>The NASA administrator did not identify a specific person, but said women are at the forefront of the agency's upcoming plans.
>Bridenstine responded "absolutely" to a question from a Twitter user who asked whether women will be included in the agency's next trip to the moon. In fact, he said the next person on the moon is also likely to be a woman.
DAS RITE FUCKBOIS. NASA DOESN'T WANT MEN IN SPACE ANYMORE, THIS IS WOMEN TERRITORY NOW
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Can't wait for her to die due to her own incompetence. I hope it's a team of women they send so they all tear each other apart from lack of male guidance
I doubt the Chinese will send a women. The White man ain't walking on mars. We can't even solve our jewish problem here on earth.
I'm not one to laugh at tragedies but I'll let this be an exception
great, when she fucks up its gonna be another 20 years before we go back. cant they just send a man and do it right the first time?!
Fucking feminism. I can only imagine her first words when she lands "IM THE FIRST WOMAN ON MARS. ITS REALLY AMAZING." while a man would likely have a more in depth philosophical reaction and really be able to appreciate the fact hes on another planet.
i want to go back to the good ole days
>THE FIRST PERSON ON MARS IS "LIKELY TO BE A WOMAN"
> THE FIRST PERSON TO DIE ON MARS ...
Don't care. The future is in orbital structures and superships, not wallowing around at the bottom of a gravity well like a chump.
What pisses me off is how NASA is gonna have like 10000 applicants, 99% of which are strong athletic men with multiple degrees and experience in the air force and then 1% will be some women who did a bit of training and wrote a paper on LGBTQ rights and THEY'LL be the ones who get picked for the once in a lifetime event, all thanks to virtue signalling from the higher-ups.
What a fucking waste.
Will women even be happy with this event, knowing that it's not an achievement of women but rather forced by someone deliberately trying to make them look good? maybe
It's because they burn less calories
this is the state of society. Its sick. Im no accomplished man in anything i admit, but why would i even want to be when females are set to overshadow me regardless of what i do? I say fuck it all. Its all a fuckin joke.
Well women are smarter and with higher pain tolerance.
Makes sense.
Also NASA was founded by a woman you absolute fucking brainlets
can you bet on this? it's gonna be a man I would bet my house on that lol
they need higher pain tolerance because their bodies are weak and frail, and likely to experience significant pain.
proof. I aint googling shit
She's a lab rat like all astronauts. Remember that guy who arrived in space then went blind because the veins in his eyes swelled from zero gravity? We weren't designed for that.
NASA is a government agency. It was not "founded." Thus, women were irrelevant.
Space dementia will get these bitches before they even reach mars. One of them will initiate the self-destruct sequence or drive the rocket off course straight to the sun.
So? Space travel was invented by men. She should thank them when she takes her first step
NASA was created by John F Kennedy and first directed by T. Keith Glennan. Who is the woman?
Are you blind little boys?
Jack Parson Lives
1958 Acktually October 1st
Jow Forums also founded Oct 1st
lmao
lol nasa thinks they're not going to be systematically dismantled under budget cuts to finance gibs for the brown masses and the women they love so much. That's cute af nigga.
why?
Great. We're going to waste a bunch of time and money sending an expensive craft to Mars' orbit just so a woman can blow it up and we dont bother to try again for another few decades.
Why is being PC more important than just being fucking correct? What went wrong?
I keep saying this shit to some, they keep telling me I watch too many movies, little do they know I am familiar with real life cases where females even trained one caved due to the group sabotaging them
As if anyone believes NASA is competent enough to even make it to Mars anymore.
NASA will not do shit, this country has fallen so far we will be at war before we go to space. The political nonsense of this men v women orchestrated by the kikes is coming to a fold. The west is really on it's last legs. You'd be a fool to think otherwise.
Unlimited Budget granted by Trump
LMAO
I disagree with this new feels over competency/merit, state of life. But cmon now, there's been women in space, already.
We need to start a private company and get there first!
Who still cares about NASA? Private areospace compagnies are the future
They need to give her an entire female engendered and built by females, an all female crew, and a command center of all powerful females. An all male mission control brought back apollo 13 from a freak accident with no deaths.
If that's true I hope the chinks land on mars first
White CIS men are not "persons," so even if one of them is first, it won't count until a woc gets there. Men might be sent first like the Russian dog Laika, just to see if the place is inhabitable.
Listen to me you little shit
You know why the Challenger blew up under Morton Thiokol?
Stephen Paddock worked there at the time
but the astronauts are all professors at Yale now
LOL
Seems like it would cost more to send women to mars, considering all the tampons and other accessories they will need to take with them.
We NEED to start just fucking culling people, that’s what went wrong.
Didn't they say a while back that they couldn't even get to the moon anymore?
Is there even a slight chance that Elon will lose the race, if they don't assassinate him?
There was that season of Survivor where there was a men's island and a women's island. The guys all worked together, dividing up duties and made cool stuff. The women all sunbathed, bickered, and failed so bad the producers made the islands exchange some people.
