/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - OLD AND SIMPLER IS FAR BETTER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Jordanian King Abdullah II 3/11/19
dvidshub.net/video/664708/
>EnSec Perry on CNBC 3/11/19
youtu.be/JKOA0SPPqe4
>ActOMBDir Vought on CNBC 3/11/19
youtu.be/dnRbEXhhV8A
>NASAAdm Bridenstine @KSC on #Moon2Mars Update 3/11/19
youtu.be/mSfhws_XCpI
>WH Press Brief (Sarah/ActOMBDir Vought) 3/11/19
youtu.be/5yLpqH5-X8w
>StateDept Press Conf (SoS Pompeo) 3/11/19
youtu.be/bhcl8ON1axI
>StateDept Press Brief (DepSoS Sullivan/USAIDAdm Green/Others) 3/11/19
youtu.be/RnwN7Bu7MbA
>CBPVideo: Walls Work: El Centro Sector 3/11/19
dvidshub.net/video/664725/
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Visits Microsoft in Redmond WA 3/11/19
youtu.be/NRDlLJvxTso
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Visits Tulsa OK 3/11/19
youtu.be/zx46_L6wZgA
>WHVideo: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Welcome Czech PM 3/11/19
youtu.be/3olgQgJmQSI
>NSA Bolton on ABCNews 3/10/19
youtu.be/VLdNsDgGSmQ
>NSA Bolton on SunMornFutures 3/10/19
youtu.be/h9mdV0n2DpY
youtu.be/zKh59Ea3xUU
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNewsSun 3/10/19
youtu.be/yYxi2AkQDN8
>NASAAdm Bridenstine @OK Regional FIRST Robotics 3/9/19
youtu.be/mbPlJXZ_rv8
>Pres Trump Tours Storm Damage in AL 3/8/19
c-span.org/video/?458665-1/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in FL 3/8/19
youtu.be/vKoRJOQUhLs
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart GA 3/8/19
youtu.be/5l_khDACt8Y
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania honor victims 3/8/19
youtu.be/lHz_IySk4hs

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MAGA!

new baker needed please!

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MAY: IF DEAL IS REJECTED THEN BREXIT COULD BE LOST.

what did this pede mean by this?

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>$1000
>$1000
>$1000
>$1000

vs

>NO WALL
>NO LOCK HER UP
>Illegal immigration at highest levels since Dubya
>No repeal and replace Obamacare
>Trump couldn't stop the caravan
>Trump couldn't end DACA
>Trump couldn't pass the RAISE act
>Trump couldn't end Birthright Citizenship
>Trump couldn't make E-Verify a law
>Trump couldn't defund Planned Parenthood
>Trump couldn't invest $1 trillion to improve national infrastucture
>Trump couldn't pass the travel ban
>Trump couldn't close the Wall Street special interest loopholes
>Trump couldn't put price controls on prescription drugs
>Trump couldn't stop foreign lobbyists from raising money for American election
>Trump couldn't resist bombing Syria
>Trump couldn't pull the U.S out of NATO
>Anti bds law
>Gave israel 38 billion
>Increased the National debt by $2trillion
>Gave the 1% a tax cut
>Farmers bill
>Omnibus bill
>Amnesty bill
>Crime 'reform' bill
>No unclassified FISA
>No Awan indictment
>No Uranium One investigation
>No voter fraud investigation
>No Feinstein Chinese spy investigation
>Sessions did nothing
>Pedogate has vanished
>Assange has vanished
>55k sealed indictments went nowhere
>Hired a bunch of neocons
>Continued middle eastern wars
>Ramping up for even more wars
>Global LGBT crusade

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AWOO

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Planes are too complex to fly
—POTUS

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are...

good, time to wake up. your votes mean nothing

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That is to scare Brexiteers to back her shitty plan. It won't work, she is done.

trumpo is so right on this one

MAGA

Reminder to always report all intentional trolls

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>he's a hobo
>he failed college because of a lady sending a hat to a leaf
>he is in constant butthurt pain
>he stinks up the library
>he makes life hard for the librarian
>he's doing this all for free

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Have a lovely day, my friend.

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Just a reminder that when you stump Poland that they will stop replying to you and ignore your posts because they are a paid troll

He's right. In the latest crash everyone is making a big deal about, all the pilot had to do was turn off the auto pilot to regain control of the plane.

Same images
Same lines
Same bullshit over and over again.

REPORT ALL SPAMMING TROLLS!

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You too friend!

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>dumbfuck eva shilled in a shill thread

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is he actually retarded?

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this poster likes to regularly flirt with other posters, and blog about his daily life here, how gay lmao

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kek

>fight the problem by making it worse

great logic

You are a fag and you suck like cocks out polish transfer terminal

nn fren. wish I could take it, but I'm leaving soon, too. I guess Eva and the Fedoranigger are baking now.
>tfw

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announcing you just made a report is against the rules, retard

Proven tech is the only way, introducing shitty new tech without full testing is why Boeing are in the shit now.

>Eva still too much of a cuck to do a interview

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Says the dude that jacks off to MAGA bulges.

