I am the smartest person on this board, smarter Langan. You may ask me anything, but please be patient...

I am the smartest person on this board, smarter Langan. You may ask me anything, but please be patient. Present whichever difficult problem you think we or society are facing that needs addressing or solving. Scientific problems welcome as well (no homework).

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>inb4 Jews
I know

Did you ever get that eggplant pulled out of your ass?

Why do people pretend that Einstein was really smart when he stole relativity from David Hilbert?

agreed, Einstein was a patent troll. it's just a good pepe. the answer is that Jews control media.

how many fingers am I holding up

If you’re so smart, how can we genetically or technologically improve the human brain as is? Asking for a low IQ nigger fren. Thanks ahead of time user.

Who are you voting for 2020? What political ideology do you fit into?

Navier stokes equations system with non iterative solution and simplifications (non newtonian viscosity model).

will you ever stop sucking dicks?

what are you asking me?

none now

humans need to reconsider their approach to discovery. just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should. man's arrogant attempt at playing God creates more problems than it solves. greed comes in many forms.

voting is for brainlets, there is no political solution

Whose shadow am I?

He said no homework. Go read Landau or something.

How can I enlarge my penus

the natural and prepotent ecosystems are being pushed out by human expansion. how do we get population density UP when our current cities already cannot cope? do we design 1000 story tall megalithic apartment buildings for 100 million people complete with their own fire stations et cetera strategic support? i know that space terrariums could be used to grow all our food, i know that solar boilers could be used as desalination plants to create our water ... but where will billions of people live? the human population occupies more than 50% of the global land area, the animal kingdom is already doomed but people keep building out. im really stuck on this one.

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I was joking. No need to be gross

What's the easiest way for a non-coding no-tangible-skills guy to make a living from home, without having to communicate with people? Forex? I'd give more examples, but that's literally all I have.

Rub it vigorously. Come on, user.

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what should a man do with his life that is, in a cosmic sense, worthwhile?

What is the story of Shakespeare's play Cardenio and where can I read it?

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>how do we get population density UP when our current cities already cannot cope?
it's simple, you don't. why do you think this is desirable for the people? it is only desirable for the oligarchs who rule from afar. revise your infinite population growth debt ponzi scheme, it is fundamentally broken.

vending machines, go collect once every two weeks, two days of work per month. data entry as well.

pray to keep the inter-dimensional deities at bay. develop counter-technologies to CERN and the like.

it's in a private collection. the Royal Family or the Rothschilds have it.

>it's in a private collection. the Royal Family or the Rothschilds have it.
Source or do you just like extracting solid matter from your rectum?

Has liberalism failed as a concept? If so; why?

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Shakespeare became popular under protection of Queen Elizabeth and became Royal property of sorts. Therefore it is most likely the Royal Family is in possession of it.

Interesting.

thanks. new question, do you think Giza Pyramids could have been a nuclear power station?

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>I am the smartest person on this board
Not really much of an achievement the, buddy

>Shakespeare became popular under protection of Queen Elizabeth and became Royal property of sorts. Therefore it is most likely the Royal Family is in possession of it.
There's no early Shakespeare material in any Royal Family collection. For example, they didn't have a Shakespeare First Folio until George IV purchased one. Shakespeare didn't receive any royal "protection." His theater company received patronage from James I (not Elizabeth).

Source: this is my area of expertise.

You're obviously not very smart.

nuclear power? no, I don't think so for the pyramids in particular. the pyramids were a beacon of sorts. the tips used to be made of gold, highly conductive, which was chipped off and sold/stolen later. the pyramids themselves were bright white. it would have been absolutely stunning to see IRL.

it was under Elizabeth the Globe Theatre was built. ironically, the plays later became propaganda against the crown. it is not at all unbelievable to consider the possibility that the playwright was confiscated.

heres your test.

what is on the moon, who is in the ice, and when did the subversion program begin, and with what event?

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>it was under Elizabeth the Globe Theatre was built
No it wasn't. The building of the globe was a private enterprise undertaken by the sharers of the Lord Chamberlain's Men. Elizabeth happened to be the monarch at the time, but she was in no way involved in this process. When she wanted to see plays, she would order a royal command performance at the palace. She never even went to the Globe Theater.

