I have to give a 1-2 minute speech in an hour and a half to my class
anyone have any good speeches i could give? i was thinking bill Clinton apology speech for lying
also the weirder and more controversial the speech the more likely i am to give it
I have to give a 1-2 minute speech in an hour and a half to my class
Zachary Turner
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Hudson Taylor
1-2 minutes isn't a speech
Jose Morgan
Give them a hitler one and tell them its socialists
Alexander Hernandez
read the Navy Seal pasta!
Jason Perry
Juan Martinez
Sir Oswald Mosley "A new machine"
The commie scum will idiotically eat it up.
William Roberts
Based Spaniard.
Still can't have Gibraltar though m8
Cooper Walker
"The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these feminists, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these cunts so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, she couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The SJW had not the slightest recollection of the day before, She rattled off her same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; she couldn't remember a thing, except that she had proved the correctness of her assertions the previous day.
Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate them."
Connor Williams
Underageb&
Jayden Long
How about Winston Churchill's speech about the fight between Zionism and Communism for the soul of the Jewish people. Leave the author unmentioned at the beginning and let your class mates guess the author after you finished your presentation. Maybe a multiple choice option at the end with the seemingly obviously perpetrators that every one will choose.
Jaxon Lee
jesus i wish i could give this my class is full of BETO loving liberal faggots
college
Brody Diaz
I bet the amount of time it will take you just to stutter out "G-g-good m-orning class" will take you 2 minutes
Brody Smith
Sorry, I somehow over-read the 1 minute mark specification. My bad. It's probably to long.
Ayden Morales
You know they say that all men are created equal, butyou look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. ButI'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal!So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me.
Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winningdrastic go down.
See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.
See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
See, but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Joe?
See, you're one of those girls that like romance.
I'mma talk to all my freaks out there.
Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night?Or go home to that fat ass Samoa Joe? See, tonight we're going to win and I'm gonna be the World Champion at Sacrifice.
Robert Lopez
Cameron Baker
Best post. Godspeed, user.
Luis Clark
Just say "fuck niggers" over and over again for 2 minutes
Josiah Murphy
Matthew Wright
kein problem user
im liking it im liking it
Adam Reyes
A two minute speech? On literally anything? Just wing it you pathetic faggot
Blake Morris
it has to be one that has been given before
see
Caleb Myers
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'