What the fuck is he talking about? I think someone's been poisoning him. He gets more retarded by the day.

did that for a whole thread yesterday (in Minecraft), it does jack shit. maybe if he posted a blurry cat or dino he’d be struck down instantly

you mean huggers?

He didn't announce that he's made anything. Retard.

I remember long ago at one point in time that I tried to use the nazi memeflag for like a day or two.
but god. setting that flag constantly was a pain in the ass. I don't know how how memeflaggers put up with it

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He isn't Polish.

>JANNY MY SAAAAFE SPAAAACE

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>horror claus
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


I WILL RAIN ON YOU FROM THE SKIES

>Aeroflot
kek

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We're going to have a few solid days of people who think they're clever misinterpreting this tweet aren't we? "Trump doesn't think that planes can get off the ground! #toocomplextofly"

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And just like before I remind you that i did not announce one. I suggested others to do so.
Not rulebreaking.

Your intentional troll spam is however

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over a fucking HAT
>mfw last night she said "y'know, all you had to do was ask. I would've sent you one."
what a waste of a life

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Trump isn't wrong, you know. It's the same with self-driving cars. You put your lives in the hands of a machine and you get an I, Robot scenario. The AI, which cannot comprehend human sympathy or emotions will simply judge that your life is less valuable than the 3 lives you're about to extinguish because your car is about to run them over, and the AI simply swerves your car into the wall, killing you.
This is one reason why that yang dipshit is totally out of touch with reality. Contrary to mainstream media bullshit, people really don't like the idea of self driving cars/trucks. It will be decades before you could make that shit legal on Interstate highways and on the state level outside of hippie dippie coastal shitholes.

>older and simpler
Best way to describe trump

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PART 2

ok bye!

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hey everyone, look it's huggers.
what's it like being a tranny

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>being this low IQ
He's just reminding people to report you

>announcing you made reports
oops!

I will rain fire* on you from the skies

>"y'know, all you had to do was ask. I would've sent you one."
lmao.

>setting that flag constantly was a pain in the ass. I don't know how how memeflaggers put up with it
you dont set it each post, it stays that way until you change it

it's not spamming. keep announcing reports and you'll get what's coming

aeroplane testing proceeds one accident at a time

Eva, she would have sent you a hat if you’d asked.

This can't be real?

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This.

But we all know shills, trolls, and general cunts will spam that like everything else for weeks.

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>I tried to pretend to be a nazi for a day, and it was, like, yikes, how do people hate israel so much?! x(

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I'm not a tranny, death to all forms of faggotry and sexual impropriety

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he loves Israel and fucking his daughter

>i don't want albert einstein to be my pilot
ANTISEMITIC!!!!!!!
xD

You don't understand the rule you nog.

>keep announcing reports and you'll get what's coming
And what's that?

>announcing you're breaking a rule
>spamming

With an intellect like that it's no wonder he failed college.
He was already an egotistical piece of trash, but somehow not getting a hat was what did him in.

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It's like a Greek tragedy for the Internet age.

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this title
these cities
that research group name

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Okay too fucking far monkey!
Do not hurt the awoo.

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Shut up you kike shit stain

>posts anime
>tries to deflect away from being a tranny by claiming to be a nazi or against faggotry
tranny confirmed

>he's just breaking a rule and begging for a safe space
oh, good, I was getting worried

he's been at it all day btw, what a speeg

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there's consequences for breaking rules such as spamming
>REPORT SPAMMERS
you're spamming and announcing reports

>death to all forms of faggotry
Anime is faggotry.

and fucking dirty porn stars

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Give it to me straight Eva, does Trump have a non-zero chance at 2020?

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>Eva reees for people filtering him
>Now he filters people

perhaps he is wondering why MIT computer scientists are flying the plain instead of great flying professionals??

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lmao. the co-creator, Dave Willis, also co-created squidbillies. he has a thing about fucking with santa.
>youtube.com/watch?v=MtFxC6D3mbo
He probably just never got that Red Rider BB gun he wanted.

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For some reason I think there's a second variable that they should have factored in before generating the list.

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why are trump trannies so mad today? reality finally setting in?

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REMINDER THAT WE HAVE NO BAKER

Just a reminder that you can report these peoe for trolling outside of /b/.

It is against the rules to do so, however it is not against the rules to remind people :)

I've got one if Pirate doesn't.

There is nothing wrong with what he said. Especially with not letting a Stein being the pilot.

What consequences?

Do a flip fag

it's almost as if, stay with me here, neither trump nor /ptg/ are actually winning. how crazy is that?

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Hello fellow pedes! Are we dying for Israel tonight?

was literally 2 hours ago you stupid spamming cunt

Will give you credit on how quick you edit shit though.

>announcing reports

don't really give a fuck what your opinion is about anime.
Just saying, Hitler did nothing wrong, Kill all kikes, niggers, fags, commies, and...
I think that's it. Oh, Muslims too

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trump has no chance in 2020. he can't even get a fence

the consequences for rule breaking

>I dunno about you, but I sure as hell don't want a JEW flying my plane

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Add me to your discord group. I wanna join your raid :)