Haha $455M Opening! Captain Marvel yaaaas!

As long as there are costumes, super powers and fight scenes combined with explosions most kids will like it.

It's all been paid for by Disney. Wait until they post actual profit / loss. This movie won't make a dime.

>worldwide
the world loves to eat the peanuts out of our shit.

>Plot twist
It's full of niggers

When I was little, I saw The Little Mermaid and look at me. I turned out like a bitter fuckwit who spends their life on Jow Forums

We didn't need to do anything, the movie lost over $100 million. You trannies are pathetic

Disney was buying tickets to see their own movie. It was a marketing strategy. People weren't actually in the theater and they didn't buy those tickets.

Nevemind the politics, the marvel superhero stuff is so cringeworthy I find it hard to believe anybody would see it. I guess you can’t go broke underestimating people’s intelligence.

It is easy to forget that >us cryptofascists are a small minority. The culture war was lost decades ago.

The movie wasnt as bad as Brie Larson leaked nudes

Known fake prankster fakes photo more at 11

You cannot into math it only cost $180 mil to produce go back nigger

All of the culture wars bullshit surrounding this film is in online marketing, which little kids don't know or care about.

Honestly, this whole grrl power shitstorm reminds me of the 'that's right, a girl wants to play football' gag from the simpsons, except instead of slinking off in embarassment once it's clear there's no real opposition, they just ignore that and declare it a triumph for feminism anyway. It's all so tiresome.

Jews funded thousands of girls to fill the seats

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As long as Disney Execs keep spending their cash on all the seats fine by me lol

Considering the amount of shilling that's pretty k low actually
Kys

>american education
>doesn't understand domestic and global

Total bollocks...
digital numbers are easierly manipulated an nobody check it cuz its far to vast.

SO BULSHIT/.

They didn't actually. The world now remembers what a Potemkin Village is and we know you cooked the numbers. You still fail :)

Back to cooking Ladit Gogom's concert attendance figures to make her look more successful than Madonna ;)

imagine coping this hard

>muh conspiracy I have no evidence for
Cope harder white man

made over $300 million u mean

SAME PAGE BAG OF BULSHIT.
CANT EVEN GET THE NUMBERS RIGHT IDIOTS.

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>your plans to tank this movie with fake reviews failed!
the only time i ever saw this posted was when journalists and yourselves tried to false flag the shit reviews as being from Jow Forums rather than people who had seen it.

holy shit u people are fucking retards

You might ACTUALLY be retarded woww

>What now fuckers your plans to tank this movie with fake reviews failed!
Why are progressive films always the best films? And how is alt-right trolling contributing to the increased success of the films they target?

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153M Domestic
303M Overseas
455M WW

Jow Forums is actually full of niggers and low IQed white trash. How is it hard to read a single sentence?

>ITS NOT F-F-FAIR MR T-TRUMP SAID WED BE W-WINNING
This

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*302M Overseas

>low IQ white trash

this

>Making money at the box office means it's a good movie
Capeshit will always be shit tier trash for zoomers & Gen Xers who want to relive their 80's childhood.

It was so much fun. Go watch it and quit being a sour cunt

You niggers really don't understand the psyop going on here? Really? What has happened to you, pol?

By creating a movie, brandishing as female lead a white women, and then manufacturing fake enthusiasm which nearly everyone can see through, the industry has, quite literally, invented an excuse not to make movies featuring white people anymore.

This is so obvious, it hurts. They create this film, make it look bad, and no one goes to see it. Then they buy the seats to make it seem as if people are going to see it, in such a transparent and obvious way that no one could possibly believe it. The necessary conclusion is that "I didn't want to see it, and obviously no one else did either, because the producer is buying up the tickets to make it look like people are seeing it."

Now, in 5 years, the industry has generated an excuse for why they haven't made a superhero film featuring white people in so long: "just look what happened to Captain Marvel."

Come on, pol, honestly. Get it together.

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From 60million jumped to 450million?

Totally legit

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Those figures are inflating faster than the holocaust bodycount.

I wonder how anyone can be that retarded coming from the West. There's no excuse to be that mentally lacking. Laziness is a curse.

It's not hard to figure out. The Marvel film editors have this down pat by now. A Marvel movie won't tank unless (((Disney))) wants it to tank.

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That’s one day how can you bethis dumb

Why is a movie that important to you? Just like the Gillette boycott had absolutely no effect the down ratings won't stop this shitshow from bringing in cash and get another movie.

Holy shitshills! Don't let these chucklefucks piss down your back and tell you it's raining.

Marvel is so fucking lame.

DC ip has potential but they fuck it up over and over for a mirad of reasons, not to mention it has the same issue as sonic where it has a billion terrible side characters that they won't just axe.

And isn't that where those who can think should step in and say, yes, but this over here has X Y Z, lets go that way instead...
You're a quitter.

The screening I went to was sold out, all seats were filled, and everyone seemed to be enjoying the movie.

Not everything is an attack on your identity. And even if it was an attack, how fragile can you be to get so offended about a superhero movie? Grow a pair.

Hah pol BTFO Captain Fungus makes $6 gorillion on empty seats. If you don't believe these Jews you're a racist neo-nazi Russian bot.

Pic?

>60mil day 1 then jumped to 450mil in day 3

Learn how to read you dumb cuckold.

I still remember the female Ghostbusters flaunting big numbers after release. Give it time and the real numbers will come out. That's when you will realize what dumb cuckold trash you are

Faggot. Keep supporting them. I'll be laughing at you when your daughter grows up into a mentally ill dyke with colored armpit hair and your son becomes a raging faggot like you

Gillette boycott did have an effect- I now boycott Proctor & Gamble and am expanding my buying decisions to be more consistent with BDS. It's funny but one little piece of bullshit has changed my buying habits more than years of advertising. I won't see the movie and it means nil to me- other than watching the machinations in play to push an agenda. There will be some kid out there who will have the same "ah-ha" moment I did and they will change their behaviour accordingly.
Sometimes actions have consequences that are forseeable only in retrospect.

