Venezuela news

>turn on TV
>venezuela is 5 days without electricity
>main dam in the entire country hasn't receive mainteinance since 2005
>all the smarter workers and engineers in the dam has been replaced by loyal chavistas
>several of their energy stations suddenly had explosions or fires and got destroyed by now
>all the food that needs to be in a freezer are rotten by now and people had to threw it away
>there are now city wide pillages of supermarkets by citizens
>there's not military on the streets except for armed chavistas, police is not on the streets
>there are reported deads by now
>hospitals can't treat their sick people because of lack of medical supplies and now electricity
>sick people are starting to die in venezuela's hospitals
>water supply also stopped working, people now don't have water
>military is selling tap water in tank cars at 100 USD, people have no money to buy water
>people are starting to take open sewage water pipes so they have some kind of water
>journalists are having trouble having access to cellphone lines so they can talk with the TV host
>the workers of the major electrical company start a mutiny and revolt and now declare their loyalty to Guaido

This shit is literally zombie apocalypse mad max tier.

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Biggest oil reserves in the world. Russia and China are all over it. Jewmerica is just pissed off that another country is lost to Jewtin and co. 6gorillionD chess

We dont need their oil. Cope harder!

>01/19: U.S. Calls for 'new government' in Venezuela [1]
>01/23: U.S. recognizes Juan Guaido as the new interim President of Venezuela [2]
>01/29: U.S. Declares Economic War Against Venezuela [3]
>02/03: U.S. sending aid 'at Guaidó's request' [4]
>02/06: Maduro blockades the Tienditas Bridge to prevent US aid from entering through that corridor, maintaining that there is no food shortage in Venezuela [5]
>02/08: U.S. sanctions are aimed at Venezuela’s Oil, affected their ability to import and produce the fuel required by the thermal power plants that could have backed up the Guri plant once it failed [6,7]
>02/15: U.S. sanctions five top Venezuela officials close to Maduro [8]
>03/01: U.S. Issues New Penalties Against Venezuelan Officials, Vowing ‘Maduro Must Go’ [9]
>03/04: U.S. warns Venezuela ahead of Guaido arrival:
>Guaido has urged supporters to stage huge demonstrations coinciding with his arrival as a way to pressure Maduro to resign
>U.S. National Security Adviser Zion John Bolton tweets that threats or action against Guaido "will be met with a strong and significant response from the United States and the international community." [10]
>03/07: Venezuela hit by major blackout, government blames 'sabotage' [11]
>03/07: Guaido Tweets "light comes with the cessation of usurpation" [12]
>03/09: Guaido calls for massive protest as blackout drags on [13]
>03/10: Venezuela enters fourth day of blackout as Maduro blames U.S. cyberattack [14]
>03/10: Footage Contradicts U.S. Claim That Nicolás Maduro Burned Aid Convoy [15]
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What's being a Putin's personal wallet like?

You tend to only push for regime change if there are natural resources though. Or some other gibs. You really are niggers if you look at it objectively.

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So at what point are you idiots south of the border going to stop sucking off the socialists?

Not very rewarding, financially. But shilling for him pisses leftist retards like you off like a red flag to a bull. And that's all the reward I need, shitstain.

Why else should we do it? We already help enough, unlike the mountain banker trolls

>turn on TV
>he trusted talmud vision

(((Help))) your friendly neighbourhood Jew. Don't think we mountain Jews give any freebies to Jizzrael. They can pay for it, just like anyone else.

>We came, we saw, he died!
BASED AND REDPILLED! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THE NEW IMMIGRANTS!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT TRUMP WAS ASKING FOR! SO LOW UNEMPLOYMENT, WE WILL NOW HAVE THE MOST IMMIGRATION EVER! LEGALLY! L-E-G-A-L-L-Y! WE HAVE THE BEST IMMIGRANTS, DON'T WE FOLKS!

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>muh libruls
Good goy.

>we always help

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>consumer good sanctions won't topple the local government
OH MY G-D WE NEED TO PUT INDUSTRIAL GOODS SANCTIONS
>industrial sanctions won't topple the local government
OH MY G-D WE NEED TO IMPLEMENT FOOD SANCTIONS
>food sanctions won't topple the local government
>all of the sudden an "acident" happens and the country has no electricity
Sounds legit

Hey faggot, if we didn't save the euroopors you'd be sucking off stalin today so fuck off back to your cave your goats need attention

If you wanna screech about the jews look in zurich, you were the backwater of europe until they set up banks there and now you think you are somehow respectable

Why is the US so evil?