>the plays later became propaganda against the crown
No, not against the crown in general. Essex tried to use a performance of Richard II to inspire an uprising against James I, but this was against a specific person and not against the Crown. If Cardenio was banned, then it would have been recorded in the records of the Master of Revels, Sir Edmund Tilney. It wasn't and isn't. You know almost nothing about this subject, I'm afraid.

I was smart enough to learn the answers to these questions, I know the real answers.
what have you learned about your world?

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In a magnetar binary, which effect contributes more to spindown: gravitational wave emission or magnetic dipole radiation? Show your math please.

be more specific

you are correct, i have not studied this particular factoid. where do YOU think it is?

>a billion million
nigga thats a quadrillion dollars

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space niggers, walt disney, when schools were fully nationalized

I already exposed you in a previous thread, OP. You couldn't conceive of a way to demonstrate something and instead tried to pass off a listing of potential possible abilities or skills as the demonstration itself. Round these parts that's a logical fallacy. Fuck off back to plebbit, pseudOP.

what do you know about nuclear drilling and the ENORMOUS spaces underground?
the earth isn't 'hollow' but there are VAST pockets, many miles in area and volume.
what do you know about what we have there and the population that exists below us?
What do you know about the light that exists above tectonic plate friction underground?

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never heard of this light.

How do I make a supreme cornbread stuffing?

during the second world war, America gave out lots of these fake promises full of intentional spelling errors to third world and developing nations in exchange for their precious metals.
when the time came to collect we said they were obvious fakes and that we had nothing to do with it.
we took everything and lied about it after.

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>smart
>A Serb

top kek

>be more specific
no, you'd know right away if you knew.
who and what are on the moon, the amount of assets they represent, who is under the ice in Antarctica and the amount of assets we have there.
it would click right away if you'd been real.

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Geologist here. Can confirm that there is subterranean Jewry. You hit the the Troglokikes while drilling for oil in certain areas. You know that you hit them when your drill comes out of the hole with a compound interest loan.

you were upset that I was unwilling to show my creation to the world, for free, no less. you've disproven nothing.

the radiation, it behaves similar to a liquid

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the drilling is for tunnels of massive transportation beneath the United States for secretive military operations and research. i cannot comment on what exists there.

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and that you didn't just explain what the date is, and what we are 2019 years from, is definitive for me.

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what makes assume you have every supremely intelligent person as part of your organization? hilarious miscalculation on your part.

>you are correct, i have not studied this particular factoid. where do YOU think it is?
Lost and never to be recovered, just like the large bulk of ancient Greek comedies and tragedies. Plenty of retards and conspiracy theorists like to speculate that Cardenio still exists under another time, but there's no evidence for this. At least you weren't retarded enough to vomit out a conspiracy theory answer.

are you clever or wise?

post gre score, you being that smart I'm sure have taken them.

why are serbs posters the worst? everytime i converse with a serb they end up sperging out.

Nope. Wrong assumption. It had nothing to do with what you're spewing right now. You're a pseud that doesn't know you're a pseud. Have you ever expanded beyond what some "expert" left behind? Nope. You're like the poos that come over over to NA and think they are brilliant but all they do is just rote memorization.
>compound interest loan
I believe in the hollow Earth, but that was some funny shit, user.

THAC0???

A profit maximizing monopolist faces demand curve P = 120 -Q and total cost of TC = 900+MQ

Determine the value of M for which the monopolist will earn zero
economic profit

OP might be a few orders of magnitude above average, but there are monsters on this board swimming in the sea of useful idiots.
between the glow in the dark stars like this (probable jew) there exists and ocean of nothingness where the real brains lurk.

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wiser, than clever

so you do not know if I am right either then :)

you haven't conversed with me? what makes you think I am a Serb and not here on 'vacation'?

state your questions clearly and plainly and I will get to them in the order in which they have been received. thank you

you've demonstrated nothing and made wrongful assumptions that any intelligent person belongs to your organization by default , that is erroneous

>so you do not know if I am right either then :)
Your answer wasn't plausible and has no supporting evidence, which means in fields that require critical interpretation (aka the humanities) your answer was quite retarded and the equivalent of asserting that the moon is made of green cheese.

See? Nobody responds like that on here except self-important types. You're trying to deflect while maintaining some air of authority and superiority. It doesn't really work. This isn't plebbit and that shit doesn't fly here.

>I am the smartest person on this board, smarter Langan.


