Here's the scenario

Ask Winnie for some honey

Not muzzo.

Probably start doing a tekashi 69 impersonation, but instead of Gucci gang I'd just star shouting yang gang.

I'd be outta that room in less than a minute

nigger, what kind of half assed chinese are they serving over there. how about some cantonese chow mein, egg rolls, general tso chicken and a god damn fortune cookie.

Whatever you guys are up to, if you dont believe on Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of sin, you will die in your sin.

If you see this, then you are already dead. Make peace with your god.

TOUSAND DORRA

>bumperino
this thread starting out with high quality

Laugh out loud and say,
> I'm a room with 6 guys and I got the biggest dyyyyck

can I be orrigarc nao my good overloard of the yellow and red with little black eyes and a small pig and tiger as friends overloard?

STOP DON'T TAKE MY FUCKING ORGANS YOU GODLESS ORIENTALS

kek

Ask how is doing his tiger friend

the only appropriate response to this fag

Ask if he hates Jews a much as I do

that was my 1980's Australia order

Fucking gook insect...

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Where's Buddy? What did you do with him?

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CHING CHONG BING BONG
NIP NONG FING FONG

HERRO PREASE

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do a 360 and walk away.

strange
usually when I order Chinese it comes to me?

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fuck you yang gang, you will never get my vote!

/thread

say wtf and be confused as fuck

Dump the clip.

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FYI,

If you are ever being murdered with a plastic bag over your head, suck in a mouthful of it and chew on it enough to put little holes in it. Keep it in your mouth and play dead. Take breaths when you can. If they leave you, clench your teeth, hold the bag, and forced your lips out into a kiss to stretch the bag a little more, making slightly larger holes.

SF survival trainer told you this. Try it. Practice it. Might save your life.

call them revisionists

woah.. thanks fren, never thought of that.

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"No more Chow Ming?"

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Discreetly put my fingers next to my eyes and stretch my eyelids so that they don't realize that I am not Canadian

where's my fucking beer, cunts?
you expect me to deal with this shit sober? fak awf

Ask for a gold membership

>"We know exactly what's going on. The Disease that is killing the World. We want to fight back, but we need your help."
B-But how can I-?
>"Memes. You're familiar with them, yes? Ideas that enter the Collective Consciousness through a process of Social Contagion. We need you to coordinate with us, and use that power to fight back against the (((ones))) consuming the World."
Mr.President I'm not sure I-
>"This is Meihua, she will assist you."

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Start singing this

youtube.com/watch?v=MotBdbwXfDw

"Oh that's nice but you guys can sit down. You didn't need to stand up for me, even though I am kind of a big deal."

hug my saviors

Attack

YANG GANG

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hey Pooh, can you send us some nukes pls? (the big one with big kaboom, not the small one that you use to scare taiwan)

Anything they want.

You'll walk backwards?

Dying of laughter inside you mad lad

Best post by far

IF THEM NIGGAS OFFER YOU A COKE DO NOT DRINK IT

I'm Yang Gang too! Let's party

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>clip
Fuck you

Wtf? That's my order.

youtube.com/watch?v=ckvnRB6IHSU

Greetings President of Canada

Start singing this youtu.be/fNQdPs7FIuM and then get their autographs because my niece loves BTS

Smile an look comfy.,

Piss myself

sup' Xi.

bait

you'd be Otto Wambier-ed in the next few hours.

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Cut a fart and blame it on the dude on the left.

silver tounge his ass.

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>"We know she is beautiful. We know you are weak. Don't let your dick get you killed."

It better be a good fortune too.

Magazine

Ask him if there's a rumbly in his tumbly

hi winnie

>Hi, I’ll take some wonton, Peking duck and your Mom please.
>What that going to cost me? five bucks?

Unzip pants.
Unveil huge fat white penis.
Smile in confidence.
Gook insects kill themselves in dishonor, ashamed of their tiny dicks.
Sip red wine from their skulls, fucking their wives.

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hello im hre to recieve my yangbux

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two dollars worf'ov hot chips with chicken salt. four patata scollops and litre creaming soda thanks mate. wait is that a cheese kabana mate? nah? yeah nah

Yes Xi dada?

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they cut if off and stick it in your mouth like the vietcong did to you french in the 1950s

it's also what Europeans did to Native Americans

I'd rather eat my severed dick that recognize you two.

Whip out dick. Demand control of room. Enjoy some fried rice and saki.

I'd think Zoolander was real and I'm supposed to kill the Chinese Prime Minister.

Nice flag Schlomo.

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你幹嘛花這麼多錢買這麼爛的東西?

While pointing to myself.

Aw man, I had to translate it then I got sad. I'll buy you and enjoy it.

Rape king ching chong with my ding dong

Holy shit, Jackie Chan!

Hopefully they’re about to buy my company and leave me wealthy enough to not care about jack shit again, and never have to bite my tongue in public.

Ni hao, woah shi user. Woah yao chu woahduh jah. Shishi.

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LOL

Tpbp

that's a big room

for you

>"Oh Herro Mr Ching Ching Ping"
>does that thing where you hold your eyes back and makes you look asian
>"Were Fresh dog?"
>Gets Shot

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Whats the plan for ousting the Jews?

that's an old meme for you