Give me a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it. Fucking Patel.

It’s a test for 2020 or 2024 when Trump refuses to step down.

Imagine this happening to America after Trump runs a scam ICO.

Lol it's the US doing all these shit.

I am in Zürich right now. We do have Jews, but we make them wear funny costumes so we can recognise them. We've always been rich though, because we're in the middle of Europe. Hard to get around us. But have a go.

t. if it wasn't for the jew money after wwii my country wouldn't exist

We aren't, the Zionists steering the previous generations are.

Yeah, that makes sense. Cause we have so many Jews. And we helped so many flee the Germans in WWII (pro-tip: helping Jews across the border into Switzerland was a severe crime) But we did make a lot of money in WWII. It just wasn't Jew money. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

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Because you're so hopelessly retarded

>This shit is literally zombie apocalypse mad max tier.
Mix some Fallout my man
Shame I don't have a ranger sequoia to kms

>we make them wear funny costumes so we can recognise them

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You need to break an egg and milk a cow to make an omelette du fromage.

America needs to go there and help you. Government keeps holding out its pathetic.

S T U X N E T

>implying that this isn't being done by design

Venezuela is a test run for what ((they)) have in store for the whole world. They want to see how people react when everything collapses.

It's coming to every major country in the world. Prepare. You still have time, but NOT MUCH.

Time's running out.

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>makes the world's jewry biggest meeting in (((Davos))) every year

Take it from this guy, I mean just look at that flag...

>american educashun

at least one venezolano that stayed in his country
seriously you guys are taking over Lima, it feels like your guys spawn from out of nowhere
when you go through Lima centro its ~50% venezolanos

Maduro should let Russian Whites and Chinese Han run things while creating a theater for public consumption that gives the impression that brown Chavistas are running things.

But we make them pay for it, instead of giving them 3.5B. You should try it.

>Country has collapsed completely.
>Still has time to shitpost on Jow Forums
When are you going to lynch Maduro already?

Maduro is an illiterate bus driver and he took over Chavez economic model which was a copy of Stalin economic model of central planing.

Not even china and putin could unfuck that model.

it's not us, we are being controlled by Israel.

We cannot stop it. That's the problem. When you are a super power like us, the only danger is that we lose control of our body.

Which is what is happening. For the good of the world, you guys should unite against America....it's the only way.

This is gettin real, sooner or later the mutt will have to put some more ad hominem to his case.

Sorry for that. Many say Perú is pretty meh overall, grey and mediocre. I cannot say the same because I know fuck all of your country.
Stay away from brown people with suspicious attitude.
>Still has time to shitpost on Jow Forums
Don't we all?

Imagine if this happens in a country where they actually have winter.

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Bullshit. You guys every excuse in the book to be able to go to war and bomb people. Don’t blame us for that it’s your leaders actions blood is on their hands. Accept the responsibility.

Venezuela is a good reminder of how fragile democracy is.
We have to start getting serious in our schools and communities about self reliance because this system is crumbling.

MFW perubians feels the same about the center of santiago, theyre gettin outnumbered by caribean scum.

I can't stop coming here, despite the fact that I long ago lost the will to live. So yeah, very true Bolivar user.

There was a cyber attack on the computers controlling the dam. Probably by the CIA. There is massive sanctions the US has put on the country and its companies driving up prices for food/medicine.

Do you think Venezuela will be in a better position if they have a regime change civil war backed by the CIA?

Transpiration bags

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Or instead we could pass on the next Zionist candidate and try to handle our own problems. Worst case we start using our weapons. Not sure sentencing foreigners to death, which would ultimately get citizens to rally behind the current Zionist leadership would help.

was the dam not receiving mainteinance since 2005 also a CIA cyber attack, retard?

Yeah, especially in your back yard. The day is coming, schlomo. Might want to tell Bibi to keep his mouth shut for a change.

>mfw my family and I are moving to Chile in a year
>Probably by the CIA
God forbid a failed socialist state has shitty electrical systems

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English.

Do you think U.S should interfere, Yes or no?

one has to be really hopeless when he choses to come to Peru to have a 'better' life

What's the alternative, is being projected 5 million venezuelans will flee to my shithole in next years.

>Aid that was headed that direction was burned trying to cross the bridges.
*shrug* guess now we find out what will really happen when society collapses. Capitalism could help.