Go with the media figures goy

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Which cinema?

Holy fucking shit you cannot int difference between foreign and domestic. Math is like sanskrit to you. I’m sorry user but no one can teach you your brain is literally applesauce

What are you talking about, I am 19 and have been asked to take my brother and 4 of his friends to watch a movie.
I really am not a movie person all together. I won't stop people who enjoy that stuff. I never liked it, as a kid I would scream and throw tantrums until I was allowed to leave and go play outside or in my room.
I never understood movie critics because they are all trash imo. There's no 'bettet' option.

Yet the stocks rose

Sorry, I skipped the day where they taught gross box office projections because it was also penis inspection day.

Marvel is too valuable to lose now with Star Wars failing. Disney will buy their own tickets just to preserve the brand.

Empty theaters senpai of pre bought seats

Many many empty theates

youtube.com/watch?v=eNUbk-fl51A

>capeshit movie performs subpar in country of origin for modern capeshit
yikes

>Be kike rats
>Spam Jow Forums with bullshit threads about every new capeshit movie that comes out
>Spam Jow Forums with bullshit threads after every capeshit movie comes out
>Jow Forums BTFO!

When you're set on fire in the street no one will help.

Ay Tone, how'd dat Capn' Mahvel movie do so good when all da theatas was empty?

It doesn't satisfy. All the participants will eventually act out, get on drugs and suicide

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Fake and gay

How many dicks did you inspect?

>Trolls
The real story
>MCU fans wonder who Captain Marvel is, and why she is being released right before IW2
>Get told she is female Superman that can easily spank Thanos and is the strongest character ever introduced
>Fans are a little skeptical
>Pics of Brie Larson in costume appear on the internet, and Brie Larson starts spewing tons of feminist jargon
>Fans are put off, say they hope it isn't that bad
>Brie Larson starts openly attacking white guys (MCU main audience, besides the Chinese) on social media, while journalists start putting out "news" stories about how seeing this movie is a way to get back at Trump and those white males that are rigging the polls (JUST LIKE THE ELECTION AM I RIGHT)
>Disney blitzes with marketing, like they always do
>Star Wars VIII stink still fresh on everyones minds
>Black Panther still fresh on everyones minds
>No one dares criticize the movie, or risk losing their careers
>Movie gets released
>It is pretty shitty, but it is an MCU movie riding on the coat-tails of Thanos and has FIRST FEMALE MCU LEAD so it does well
>Actors that feel shafted are going to bail after IW2 (literally all the main cast up to this point)
>Fans are going to bail after IW2 (their favorite actors will be gone, and the Thanos Arc will be over)
>SJW defending it will laugh at the haters as the thing built up for over a decade comes collapsing down around them, just like Star Wars
>Yet another example of diversity being very profitable, at the expense of everyone involved (except for the jews running the operation)
>Manchildren fell back to the Japanese cartoons, as Toriyama/Toei combo is back and literally making fanservice canon
>MCU will sputter along with the momentum created by the Thanos arc, but will eventually peter off and die

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When was the last time you interacted with another human being?

I never cared about the movie either way.
I haven't been to the movies in decades.
GET OFF MY LAWN

Hollywood is full of fucking faggots, I've started to search oriental realms of movies.

Found this absolute gem:

youtube.com/watch?v=sZm8T6N2vlw

Just imagine what you'll discover when you're out your second day.

If there were any truth to that then it would have been allowed it to bomb.
The movie is only propped up to keep capeshit going. It's a multi-billion dollar franchise, they are going to keep the fucking thing on life support as long as possible.

Haha, ain't your snobbery cute.

I found this years ago:

youtube.com/watch?v=bqnftyYWW4E

Lmao, no they did not. You idiots keep repeating bullshit.

>Disney corporation got anti-corporation libs to celebrate typically average movie earnings that every Marvel capeshit movie makes just by featuring a woman.
It's so easy to turn libs into unpaid corporate marketers. Disney is going to make a fortune using these free mindless drones to viral market. Feminism and social justice have been monetized by the mega corporations. Apple, Disney, Starbucks, all using SJW libshit drones to market for them while also using slave labor and destroying the environment and paying low wages. It's amazing how easily the libs sold their souls for literally nothing. What did they get out of this Faustian bargain? They got a token stronk grrrl in a mediocre movie.

Nigga, that looks awesome, TY.

I too can't stand (((Hollywood))) anymore.

Non-Player-Characters gonna follow the programming

so it made less 2x in the whole of the world what it made in the US?

I’m pretty sure the actual box office numbers are around 600 gorillion

Interest peaked.

Yay conglomerates!

>captain marvel

uh sweety, that's not captain marvel, this is

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Nobody cares.

All three of those elements combine to make a pretty entertaining flick. We can’t all be so sophisticated to exclusively watch Ingmar Bergman 24/7 user

i have yet to see a comprehensive list of that 300M foreign gross by country
so far the Strayas are the highest with 10M
lowest is Slovenia with 73k
where is the rest, if it even exists
inb4 anada shoah

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>before opening
Ewww fans are gross misogynist trolls!
>after box office weekend
Haha take that trolls! Fans win!

My brain hurts.

What's the Holocaust?

Some made up bullshit by rats who are still bitter about being forced to take a shower.

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Ginsburged

>all this niggers and marxist faggots samefagging and larping

meanwhile Jow Forums being right as always

>there are people who genuinely care about jewed up garbage for kids

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