PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Jordanian King Abdullah II 3/11/19
dvidshub.net/video/664708/
>EnSec Perry on CNBC 3/11/19
youtu.be/JKOA0SPPqe4
>ActOMBDir Vought on CNBC 3/11/19
youtu.be/dnRbEXhhV8A
>NASAAdm Bridenstine @KSC on #Moon2Mars Update 3/11/19
youtu.be/mSfhws_XCpI
>WH Press Brief (Sarah/ActOMBDir Vought) 3/11/19
youtu.be/5yLpqH5-X8w
>StateDept Press Conf (SoS Pompeo) 3/11/19
youtu.be/bhcl8ON1axI
>StateDept Press Brief (DepSoS Sullivan/USAIDAdm Green/Others) 3/11/19
youtu.be/RnwN7Bu7MbA
>CBPVideo: Walls Work: El Centro Sector 3/11/19
dvidshub.net/video/664725/
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Visits Microsoft in Redmond WA 3/11/19
youtu.be/NRDlLJvxTso
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Visits Tulsa OK 3/11/19
youtu.be/zx46_L6wZgA
>WHVideo: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Welcome Czech PM 3/11/19
youtu.be/3olgQgJmQSI
>NSA Bolton on ABCNews 3/10/19
youtu.be/VLdNsDgGSmQ
>NSA Bolton on SunMornFutures 3/10/19
youtu.be/h9mdV0n2DpY
youtu.be/zKh59Ea3xUU
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNewsSun 3/10/19
youtu.be/yYxi2AkQDN8
>NASAAdm Bridenstine @OK Regional FIRST Robotics 3/9/19
youtu.be/mbPlJXZ_rv8
>Pres Trump Tours Storm Damage in AL 3/8/19
c-span.org/video/?458665-1/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in FL 3/8/19
youtu.be/vKoRJOQUhLs
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart GA 3/8/19
youtu.be/5l_khDACt8Y
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania honor victims 3/8/19
youtu.be/lHz_IySk4hs

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MAGA

Will Trump go back to Japan any time soon? I want more /comfy/ Trump-Abe bromance pics.

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No Tomboy picts? For shame.

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We have always been here.

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Is there any good salt on Pelosi/Schiff/Nadler cucking on impeachment?

Don't you want a bill of rights, Jow Forums?

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youtube.com/watch?v=kPgM9m6O_E4&

"Walls Work: El Centro Sector" by Customs and Border Patrol

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>ominous texters
youtube.com/watch?v=57PhaoJazx0

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lolololol
How will Trumpfags ever recover?

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I'm Running with Awoooooos tonight
youtu.be/0hdwJqwkZB0

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VIOLENCE SOON

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WOO I'M WILD!
HELL YEA!

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Still gotta work out a trade deal, but feels like everyone's waiting on CHYNA to see what happens there first

Was lifting late tonight, had to hit the shower

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FENCE

>Joe is Joe's face right now

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here ya go

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Son, ya ain't wild, ya mild.

ISRAEL

Joe. Who's side are you on?

washingtontimes.com/news/2019/mar/11/support-for-donald-trump-dwindles-among-ice-office/
>ICE officers who endorsed President Trump in 2016 now say he has failed to follow through on his get-tough promises, saying catch-and-release of immigrants living illegally in the U.S. is not only still happening, but has gone into “overdrive.”
>“You frequently speak publicly of the great public safety work ICE is doing under your leadership. To be direct Mr. President — the rhetoric doesn’t match reality and we hope that this letter shows you the complete and total nonsense that is really taking place under the Trump Administration on the southern border,” the ICE officers said.
Well /ptg, going to be dumb enough to try and defend this?

What has everyone been freaking out about? I may be in need of a quick rundown

I was differentiating between
>lying criminal behavior
and
>violent criminal behavior
But I'm willing to compromise.

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1000

>equal rights
Are they from the Past? Everyone has every right.

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THIS IS IT!

THAT'S THE MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT WAY OF SAYING
>yeah, we're going to pull our boys in suits outta there, because we fixin to get bloody

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I bet he is a jew or married to one

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Some posters fantasize like:
>CARL! SIDELINE! TOUCHDOWN! UNBELIEVABLE!
or
>KOT! THE KOT’S TAKING IT DEEP INTO GREEN BAY TERRITORY! HE’S AT THE 40! AT THE 30! AT THE 20! THE KOT IS INSANE!