A.S.L???

you keep repeating that, but its just attacking an idea you are assigning me, a strawman.
I never mentioned an organization. By 'We' I refer to our species.
This level of thinking is not indicative of a superior mind. You are a fraud and ego has blinded you, This thread is over for anyone who was curious what you'd be able to demonstrate.

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Yes every Serb is Tesla which is why Serbia is a major scientific hub today. Are you retarded? You are so stupid you couldn't even keep your troll flag together.

I have kindly asked you to pose a question, which you have not. You are welcome to ask away.

smarter than**, I accidentally a word when editing
I'm 29. USA

>our species
it's called posadism, do you know what that is?

it's not a troll flag, I'm not trolling fren

>humanities faggot thinks having esoteric knowledge related to faggy plays makes him smart

Was MJ a pedo?

>lol I am smart let me hide my flag
>shit post in another thread and turn off troll flag
>shit forgot to turn it back on here

This is why you and every other Slav nation is nothing but corrupt alcoholics.

you indirectly referenced an organization by asking me secretive information that is only permitted to people with a certain level of organizational access. an organization to which I do not belong.

are you wealthy?

He stole e=mc2 from an Italian scientist. Can’t remember his name off the top of my head. Einstein was a gifted individual though, make no mistake

no. you're probably not even the smartest person in a taxicab. go away

>smarter than**, I accidentally a word when >editing
>I'm 29. USA

m or f???

>posadism
sounds like neocons that watch too much (((history channel)))

FYI this "genius" is a Serb who couldn't even keep his troll flag together. See this post where he fucked up.

>>humanities faggot thinks having esoteric knowledge related to faggy plays makes him smart
Knowledge about complex material from the past is indeed a sign of great intelligence and sophistication. It's been a hallmark of all refined and educated people since the time of the ancient Greeks. It requires subtle, complex knowledge with a great amount of critical judgment and a deep understanding of the faculty of judgment itself.

Empirical science fags think the world is all just a few facts when actually this body of scientific knowledge tells us almost nothing about the character and varieties of humanity itself.

Yes, I know. I'm not playing your game. I'm calling it out for what it is. You're trying to change gears and reframe the situation in order to try and reassert control and authority while appearing innocent to your potential audience itt. If you're gonna come on Jow Forums and declare yourself a genius, the burden of proof is on you to prove it. You haven't. This isn't my first rodeo and it won't be my last, pseudOP.

posadism is a Trotskyist theory which postulates that under the threat of aliens, we would all unite and join hands into their socialist paradise once and for all. finally, peace among people could be achieved, racial and religious differences would be set aside.

so how do they plan to achieve it? fabricating the existence of aliens and an alien invasion.

you got me

life would be boring if I was wealthy, so I choose not to be. where is the struggle in that? building web and mobile applications is easy money and easy for me.

spare me your petty psychological games

Why are you still using a meme flag "genius"?

is Boeing going up tomorrow?

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What is the relationship between architecture and morality?

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>"spare me your petty psychological games"
>this he says after I call PseudOP out for trying to reframe the situation
>totally not deflection and projection guise
Kek. Look, I can understand the thought or feeling that you are smarter than those around you because of how dumb the average person is nowadays, because I think and feel the same, but you are no genius, PseudOP, so I hope this is just a veiled attempt at garnering (you)s. gg no re m8.

I like nature. go green.
humans are a plague, our cities are akin to advanced bacterial cultures.

reverse bart, probably

>trying to challenge me into divulging my creations online for free

The question is which radiation, dingus. Can you at least show an energy emission calculation, o great genius?

Also both are waves so I’m not sure what you mean by this pseudoscience BS

There is no point in hiding your flag though when you fucked up Serb

intellect above a certain level actually naturally inhibits the accumulation of wealth.
people that are too smart have more than they can buy and often recede into their own genius.
I am not a genius. I am not claiming I have an IQ over 200. I have never tested above 142, the genius number you can get grants just for testing at in a profession test environment instead of an app on your phone.
IQ does not define intelligence, It measures abilities and response time with pattern recognition tests, spacial thinking questions, 'critical thinking', and mathematics puzzles.
many very smart people are rich, but VERY few of the very SMARTEST are above the poverty line.

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jesus christ man. I wasn't talking about Aliens either. we have multiple species of bipedal hominids intelligent to some degree or another right here at home.

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>yet another attempt to reframe the situation
Sorrynotsorry m8, but my post isn't long enough for that to work and I already told you in a previous post that you were mistaken about that assumption. Enjoy your (you)s while they last, PseudOP. Here's a parting consolation gift.

