don't worry it will make 100k
>it will make astounding 80k
>see goy it make great amount at 150k even better that we predicted
the level of damage control is beyond mortal comprehension

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still shit compared to Wonder Woman

Did they forget about the marvel movie Elektra?

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When Roastbusters came out they needed $500M to break even with budget and promotion. It conveniently was reported that it did just over that $500M.

>YAAAAAAAAAS
>SLAY QUEENZ
>DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY
>WE WUZ GHOSTBUSTERS NAO

Two years later and they have quietly gone back and edited it down to $230M because nobody believed that movie broke even.

How much was spent on marketing and what is the profit, not the revenue.

>that list

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They really think we're this dumb that they could pull this shit over on us. They really think the internet isn't a thing.

pisses me off. everything like this now.

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> 40% of the movies on the list are Disney films

i can t believe they made captain whore so powerfull , in the comics she is mediocre at best.

also brie larson is the most unatractive women in hollywood. she probably sucked harvey weinstein s dick to be in movies

5 day weekend

>153 million is a flop
smile, baby

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It was projected to do 180 million domestic and we will never forget that.

That means they will never break even. What’s the marketing budget?

Yeah it actually is. That's gross not profit.

That's not how you spell meryl streep

They spent hardly anything making this movie. It's one of the cheapest shot MCU movies maybe next to Civil War. It's the advertising that probably gutted them.

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Give it 10 years and it'll be at least 80%.

>150 million
>made history

meanwhile, back in the real world: the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/Alien

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>that list
>literally all nu-male garbage
It's all so tiresome...

there will come more movies like that, more hardcore, directed by more hardcore sjws and they will still earn tens of millions if not hundreds in profit. the emoji movie, 50m budget, 20% like it complete trash but over 150m in profit. just shows all

NOT SO FAST OP

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- on a fraction of the theaters
- with no special tickets that cost like 25 dollars
- with hardly any marketing compared to today
- without being glued on to the finale of their universe

Movie is still shit. Just proves people are fucking stupid.

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>originally projected to make 180mil
>revised down to 100mil
>"it made 150mil, Jow Forums btfo
yawn
also
>makes history
how exactly?
she isn't even the first female superhero lead.
we already did all of this like 2 years ago when Wonder Woman came out.

The movie wasn’t that bad. I don’t know why Jow Forumslacks are attacking it.

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Where are Speed and Point Break? You know, actual GOOD movies?

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I bet the boxoffice was actually because Sam was supporting cast.

>>bitch about men being evil and oppressive
>>skrulls 'peaceful' illegal immigrants now
>>captain flatass shoehorned to be powerful while leaving plotholes abound

Whats it like not having to use 70% of your brain?

pic related went to a movie, good for them I'm glad they got out of the house and had fun. she probably bought him some candy and popcorn at the theater because he behaved himself at the cheesecake factory and didn't embarrass her too much.

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cost to make movie was 120million
they made 30million....
goodluck spinning this in a positive light.
fantastic flop

is she some kind of disgusting lesbian? the couple of lesbians I knew at one time or other both didn't bathe. they thought it made them manlier. fucking dykes are worse than regular faggots.

>No one is buying
>Consume your own shit to show the others it works.
This is borderline Amway.

posting this on /tv/ brb

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Its just a marketing campaign. Disney got a taste for making money by getting the perpetually offended morally invested in cape shit of all things. Black panther pandered itself all the way to the oscars and even got a second run in theaters for "black history month." Now they do the "send your daughters to see this movie" schtik and bored stupid mothers will shell out because this movie is somehow more meaningful to women than all the other movies with female leading roles because disney said it would empower their daughters. First step is build your narrative that all the negative views of a mediocre movie are evil internet representatives for whatever is the antithesis of your target audience, racists for Wakandans and the patriarchy for bored women.