Others be like:
>Excuse me, Sarah. *TING TING
or
>*gets hugged by Trumo on live TV*

Or they do both.
Point is: PUT THIS IN A DAMN COLLAGE, EVA

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I CAN STILL KICK!

YANG

>tfw no space lady tomboy gf

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They're letting the most racist, hitler like president stay.

This was their moment to take down mega hitler, and instead they awkwardly laugh it off in an attempt to save face.

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I was at a job fair today. Saw a guy named Andrew Yang.

I want to go to PC Beach with Early and Granny.

kek'd and saved

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>*TING TING TING*

AHEM:

youtube.com/watch?v=HzF0hHb7xMc

She had excuses and she chose to use them
She was the victim of unspeakable abuses
The admin was violent, malicious and distant
Her threads now belong to the state of Massawoosetts
They've been taken away
Pepe was a bright one, Kitty's off his head
Huggers loved them both the same, at least that's what she said
I don't predict the future, I don't care about the past
Send them both to /ptg/, now you've had your chance
The jannies stole your shitposts
The judges took your rights
You can have your board back for tonight
I suppose you were a victim, I suspect you may have lied
You've lost all ambition, why don't you give this thing a try
If you can't and you fail you won't be the only loser
These threads don't stand a chance with you in their future
They've been taken away
Pepe was a bright one, Kitty's off his head
Huggers loved them both the same, at least that's what she said
I don't predict the future, I don't care about the past
Send them both to /ptg/, now you've had your chance
The jannies stole your shitposts
The judges took your rights
You can have your board back for tonight
Pepe was a bright one, Kitty's off his head
Huggers loved them both the same, at least that's what she said
I don't predict the future, I don't care about the past
Send them both to /ptg/, now you've had your chance
The jannies stole your shitposts
The judges took your rights
You can have your board back for tonight

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>be me
>retail fuck
>make decent money so it's alright for now
>comfy work situation with coworkers that are great
>overnight shift fucks up everyday
>upper management hires someone to oversee everything
>some chubby blonde chick with a buzz haircut
>her name is Ashley
>boss gets us together today and says her preferred pronouns are him and he
>she identifies as a fucking guy
>she gathers us all to introduce herself
>afterwards the first thing she says as she looks out on the floor is "oh my god is that guy wearing a Trump hat?"
>this is upstate South Carolina that's red as fuck

We all hate her already and I know I'm gonna accidentally get in trouble for referring to her as a her. I fucking hate everything. Life was comfy for a while brehs.

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Unfortunately Tucker's show probably will be cancelled soon.

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ARISE

Didnt even have to read it all to say PAGING PASTALEAF

>but diddy, you said I was the original gator-hater!
hel yea

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I am not James Woods either.....truly.

I just like to clip and post his trash talk.

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Soon I'm sure. I think election season is going to be messing with the schedule though. We've likely got room for one more

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I hope not. The TUCC is great.

this
I love Trump
We're going to win 2020
I love my frenz
I would have gotten you a hat if you just asked, ya dip.

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Not a pasta. Just my day at work.

Was he offensive?

you can only pretend its funny if you ignore the entire quote. leftists are always so trash and dishonest.

So no reason whatsoever to watch Fox News after that.

Go on inside and get ya some fruit punch.

>walls work
>shows a fence

>tfw no space lady tomboy gf
She is a 6/10, but I still would try to get some low gravity space sex out of the deal. Imagine the potential......

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>Jews jewing another patriot
Gotta shut it down, goyim. Every time.

...this could play well with "Democrats hate Jews"

based and funpostingpilled

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>PC BEACH BABY!
Caused me to exclaim "WOO!" as a knee jerk reaction

>Excuse me, Sarah. *TING TING
I'd like to make an announcement about the holohoax

>MyPillow has a 1hr ad block during high ratings Tucc Tiem
He'll finally get to say what he really thinks about niggers

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She cute. She seems like she would be a good mom.

>if I had time... run study
I would like to do the same, but it would be on whites who adopt kids of a different race. And which races cause the most disappointment and trouble for them.

Is this stupid nigger cunt serious?

Mypillow will come to the rescue

It is now.

Where is Pastaleaf? I miss his antics.

Bro she's a 4, and that's only because so many women are fat that it bumps her up.

followed by yang, hmm

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Load up the TBT with a crate of brown party liquor and we'd have a great weekend.

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The fact that you offered proves you are my nigger
Dont watch Outlaw Star

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She's a 0. Long term cosmic ray exposure makes lady astronauts sterile.