>Do you think U.S should interfere, Yes or no?
Venezuela is a direct threat not only to USA, but to the whole southamerica.
>drugs
>hezbollah cells
>guerrillas
>Russian/chinese presence
>Cuban ally

EVERYTHING IS FINE IN VENEZUELA
THERE IS NO SOCIALISM THERE
JUST STATE CAPITALISM
PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO FALSE REPORTS OF SOCIALISM CAUSING POWER OUTAGES IN VENEZUELA.

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Here's a thought. Die in avalanche.

archive.is/CtkJx

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>Why is the US so evil?
Founded by Anglos. How could USA be anything else?

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DAS RITE

Reminder, this is what they want for america. Also take note when you see footage of the looters and protestors, still a lot of fat welfare bitches screaming the loudest, even in Venezuela.

>tfw the country is so shit that people have to flee to fucking Colombia
God damn I wouldn't want to be a memezuelan right now

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You're moving in a year? What are you gonna do until then?

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Lol nah, trillions of gallons of oil being sold for something other than your Dollar? We all know what that does to the value of the USD (when people no longer have to buy it, to buy oil) so you can suck a fat love truncheon on that one, yank.

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We swear Socialism isn't the problem, it's never been tested. No you can't use any of the previous instances because the echo chamber in my mind can't sustain it.

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Wait how the fuck did you turn on the tv with no electricity literally the first 2 lines of your green text?

I literally do not give a single shit about anything that goes on in any of your 3rd world south american shitholes. Who the fuck cares.

Vote for socialists again

the first thing venezuelan refugees does here is to take pictures of our fucking supermarkets.
venezuelan youtubers make video about our supermarkets to their venezuelan friends.

youtube.com/watch?v=eVTROcdMWOA

imagine being so shit you need to share in social media pictures of a fucking supermarket.

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/b/ros use shodan.io and discover what hardware is still online in venezuela

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shodan.io/search?query=venezuela country:”VE”

Save $ and pray to not get shot. Also I'm studying a trade, etc.
Oh man I really wish I could be a huebro right now. Based Bolsonaro.

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should return 181 results

happy hacking!

Aye, laddie. We are still amused by the sight of a well stocked supermarket. LEFT NOT EVEN ONCE.

Checked

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How can you turn on tv if there's no electricity

>marveling at how well-stocked markets are in capitalist countries
I seem to recall that happening before
fucking commies
not even once

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He is on Colombia. There's electricity over there. Also, Venezuelan TV sucks.

The Venezuela power outage is great, the demand for dragon bones have skyrocketed

Hahahaha .. you lakey for American imperialism. I bet you are white.. you hate it that brown people are in charge regardless of democracy and the constitution. You would rather Venezuela burn to the ground as long as you rule over the ashes.
>Hezbollah
Eat a dick

In avalanche? Or in an avalanche? Asking for a friend who wants to learn English.

Man. You have no idea. I remember a supermarket chain called Makro. It was heaven on Earth. Then commies stroke.

At least our demise is helping someone out there. That's good, I guess?

>I bet you are white
W-woah user... you... you really think that? I- I... thank you.

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Kek

youtu.be/8av-cPP1uPE
6:10 John Bolton says it will make a big difference to the United States economically if we could have american oil companies investing and produce the oil capabilities. Bolton's words, not mine.

Europe has tested socialism and it works PERFECTLY. Nevermind the fact that NATO is primarily funded by US Capitalism, that is a coincidence.

>John (((Boltonstien)))

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They serve Israel as it's right arm.

>good goy neocon Johnny boy shilling for oil industry
who'da thunk that

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Wow I guess it must not have been true communism.

>Europe has tested socialism
OH NONONONONO

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>No power
>Starving
>No money
Can post on Jow Forums with his phone or PC and internet?

Before all of this kicked off, how many of you anons seen a Venezuelan flag on Jow Forums?

Venezuelan flags are CIA niggers.

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>Dam not maintained since 2005
>never had a power outage like this
>as soon as US escalates regime change rhetoric power outage occurs within weeks
>Operator of the dam says it was a cyberattack on the dams computer
>obviously the dam does have staff working and maintaining it or the dam would not be producing power for basically the entire country for 20 years
>hydro dams are notoriously reliable and need barely any maintenance to continue to function

Just until the money runs out. Socialism will die faster than a candle without oxygen.

Also:
>Europe has testes socialism

Sides were lost.

>My special kind and flavor socialism has never been tested.

>Accept the responsibility.
You're pulling the strings.
There can be no world peace until the stranglehold you have on the world disappears. You and the Anglos stand in the way of us all, as likely does Russia.