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wtf is that in the middle ? The rest looks nice

potatoes

Based Ted.

>frozen Yorkshires at a restaurant

Yorkshire Puddings

Yorkshire puddings.

That is a yorkshire pudding. Bit like a piece of pastry.

Let's get this sorted then lads, who agrees with this?
>Name: British Peoples Party
>Flag/Emblem: Black Union Jack.
>Constitutional Law
Similar to Australia, Protect Speech, Firearms and No Dual Citizenry in the commons (Implying that's not already against the law) and a few other things.
>Firearms
More or less Copy the Swiss Model
>Charity Starts at Home
No Foreign Aid until Nation Debt is gone, transfer Aid to the Norf and other poor regions to promote government industry and jobs
>Renationalisation of the Trains
Self explanatory to generate profit to offset other government run projects like the NHS
>National Service to the Nation
At the age of 18 Men would go into a Swiss Style Military Conscription, Conscripts of Good Nature Keep Rifle and 50 rounds of Sealed ammunition.
Female Conscription at 18 for First aid and medical care training (Not anywhere near the front lines) and/or care to the elderly.
>Immigration
More or less Closed Border until certain quotas are met (Native Employment, Native Percentage of Population and other such things)
Right to Return policy that allows Second Generation Immigrants a right to return, be paid to do so and relinquish British Citizenship and the future reattainment of.
Feels nice that I didn't post this.

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TOMMY ROBINSON SUES POLICE
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thanks

bigger larp than the tedposters or seejmong

>krauts don't have yorkshire pudds
Two nukes weren't enough.

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I mean do we have anything else to do?

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...

Vince Cable for PM

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drawing up fantasy manifestos on an anime board is not doing something.

>At the age of 18 Men would go into a Swiss Style Military Conscription, Conscripts of Good Nature Keep Rifle and 50 rounds of Sealed ammunition.
>Female Conscription at 18 for First aid and medical care training (Not anywhere near the front lines) and/or care to the elderly.
but do women still have equal access to voting?

What about the British Republican Ancap Party?

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>bigger larp than the tedposters

The tedposters fancy themselves as some dark and powerful cabal and only they know 'THE TRUTH', they ramble on about being in every level of government and that they are ready to take control and they wont shut up about it but press them on any subject involving the wider world and they will stutter "b-b-but we are working on it!"

No larp is grander than the 'Tedlarp'

we probably have something very similar under a different name

when is the UK getting its own YANG 2020 equivalent?

we havent had any good memes since ukip imploded

>mfw brexiters cuck themselves

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>it was Japan, user

what if I told you high level cabinet ministers were ted pilled

So it's a load of clickbait shite then? Every few days one of my mates from another country sends me links to those articles laughing at the UK

Anybody here suffer from paranoia?

Mine's become considerably worse over the past few years.

>Charity starts at home
Wrong, we need international influence for the UN.
We should be focusing on expanding the NHS as a multinational institution into shithole countries under the guise as us providing there citizens with affordable healthcare.
The ching chongs are doing it with infrastructure but that's too easy to shrug off.
Take control of the meds supply of shitskins and then threaten their governments if they don't do what we want.
Who are they going to care about more, the blokes who built them a bridge or the ones giving their nations kids meds.

CIVIL WAR BREAKS OUT IN 2022. (Assume this happens in every western country including the US and Europe).
What factions are there?
What territory do they hold?
What does the military do?
Where do the politicians go?

Draw on this map what you think the UK would look like.

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ukip are slowly building back up steam but are full of mongs and are very naive and batten is being taken for a ride

Corbyn is so defensive and snarky to all his interventions.

>implying
March 29 is ironclad as the leave date.

>May
>Brexiteer

stupid yank cunt

no idea, mate
it would be a good joke, though

>ukip are slowly building back up steam

what fucking planet are you living on right now

what the fuck is a mid-thigh pull

i've got to do 2 at 76kg to join the army

Based tommeh

>Flag
Must remain the Union flag, desu. It is our flag and does not require improvement.
>Constitutional law.
No disagreements here.
>Firearms
No disagreement here.
>Charity starts at home.
I'd federalise the UK counties, permitting them to set their own tax legislation. This should give the Norf the ability to attract investment by being bgenuinely competitive with other UK regions. No need for welfare/handouts/government pork.
>>Renationalisation of the Trains
No. Cleaners in Hull should not be paying taxes to permit bankers to travel from the Cotswolds to London.
>National Service to the Nation
Not a bad idea.
>Immigration
Not nearly firm enough. Mass repatriation is necessary if social cohesion in the UK is sustain itself.
I would add:
>Abolish the Depts of Education, Health and Social Services.

*nukes nagasaki, just outside berlin*
Gomenasai, kraut-sama.

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LANKASHIRE
HOT
POT

>le tedpill meme

What if I told you that the whole tedpill larp is hilarious? It's literally a cult by every definition and has its 'true believers' and other tagalongs who think only they know 'The TRUTH'
fucking kek the net is closing in on ted retards

like this, we all know its for the better

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it's very close to savoury pancake mix, you just bang it in the oven, let it get crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside and it's ready for your roast and gravy.

yurop is willing to play the extension game, at least until the MEP elections.