>I would have gotten you a hat if you just asked, ya dip.
literal lol. the cherry on top of his sad, sad sundae.
>that grape sure hit the spot!
>and burned a hole right through it.

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The Polish shill has been going at it for over 9 hours straight shitting into a bag and pissing into a bottle with a catheter to keep at it. Thank him for his dedication!

>HOLY SHIT REMINDER REMINDER!

>HOLY SHIT REMINDER REMINDER!

>HOLY SHIT REMINDER REMINDER!

>HOLY SHIT REMINDER REMINDER!

>HOLY SHIT REMINDER REMINDER!

The Polish shill has been going at it for over 9 hours straight shitting into a bag and pissing into a bottle with a catheter to keep at it. Thank him for his dedication!

>HOLY SHIT REMINDER REMINDER!

>HOLY SHIT REMINDER REMINDER!

>HOLY SHIT REMINDER REMINDER!

>HOLY SHIT REMINDER REMINDER!

The Polish shill has been going at it for over 9 hours straight shitting into a bag and pissing into a bottle with a catheter to keep at it. Thank him for his dedication!

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HEAR, HEAR!

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>The fact that you offered proves you are my nigger
well I actually meant that line at Eva as if he was reading it.
But yeah, you know I would definitely get you one.

That's my favorite scene in the whole series. Denny rules.

This is so fucking great.

twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1105271403102629888

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Brown party liquor or see-through? It makes a difference.

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>the first thing she says as she looks out on the floor is "oh my god is that guy wearing a Trump hat?"
Warn her about stereotypes casually. Let her know that it is problematic & patriarchal to judge a man based on his hat or opinions. Since she identifies as a man, this should piss her off.

>my kid is a mistake
Truest love.

My man (girl)

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why do advertisers pull their ads ads in general? will running an ads on a show watched by millions result in a drop in sales?

Is it just me, or are there a lot of jews in the YangBangers' Ball?

Can someone explain this to me?

m.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/mar/11/support-for-donald-trump-dwindles-among-ice-office/

ICE officers who endorsed President Trump in 2016 now say he has failed to follow through on his get-tough promises, saying catch-and-release of immigrants living illegally in the U.S. is not only still happening, but has gone into “overdrive.”
Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers say they’re being roped into such mundane tasks as opening the doors on vans to release immigrants already caught by Border Patrol agents. That’s dragging the officers from their usual duties of nabbing fugitives, or scouring local prisons and jails for immigrant criminals who lived illegally in the U.S. ready to be deported.

PCB BABY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CONSEQUENCHIFYING MY THIRST

>Dar'shun

What have I missed? I noticed that Olaf Olafson of Norway seems to be spewing a bunch of Pro-UN "Invade America" threads.

Advertisers are mostly cowards.

>another 500,000,000 to Israel

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She's a few pay levels up from me so I'd rather not. I have bills to pay. But my superior (a Cuban chick) hates her already as well. And told us all after she left she'll be a buffer for us so we don't have to deal with her.

They should bus the illegals to Nancy Pelosi's yard if they have to.

That's the only way its going to get attention.

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>Can someone explain this to me?
Its a link that generates revenue. Supply an archive, or get called a shill

Also, fuck off shill.

imagine poopsocking just to spam a Hmong spearfishing convention

“You frequently speak publicly of the great public safety work ICE is doing under your leadership. To be direct Mr. President — the rhetoric doesn’t match reality and we hope that this letter shows you the complete and total nonsense that is really taking place under the Trump Administration on the southern border,” the ICE officers said.

these people are so organic and relatable! white genocide fuck yeah!

>Washington Times
I think it's self explanatory.

Trump has been trying to stop this for years, with the remain in Mexico deal and EOs. Blame the Ninth Circus for interfering.

Shatner spends most of his time on /tv/ now

I still say Cowboy Bebop is the better nostalgia show, but maybe that's just because I miss smoking

>Sam McRoberts is the CEO of VUDU Marketing, and has delved deep into the worlds of philosophy, cognitive psychology, and neuroscience to better help his clients to reach their target audiences.
Definitely some form of kike

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the wall was supposed to get built quick and make their life easier. RINOs and dems kept blocking it

fake news, democratic farts in infospace

It was pretty great. I also love denny. That scene where he's whittling his hand into a toothpick as he talks to dan halen is kino AF. gotta get that corn kernel stuck in his teeth lmao.
Herschel Walker Them Dogs is Hell Don't They a cute. A CUTE!!!

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