Any doctors on this board?

why dont some of you medically trained anons help save other Jow Forumslacks their shekels and offer free advice on here? i know its not a substitute for real legit advice but it could at least help make a difference for some people

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I was an EMT for a few years

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>offer free advice
You think most medical conditions can be fixed with shit normies can buy?

Why would I give away the services that I invested a signifigant portion of my life and hundreds of thousands of dollars acquiring for free?

Are you some sort of Commie?

some stuff, but im talking more about helping people who are on the fence about what doctors to go to, or at least helping give them advice on what to tell their doctors who might be missing something

because didnt you take an oath to do exactly that?

My tinnitus has been getting progressively worse to the point where I can't sleep without loud noise in the background. Can a Dr pls confirm whether I'm doomed or not/should kill myself/deafen myself?

Buy Boeing stock. It’s down now because of the plane crashes but WILL go back up.

Not a single line of the Hippocratic Oath says "do it for free". We're not Jow Forums Janitors.

>or at least helping give them advice on what to tell their doctors
Do you realize how stupid this sounds?
Bottom line, retard, is that any online medical advice will be useless. Just see a fucking doctor. You're going to need to anyway.

Intermittent fasting and low/no carb diet with strength training for 3 hours 4 times a week.
Drink water.
Stop smoking.
That's 10k worth of advice.

Tinnitus can have many root causes, some benign, some very not benign.

However a patient presenting tinnitus to the point where it affects sleep would be a definite case to refer to a specialist.

General Practioner for a reputed hospital here. Went to Med school and the whole she bang, been in the field for about a decade at this point. The one biggest misconception Ive come across in my years is the whole "soi" related rumors floating around out there. Its all absolutely false, soi is in fact extremely healthy and contains chemical compounds that actively break down polysaccharide cholestrol thereby countering cholestrol induced obesity. Besides this soi is known to accelerate production of various chemical hormones that are only beneficial to the body. So do yourself a favour and consume atleast 200mg of soi products everyday, trust me Im a doctor and this stuff is good for everybody, especially males

You have a concussion seek medical treatment.

Yeah I'm a doctor. I prescribe Tide-Pods.... You see why this is a bad idea?

Thanks for the input Dr. Goldstein.

are SSRI's worsen than doctors tend to position it?

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lol u are full of shit.

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ya. what u need mah nigga

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cool man , if i have an emergency i'll give you a call and maybe you'll be here in a few days

don't deafen yourself user because then all you'll hear is the ringing

Medfag here. I try, but I just get met with
>(((medfag))) and shit like that

They are probably overprescribed but for some people they're lifesaving

>reputed hospital here

Reputed? Reputable?

i once answered a question on fit with actual professional advice (im a hand surgeon) and some retarded physiotherapist came and gave wrong advice
everybody started to suck off the physio and told me to fuck off so i stopped posting ever since
now i just post pepes

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Wow that’s amazing, how’d you get that Red Cross symbol on your flag?

absolutely based
i applaud this post

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Because this is Jow Forums not Jow Forums

Hilarious.

I cracked my scaphoid in the lower mid range. Got a CT with nothing obviously bad showing. I should be ok with the blood supply to the bone right? Its just a crack and not at the top.

I won't tell you to fuck off.

Yet.

Yeah as long as it's not displaced. The scaphoid's blood supply is mostly from the distal end anyway.

why are you stupid americans always using the wrong sign? The colors are fucking inverted goddamnit.

If it can treat menopause it can disrupt your own signal. Hit the literature n00b.

Thank you user. Here ya go.

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I thought the whole point of Sweden was first aid.