My point has not been nullified. The end of the west is not far off dude. Sink or swim. You may want to learn. Up to you
SpaceX will be the first on Mars. Musk will btfo feminists.
Are you retarded? Budgets are set by congress yearly.
Aeronautics catastrophe incoming
I don't live in your shithole world
>government funded personal massagers
this, chinks don't give a shit about all this feminist bullcrap and they will send there the fittest ones - that is men
Socialism.
Am I retarded?
LOL
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You're all going to hell and oh boy
I am laughing
This. I don't want to go anymore if they are gonna ruin it like that.
>in a rocket built and engineered by men
>in a space suit engineered by men
>all planning and math done by men
>nasa being funded by taxes and white male being the main taxe payer group
I could go on but I think i made my point. Have fun girl.
I'll take that as a yes.
...
>CNN
So they are sexist? Isn’t the correct response that it could be 50/50 chance between men and women?
You are soooooo fcking stupid
LMAO
You have no idea, truly.
Modern NASA can't tell the difference between shit and shinola. Gonna end up flying into the sun.
Yeah, totally.
Dontcha just love it?
>CNN
Slide thread.
NASA’s HR department and Twitter posters don’t pick who does and doesn’t fly.
I guarantee NASA’s crew facilitation procedure won’t fuck around for woke points when it comes to landing on Mars....the first person will be a man.
And the internet and computers were started by men but this apparently doesn't keep you off either
Who cares ? Humanity will reach mars and you retards are fighting over boys vs girls ?
Women are worse at making careful decisions under pressure and at math, so good luck with most record breaking harvest, comrade
Marvel Potemkin resulted in laughs
This one will result in women's deaths
I wouldnt mind sexism so much if it was for a good reason, like “men can handle the stress more, as determined by experimentation” or something, but the “oh lets pick a woman because it feels nice, aww” shit is annoying as hell.
>gateway commander
>black women with an afro
what did they mean by this ?
I bet the first woman on mars will mark the first birth/abortion on mars too
I wonder how long it will take for her to get ready. The male astronauts will be saying “are you ready yet?” For at least 30 minutes, while waiting at the door.
Nice causal sexism, Nigel.
I give you a tip. Never wait for a woman when she does that. I just walk away. They know you're waiting on them becuase they think they are the show. If a girl makes you wait outside her house for more than 5 mins and you dont leave, you are a beta male.
So like sending a chimp to space 2.0?
Can’t send a man who’s value is higher, better send the woman.
The use of Nigel in feminist circles is fucking bizarre. They hate straight women
Ada Lovelace you fucking moron
LMAO MEN
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>be first person on Mars
>girlpower.exe
>take of helmet for a selfie
>die
>who could have predicted this
That made me lol
It will be like Total Recall.
Exactly, Nasa is never getting to mars. Its spacex or amazon that will
>use something between man and woman
I feel very wrong about this. We should send a transgender person, who identifies as something between man and woman. So we would represent a good majority of humanity.
>Eisenhower
>A Woman
So this is the superior intelligence of THOTs?
>be the only person on mars
>nobody to nag
>have mental breakdown
>no male attention or ice cream
>drown in own tears
They should try landing on the moon first.
Considering the significant muscular and skeletal mass wasting of a low to zero G environment combined with women’s propensity to already incredibly low muscle mass and osteoporosis this just seems like an unwise and honestly injurious course of action done purely for virtue signaling points. Are they really going to sacrifice the health of some poor naive women at the altar of political correctness?
Yes you do lil cucky. And there's no way out.
Don't interrupt them when they are making a mistake, user.
From a medical perspective, you are entirely right. They will never heed what you say, though.
Let this shit happen, let it be a major disaster and a failure, a stain upon the US for generations to come. Let them learn their lessons about virtue signalling. This will go about as well as that all-female feminist bridge in Florida.
YOU ARE DUMB IF YOU DON'T THINK SATAN FOUNDED NASA
LMAO Your little brain can't handle the truth
Shut your face before I push you over the edge
But it's made up for in coal.
South Park is right
They're gonna milk us for our semen and jokes
Don’t worry you won’t live to see it anyway.
can't spell SATAN without NASA
yep, that is what NASA has become. The media is broadcasting about such shit. Instead they should tell us on what technical problems they are working.
For such a mission, you have to send the best of the best and not making this into a question of "gender".
>implying NASA will ever go to Mars
>implying the USA will not be a third world beaner state in ten years
The first person on Mars will be Chinese and he will be a man, after they exterminate all of the shitskin mutts that will be inhabiting the former United States.
>THE FIRST PERSON ON MARS IS "LIKELY TO BE A WOMAN"
Awesome! There will be sandwiches when we arrive!
Based and Marspilled
I have a list of at least 10,000 women I'd like to volunteer to be put on that first spacecraft.
Chinese can't innovate. They aren't going to make it to Mars.
>I doubt the Chinese will send a women. The White man ain't walking on mars.
This. We probably couldn't even go back to the moon if we wanted to.
They don't need to innovate. All of the tech to do it already exists.
And we'll all know that an army of men got her there.
Good luck finding a woman that can keep a secret for 50 years like crazy uncle buzz.