1) Black, single mothers who can become Air Force pilots aren't real.
2) The movie eagerly uses Hole's Celebrity Skin in the movie. The song was released in 1998 and the movie takes place in 1995. Big difference between early 90s and late 90s. ...i'm sure the zoomers who wrote and directed this movie should've known that, when they read up on 90s culture from a library.
3) Disney is inflating the box office with their own money to make it appear that everyone in the world is crazy about this movie.
>just heard alt right trolls mentioned while ironically listening to NPR special on this movie no one cares about sjw cinematography
Ethan King
I'm the toxic male, troll baby
...and none of you cunts can counter-argue my points....fucking typical.
How about giving me a name of any black, single mother air force pilot in the 90s or today for that matter?...just one.
I FUCKING DARE YOU!....then we'll see who's all triggered.
Chase Cruz
>Bump
What's the matter?
Shouldn't a Black, Female, Single Mother becoming an Air Force pilot in charge of multi-million dollar aircraft, running X number of combat missions become a literal 'jesus' in the feminism bible?
her name would've shown up right next to Amelia Earhart or Christa McAuliffe....
Adrian Lewis
59% RT
Jayden Brooks
>giving a fuck about Marvel flicks Please stop. You're a grown man.
Colton Foster
MCU movies were great in the beginning.
Then it just became shill-vehicles for identity politics.
I'm just proving a point in protest.
Leo Morgan
what movie is this
Grayson Scott
what is it even about
Oliver Phillips
this. stop giving this garbage attention.
Justin Perez
>and Millennials don't like to read this
Jason Bailey
Amnesiac pilot is kidnapped by Aliens, the aliens brainwash her because some magic space engine released it's energy into her, giving her extraordinary powers.
The aliens(Europeans largely) pretend they gave her the powers and use her as a blunt instrument. Rival aliens(mutts/jews) kidnap her and bring her back to earth where she slowly unravels the truth about her past. She finds an old friend who is black(single mother), they seem to have a lesbian relationship, but they reveal they're just friends. The child sees Captain Marvel as a parent.
She turns against the aliens who kidnapped her, then removes a restraint on her neck that allows her to become a god. She then defeats everyone and blows up several spaceships by flying into them, then she takes a bunch of alien refugees far far away from the evil European aliens.
Isaac Thompson
The sad thing is, even though its based on aliens, the movie Alien had a much stronger female protagonist and came out way before, but this bitch things shes hot shit for some reason
James Powell
Resident Evil was great, everyone liked it(well those he like that sort of thing). People only hate resident because it's ridiculous to them, they're not threatened by the heroine. Have you notice that word is bad now, Heroine.
Asher Torres
I heard Brie Larson shoots Heroine under her toenails
Isaiah Morris
that seems awfully forced and needlessly contorted overall, just one more shit movie i won't see, but thanks for the recap potatoanon
Nathaniel Fisher
4) It was the only movie being played in my area Weds-Sunday. No other shows offered.
Pretty easy way to scoop up the weekend teens and guys taking females on dates.
Zachary Brooks
Is she depressed?
Jayden Stewart
Take the date to mini golf or something, why feel compelled to pay for low-quality capeshit?
Leo Morris
also the train scene takes place on the boyle heights gold line light rail, which didnt exist until 2007
Jose Taylor
Probably There is nothing lonelier than a roastie Why do you think she posts pictures of her ass and tits online?
Charles Price
This is all I got and can sum up about Captain Marvel.
5) There was only 2 types of men in that movie......the 'emasculated' Nick Fury....and the male figures of her past who bullied and berated her through out her life, the "toxic masculinity" angle. An argument can be made for Talos, being the only "real man" in the movie, looking out for his family, doing what needed to be done. But he's was an alien, FFS.... As if 'real men' are mere fantasy figures.....not one solid male presence at all in the movie, just so the female message can shine better.
Could you imagine Porsche, the 23 year old She-boon from Detroit... lining up an F35 up for mid air refueling somewhere over Syria?
Me neither.
Dominic Lee
>Could you imagine Porsche, the 23 year old She-boon from Detroit... lining up an F35 up for mid air refueling somewhere over Syria? >Me neither. I'm fucking crying with laughter with that post. But what is even fucking funny is that it is majority Male Pilots doing that shit. But now after this movie U.S. is going to have some shitty women drivers flying over in apparent wars.
I know this is a science fiction superhero movie with aliens and what not but I did unironically find it difficult to believe a 24 yr old black single mom was a top air force pilot in a secret military air force base and owned a good amount of land in Louisiana.
Thomas Anderson
She wasn't single in the comics and the father was the one who inspires the daughter but absent black father is more acceptable than male role model figure, lol.
Henry Brown
Even though its a movie, i couldnt suspend my belief long enough for point #1
Nathan Butler
>....and owned a good amount of land in Louisiana.
Oh yeah! LOL....that too.
that's some Wakanda-level of fantasy right there..
This is what bugs me most. We've had tons of good female leads before all the feminst bullshit. Hollywood needs to learn if you make a quality product, nobody gives a shit about the actors genitals. Like Kill Bill, Star Trek Voyager, Resident Evil, Underworld, Tomb Raider(with Angelina Jolie) etc.
>The song was released in 1998 and the movie takes place in 1995 That's how it's always worked in movies. You sound like a Boomer nitpicking small anachronisms in the 1955 depicted in Back to the Future.
turn of the century stuff, good, not great, but I dug it..
William Roberts
>We've had tons of good female leads Doesn't mention Ripley of Alien series. Fucking Noob.
Liam Wilson
>Best Courtney Love story I ever heard was this Couple of dudes chilling in a bar. Playing truth or dare. Courtney Love comes in and get's a drink. She noticed them playing truth or dare and asked to join. They let her. It ends up on one of the dudes asking Courtney Love truth or dare. And he said as a quote when Courtney love said truth. "All i wanted to ask her is did you kill Kurt Cobain?" I shit you not. True story.