>it's all may's fault
lmao at you.

>What factions are there?
Race/ Religion/ Beliefs based

>What territory do they hold?
Cities etc

>What does the military do?
most will side with their race, some will stay with ZOG

>Where do the politicians go?
to hell.

>Draw on this map what you think the UK would look like.
cbf

simple la

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Just woke up, what's going on with brexit lads?

>yurop is willing to play the extension game
No they aren't. They don't want the UK involved in elections and have called an end to any and all re-negotiations.

What fault you idiot, were getting the best possible result in 17 days, and its all thanks to her incompetence. Stay fuming you little weirdo, haha.

The political solution is to leave on March 29th. To walk away and become sovereign. We voted for this.

Cancelled.

In what way does it manifest?

>Cities
dont produce food/clean water. You want farms and sewage plants and medical storages

Some translations also mean "hill or cliff"

Supposedly Albion could refer to the white cliffs of Dover, which is quite a beautiful image when you think about it.

SLAB GERXSHOOOT

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All hell has broken loose. Nobody can move in any direction because it is political suicide. They're just waiting for the clock to run down and treat the inevitable mess as the other side's fault. Short time preferences on all sides, desu.

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Are the scottish norf or furfa norf? Or have they united into norf united?

the one where I am actually following politics rather than having wank fantasies on an image board you dumb cunt, what I said is factually correct you reprobate bastard

- May's deal gets voted down
- General election
- Corbyn becomes PM within the chaos
- Corbyn cuts trade/weapons to Israel
- Israel says this is anti-semitism and Corbyn is literally Hitler and declares war on Britain
- Jews are arrested for conspiring with the enemy
- America nukes Britain to defend their great ally
- End

>germany fisting britain
Why are you all into degenerate trash like furries and fisting over there? Can't you have loving wholesome relationships?

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>dont produce food/clean water. You want farms and sewage plants and medical storages

non whites dont think about that shit

>yurop is willing to play the extension game, at least until the MEP elections.
They're going to charge £1B per month of extension. Good luck getting that to pass.

it's just bluster. the best case scenario for yurop is a complete reversal since it completely undermines other anti-eu movements around the continents.

lmao bruh, you have to be delusional to think mps are going to willingly allow no-deal to happen. there are two votes preventing that.

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Celtic Norf

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Not possible under this socio-cultural paradigm. Would require sustained collapse and generational shift to gain that kind of support.

>thinking a civil war would have clear dividing lines and not be like northern ireland with competing paramlitarys without physical territory

>- Corbyn becomes PM within the chaos

tories are 9 points ahead and labour is no more coherent on brexit than labour are

Oh you voted for it did you? It must happen then

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You are never going to leave the EU get used to it.

>best case scenario for yurop is a complete reversal since it completely undermines other anti-eu movements around the continents
And it would also completely undermine the government which is why they won't go for it.

Yorkshire puddings, it's just pouring batter made with self raising flour rather than plain flour.

You need 4oz flour
1 egg
1/2 pint milk

Mix til thin and runny.
Cook
Enjoy

(Also makes pancakes if you use regular flour over self raising.)

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Tories were 25 points ahead last time.

Typically I start thinking about something from my past or present and how I may suffer long-term as a result of certain stupid etc things I've done. This then becomes something I dwell on, and then I easily imagine the worst possible outcome of said behavior, before convincing myself that this is the inevitable outcome. I then become convinced that people (specific people, but also people in general) loathe me and that I am a loathsome person, which then leads to my feeling suicidal and telling myself internally "Just kill yourself" and "there is no coming back from this" or whatever.

Stfu gypsy

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May's deal = dead
No deal indicative = who cares
Extend = dead

Even if extend passes the EU have to agree AND it would only delay no deal. It's also impossible to delay past May/June 2019 because of the EP elections.

The only way to cancel no deal is to vote FOR something. Extension may change the date but it isn't for anything. Utterly pointless and politically suicidal.

Factions
>Urban/Preppy liberal people who vote tory (cities, rich country and suburbia) [This is the establishment who the army sides with]
>Yuppie Champagne socialist/Feminist (cities)
>AntiFa tier marxists (suburbia and cities)
>Norf-Souf/Midul tier working class and lower middle class people putting economic interests aside (suburbia and country)
>Actual marxists (suburbia)
>''GET THE FUCK OFF MUH PROPERTY'' (country)
>Jafaicans and Londonstanis (cities and some suburbia)
>Muslims

Who's this speccy git and why's he talking so much?

I am not a gypsy and I know that you will not leave the EU.

>labour is no more coherent on brexit than labour are
What did he mean by this?

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Anglo uprising when.

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thats because may went from mistake to mistake

same here lad

You get much exercise, use drugs of any kind?

You'd know about how to leave and go other places gyppo.

never, the ZOGs 2 stronk