A man was first on the Moon?
Well then...
equality
A man was first on the Moon?
Well then...
equality
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Is NASA actually going to do another moon landing ?
>Implying SpaceX won't be first
>Implying it won't be a xer
NASA can't get people to Mars yet
Nasa isn't going anywhere. They can't fly around space.
It's so stupid, we can't even land on the moon "again" but there going to land on Mars? Give me a break.
Any reason why?
nah it will be a man, because they have to get out of the spacelander and make a step with their body by getting on all 4's so the woman can step out and say something like ' this is for WOmenkind' and then all the feminists collective have their periods and squirt at the sometime, then we officially declare women as the master race
Elon Musk will put whoever the fuck he wants on Mars NASA. NASA can't even launch it's own rockets in America anymore.
Nash itself cant even fucking put a person in space
because they don't hire men anymore
It'll be a white blonde woman with her black male "companion"
>implying it is possible to land on the moon and on mars
>implying that the Van Halen belts do not exist
>implying that there is a universe around us
>implying flat earth isn't real
I just want 1K, send the bitches to Mars whatever
NASA can't even get a woman into space without Russian help.
God damnit
I should not have waited a few milliseconds.
>another moon landing
we never went though
who didn't see this coming
woman.. bitch.. dog? what's the difference? This will go as well as oceans 8 or the latest ghostbuster flick or I guess even captain M. *yawn*
Pointless virtue signalling from a soon defunct organization.
this honestly, its not even possible to go to 'space'
>implying
Gay and bluepilled
Erkläre mir es weiter bitte
why is it that whenever a woman "does a thing" it's because people decided to get a woman to do it before the fact, and not because a woman just did it.
*yawn* what an incredibly *yawn* important post
*yawn* sure am glad you post here.. *yawn*
This.
Yes we should launch all the trannies in ti space.
He's laying the groundwork for when the Mexican cleaning lady stumbles into the rover's sight line at the film set.
Forced equality and diversity.
Ich hätte Fünflinge bekommen können.
So close.
yeah they hired nolan this time
smaller and eat less, totally ignores competence
That's a roundabout way of saying we are never going to Mars.
>squirt
You mean piss, right?
Van Halen had no belts.
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imo this is better then the original regardless that the eart is not flat
hate all u want
I also watch the new Dr. Who
>xer
Implying it won't be my sides
>sending a woman on a one way death trip
GG nasa. Im sure killing a cute woman will do awesome
10 bucks says it will be some Chinese guy.
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I just want to say that I predicted this 4 years ago.
>implying that the Van Halen belts do not exist
>Van Halen
>implying my meme was an error, and wasn't done intentionally
Burger...
Germans never make mistakes.
Vamos lá então!
You know, if this is about making space travel cheaper since women are smaller and eat less, why not send midgets?
Not horribly wasted by some leaf this time.
Not amazing tho
At least no leaf stole it from me.
Actually that post is based.
Fuck out of here NASA you havent done shit in 50 years. Your a jobs program for Whamenz with STEM degrees. you dont even have a mars rover anymore. Elon Musk will put the white man on mars and create the intergalactic ethnostate.
So the first dead body on Mars will be a woman? Betting on the mission to retrieve the body will be manned by men.
Imagine making history just because you happen to have a pussy.
Let' s see a women survive the 3 g tests.
or ever
SLS is fucking t r a s h
my boy Elon will manage it though
It's ironic that they're pushing for a woman to be on mars when female astronauts have been one of their largest hurdles.
They've had a lot of difficulties because of their menstruation and mood swings in the past. Depression is incredibly hard to fend off, and women- especially during menstruation/their mood swings, are incredibly prone to it.
There's also the fact that putting a few men and women together in isolation for years tends to make them develop feelings. It's biology, after all.
But science doesn't matter at NASA anymore goyim
Post YFW they land a tranny on the sun
>when you spent so much time in your mother' s basement, you lost all sense of reality
Young user, you will see soon.
>NASA head is a nigger
>deputy head is a woman
That shit will crash before ignition
imagine thinking that spacex is anything more than a massive potemkin village tax scam
Women are more durable to high energy particle brain damage that occurs in open space. I’m not kidding.
I doubt he meant it like that, but I see why he'd say that. They make everything WFBM so his assumption (even if it was in jest) makes sense. Nine months later she'll give birth to a niglet and then in the future we'll have it known that Mars' natives are Africans because the first child born was born as Jamal Smith.
nasa is a literal shell of its former self
its time to let the private sector take over in space research
>Van Halen belts
LOL
Also, imagine denying what our humans ancestors knew thousands of years ago and thinking you're redpilled for believing in the dumbest conspiritard theory out there, flat earth
>be a woman
>lose 100 000 dollar tool bag on first shuttle EVA and fuck up entire repair mission schedule
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Or they are so retarded that you don't notice the damage
>implying UN logo is just a coincidence
>implying the bible is just fantasy
Sauce
My sides just passed said belts.
Nigger there’s still one operational opportunity wasn’t the only one
No, the head is white. Did you forget we got a new president 3 years ago?>implying you’re not a mudslime
"Mars needs cleaning"
Ftfy
OUTER
SPACE
IS
FAKE
but the space between your ears is very real
The UN logo is obviously stylised
How the fuck else do you think they can are going to fit a 3d map onto a 2d surface, retard.
And yes, the Bible is just a collection of stories written by semites thousands of years ago.
Same as Norse myths. Doesn't make it real
WAKE UP
>using the Bible as evidence
OH NONONONO
(((Mars)))
>implying that 2D logos using the "planet" earth are impossible
GLEASONS MAP 1892 SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE IT SAYS BEFORE (((NASA)))
Yeah, but that doesn't show every landmass and the hidden countries get all assblasted if they're not included.
NASA is not sending anybody to mars any time soon. Spending more than 3 years away from earth gravity would probably do irreparable damage to the muscles and skeleton. And then there is all the increased radiation exposure.
It wouldn't be a woman if the application process was based on merit.
And everybody knows it lol
WAKE THE FUCK UP
STOP BEING ASLEEP TO THE TRUTH
durrr
implying the UN is competent enough for such a design. Besides they think the 2d one looks better on their retarded berets
At some point I laughed as well.
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>If I were the prince of darkness, I would want to engulf the whole world in darkness.I’d have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I would not be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree — thee.
>So, I would set about however necessary to take over the United States.
>I’d subvert the churches first, and I would begin with a campaign of whispers.
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Yes, but it doesn't show every continent does it retard
Which is a problem, for the UNITED NATIONS
Space isn't real. They can make the first human on Mars a black lesbian midget quadriplegic and pull it off, because they have creative control. Sadly, even under these circumstances, most people would believe it.
carry on paying your church tax goy
>Trumptard
Ah, that explains it
THATS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
>Yfw Elon leaves for Mars in the Year 2050
>He doesn't allow any women on board his ship
>implying anyone wants to see niggerland
Not even niggers want to see niggerland
See tons of niggers migrating (invading) Europe.
>IMPLYING I SUPPORT TRUMP
FUCK OFF
LOL that pic
>socializing with normies and therefore reinforcing their mass delusion unto yourself