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Humanities fags like to believe that they have some deep, beneficial insight into the cosmos and people. In reality it's just a pompous bundle of inductive reasoning that has consistently produced misery. Their purely dialectic arguments and trendy neologisms cant hide the fact it's a sad intellectual fraud lasting millenia.

Society is immeasurably inproved since throwing off the shackles of artists, philosophers and inductivists for those willing to observe and test their ideas - not just pontificate.

People blame religion for what is 100% the fault of an intellectually corupt and functionally mendacious process. It is the indulgent focus on the self and its tedious emotions that has hobbled the species.

Science reveals its mostly these idiots seeking divinity in their dopamine levels, and they cant stand it.

You ve had your 10 millenia of social dominance, and accomplished nothing. Sit down

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I was born one mornin',
The rain a-pourin' down,
Heard my mammy say to my pappy,
"Let's call him John Henry Brown."
Chorus:
Walk on, boy; walk on down the road;
Ain't nobody in this whole wide world
A-gonna help you carry your load.

I left my mammy and pappy
Just about the age of ten;
Lord, I got me a job a-workin' on the levee
Totin' water for the hard workin' men.

Chorus:
Walk on, boy; walk on down the road;
Ain't nobody in this whole wide world
A-gonna help you carry your load.

One day my pappy told me,
"Some advice I wanna give to you --
Son, find a good woman, be good to her,
An' she's gonna be good to you. "

Chorus:
Walk on, boy; walk on down the road;
There ain't nobody in this whole wide world
A-gonna help you carry your load.

If anyone should ever ask you,
"Just who is that fella Brown?"
You can tell him I'm the boy
Who left his hammer smokin'
Where he beat that steam drill down.

Chorus:
Walk on, boy; walk on down the road;
There ain't nobody in this whole wide world
A-gonna help you carry your load.
Walk on boy, walk on boy,
Walk on, boy.

state your position/assertion plainly, word games are draining

I didn't want you to know who I'm related to

>which one
gravitational wave emission

this is Jow Forums, what do you think

you're welcome to stay and shitpost user. what would you like to discuss?

things I am interested in buying

>ultra precision lathe and mill
>air bearings
>argon fed spark plug for plasma generation inside a vacuum
>laser cutting machine (will probably buy this next week)

I think that's all for now, let me check my notes. I need a workshop. I'm running out of space.

brb

>Humanities fags like to believe that they have some deep, beneficial insight into the cosmos and people. In reality it's just a pompous bundle of inductive reasoning that has consistently produced misery. Their purely dialectic arguments and trendy neologisms cant hide the fact it's a sad intellectual fraud lasting millenia.
No chance at all. This is completely wrong. I'll happily concede that science has produced improvements in the conditions of our life, especially in health, life expectancy, and convenience, but we've been remarkably slow at making progress in understanding the really enormous questions that come with being a human, such as what is beauty and what should we do with aesthetic experience, or what does justice mean, or how do I understand what counts as true, or how do I recognize when a decision is ethical, or I do I choose between all the different options and activities in my life in order to live the best life possible. Science helps us in almost no way with these massive questions, which are by far the most important questions of our lives. These are the questions that determine how we should spend our time, what our values should be, and where our priorities should lie. We're not machines or automata or programmed hardware.

Also, the humanities have only been properly flourishing for a brief period at the height of ancient Athens and then from about the time of Gutenberg through until the present, overlapping with the rise of science from about the time of Francis Bacon onward. We haven't given nearly as much time as we should to explore this material and these problems.

Just wondering: did you fail your first-year philosophy class? I'm trying to understand your motive here.

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>this is Jow Forums, what do you think

so I am the smartest???

what a stupid pompous faggot.
you don't sound smart, you sound like salt.

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oh yeah

>kiln for ceramic prototyping
>acoustimeter
>photocathodes
>oscilloscope (I really should have this already you would think) I do have one of those frequency chips, hall detector or something I forget the name, it's connected to my Pi
>linear actuators
>4 arm chuck and some other metal fab tools
>Battenfeld injection mold machine for manufacturing

I have more interests than time it would seem

I'm a white male

dubs,,, white male who claims the crown of the smartest on the chan...

jew??? y or n...

no, Jews are immoral scum

quick answer,,,

op = nigger