Noice

>Guys
>Even tho it was shit it sold good
>Sales totally arent affected by the brand name its leaning on, honest
Weird flex but ok

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>Only film to appear in theaters with multiple showings
>Empty theaters reported all around the globe
>Rotten Tomatoes removed scores
>Not accounts writting the same reviews about the movie without changing a single thing
>Using the Twitter account of the dead God of söyboys to promote the film
>Literally lying on the internet about the movie making big bucks
>Lying
>Only the internet
What a fucking mess

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FIRST WOMAN LEAD

in a super hero movie

from a comic book company


something seems odd about this claim

>POL BTFO

Is it even possible for white men to be any more wrong and irrelevant at this point? I guess sitting on the sidelines doing fuck-all for the last 150 years while you stroke your AR-15s was a losing strategy, huh Jow Forums? Maybe you shouldn't have just let the left waltz in and take control of every industry and institution of power while you flood into powerless shitty trades jobs?

LOL.

>I-imma save the white race as a plumber/welder/electrician/AC repairman!!! Just you watch nigger!

omfg. The idiocy and stupidity of white men. It's like this was the future you chose.

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>blah blah blah
Show us your cunt, then we'll decide if you're even worth responding to.

This world is going insane

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Colored version

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Hey retard, Many of the Theaters are empty and many tickets all paid for by the mouse

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>that image
stop appealing to the female fantasy of being a big tiddy cartoon girl

Oh no... a bunch of faggots spent millions of dollars seeing a mediocre movie starring a C-list superhero... how will we ever recover?

Guess I'll have to settle for a mortgage and my own home.. cars, wife, awesome paycheck, self-reliance, enormous cock, and greatest ancestry you could ask for
Poor me. I don't know how I'll get over it

>It conveniently was reported that it did just over that $500M.
where did you see this? i see a bunch of articles saying it needs to get 500m but none claiming it did

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20% margin ain't bad. How long did it take to make? Real estate would take about 3 years to get that return.

Why is no one mentioning that most big cinemas WORLDWIDE only allowed booking of Captain Marvel.

Given this gigantic power push by Disney these results are laughable.

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Lol honestly, am I supposed to be mad because retards spent their money on it

Nowhere in your universe. Jow Forums lives in it's own timeline.

Damn. This shill is on every post. How much do you get paid for your posts? Be honest

>He does it for free
1,000$$$

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>Makes history

What new thing did this movie do exactly?

All these films are fucking dogshit except. The Dark Knight.

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Oh. This is just sad. You’re making me sad.

>It's all so tiresome...

Not with 1,000$$$

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Opening on international women's day was a smart move, but this movie will lose a lot of money.

Incorrect it was widely reported it was the most expensive Marvel movie to date. Inb4 sauce. Query it on your own beta queer

>opening day % of total
>100%

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As a straight white male, I just don’t care about this nigger-fucking roastie.

wtf? How can this happen? There is a social engineering agenda on this shit? Or they were scared that would bomb? I'm seriously confused

That was to be expected, since Disney wasted plenty of money to buy those tickets and retards flocked to theaters. But it will be the biggest flop ever on this week.

>empty theatres everywhere
>literally giving tickets away
>changed the way several websites count their reviews
Still came in $28m under original projections.

Numbers brought to you by the same people behind the 6 gorillion.

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>I'm pretty sure they just flooded the cinemas with huge piles of unbudgeted money (i.e. movie budget far above 150 million) to send positive messages to investors, who might be rather skeptical considering the underwhelming success of e.g. Star Wars and the imminent acquisition of FOX by Disney.

It breaks even at 304 million.

screenrant.com/captain-marvel-movie-budget-cost/

you fucking morons really thought a Disney Marvel movie wouldn't make over 100 million. how stupid are you motherfuckers.

>Grossed
>Not "Profit"
>Everyone thinks that it's mediocre as well
SKDFMFGSJKDFHGNSDKFGNSAIDFG POL BTFO!

At least half of those is Disney's own money. They were in panic mode way before movie was released because everything showed that the movie will flop at the very start unless they do something about it. And they did. that's why you have RT changing their system, many theaters across the globe showing nothing but this movie, sold-out tickets in some theaters with hardly any people actually attending them, hiring Hollywood shill factories to post 10/10 scores, etc. They've spend on this stunt more than on the movie itself just to show good box office picture to investors and save their asses.

>12
>13
>15
Why even live

So Suicide Squad did better than Captain Marvel and still flopped. Time will tell on this one.