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>Brexit: May in final push to convince MPs to back deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47533666
>Brexit: Legal risk of backstop remains 'unchanged' says Geoffrey Cox
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47533666
>Brexit: MPs to vote on Theresa May's deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47533666
>UK economic growth remains sluggish
bbc.co.uk/news/business-47535182
>Storm Gareth: Heavy rain hits ahead of strong winds 'up to 80mph'
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>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK
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im high on shrooms lads

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NO
DEAL

can i realisticly get fighting fit before the riots start?

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Get a life Chris Chan

pl..pls pls vote for my deal If you vote for my deal I'll be your mommy again pls

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noncey bastard

General election inbound.

no one cares, teenager

I love sir oswald desu!

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I tried shrooms on Sunday. 30 g fresh ones. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
I'm very disappointed.

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Charlie says May should resign

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Catherine ?

How long before this thread reaches the bump limit, I recon 22 minutes

nope

phwoar!

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charley says
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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP BREEGGGGGZZIIIIIT

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10 minutes left

>tfw you're more resistant than super-ghonerrea
>Advises Macron on how to NTFO of Brexit
>Kills millions
>Takes money from dictators
>Shagged Murdoch's wife after being his kids Godafther

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B E L I E V E !
>B E L I E V E !
B E L I E V E !
>B E L I E V E !
B E L I E V E !
>B E L I E V E !

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BASED prodigy track

No doubt they'll go straight up the back stop.

Why is the House of Commons and the way they vote so archaic??

Catherine murderer?!

Post your civil unrest face

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>Welsh
>On benefits
>Somehow is able to stand there all day everyday screaming "STOPPPPPP BREXIT"

Has anyone reported this con artist to the DWP yet?

Remember mummy may posters?
The absolute fucking state of them, sure are quiet now.

About 30 mins?

>this is our shadow Brexit Secretary
Did I hear that right? The hell?

THINGS

>May in Fergie time now

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No, you dumb mong.
>itv.com/news/meridian/2019-03-12/charity-believes-catherines-death-was-tragic-accident/
read this

what does brit/pol/ think of industrial society?

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For fuck sakes kek

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>burger not understanding traditions
What a surprise.

Coming from somebody whose country demands a pledge of allegiance to a flag at the start of every school day.

Fuck off, Yank.

Woulkd things have been better or worse if we had had Mummy Leadsom instead? She at least is an actual mummy.

>Get super majority
>Sell off the country
>Abandon any element of socialism
>Shit on the working-class

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Fucking tune enjoy the trip lad.

Pretty based desu. I like not having to spend my days subsistence farming and dying of tuberculosis

Shill somewhere else Soros

Spain invading gibraltar, when?

lol.

Soon to be pledge allegiance to the
>fag

its consequences have been a disaster for the development of the human race

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Never, if they know what's good for them

Does no one else want to live in a blade runner/cyber punk type world? It does look appealing.

What are the chances for the following:
- no deal
- Article 50 extended by 2 years
- elections, new government
- labour negotiates backstop with EU but EU can't change its stance
- the same bullshit two years from now, but with MPs sitting on the benches of the opposite side?

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When Argentina goes back for the Falklands

>muh traditions
>poos, women and niggers a-plenty
A great and noble Hobbean tradition indeed, by Jove!

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Why so many seats empty? People abstaining?

This guy talking sounds extremely British, the guy with glasses

>tfw I was 16yo when this came out
feels old man

You can't really say much about niggers and pakis though can you?

>tfw no swarthy Spanish gf

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Jacob Rees-Mogg, the Honorable Member for the 17th Century

nonce hunters are doing a brexit special tonight

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there's still 5 minutes lad

cheers m8

no point in the debate. pop in, vote, down the pub

Nuke 'em Bazzer

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For a bunch of cunts who are paid to talk so many MPs are inarticulate and stumble over their words.

Where have I seen this guy before, isnt he the dad of that autist who made a legendary series of videos which were later commented on by Godwinson? What was the name of that fat kid with the big titties, this is going to wind me up.

That's daddy Mogg.
He took his valet when he went canvasing.

Snorting coke in the parliament bar.

Aren't they going to vote in 5 minutes?

it only looks appealing due to the sci-fi Japanese aesthetic -- remove the noodle stands, the flashy anime holograms and laser katanas and you're left with what we have now. You're living in a cyberpunk distopia; consider the average transhuman tranny

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What's she thinking Jow Forums?

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You dont say

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almost a full house now

No, I live and die in the countryside.

Just before we sell nukes to Catalan separatists.

I'm about to get a massive payday in GBP, you guys need to get your act together.

Get on with it!

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Sure I can, if only: At least I don't pretend they're part of my government's fucking "tradition", you slimy Anglo mutt.

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Just imagine if it happened on April Fools

>EEEENNNNNNGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLAAAAAAAAANNNNN LIVES AND
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After i drove for an hour to meet a girl and she didn't turn up one time (we've met up since then), i've now spent two whole days arranging and planning to meet up again in a hotel, on the day we're going she acts exactly like the time she didn't turn up, texts hours afterwards, complains i haven't booked anywhere (it's a fucking tuesday ffs), so i nook a free cancellation place - not good enough, she doesn't like it. Still even now we're fight over this catch 22 scenario.

How are splitarses so flaky, unreliable and untrustworthy till you've nailed them?

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What did you do with her?

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Franco put up a wall didn't he? Between Spain and Gibraltar, they were cut off for years but they got by just fine and it upset the Spanish because they had family/loved ones and jobs in Gibraltar.

>two more weeks of this shit
>I could have been a mother

>Based Dennis Skinner sitting forward in his seat as ever

What’s the story with the British House of Lords? Was / is it conservative?

What about the House of Lords act 1999, did that change much ?

You're probably right, I do like flashy holograms and neon. Drugs would be great too.

>Mogg mogging Barclay

hahaha

The Queen's Guard storms the parliament, it's a coup! The Queen herself then enters the room and declares absolute power. What would you do?

IT'S TIME FOR THE NEIL ON BBC ONE

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>going to an informal meeting in pub
>they don't want anyone drinking till its finished
>rock up and get a pint before sitting down
>nobody has said anything about it
Went better than expected. Bored as fuck though.

"Bean and sausage melt > Steak bake"

lol. The question was.. Why is it so archaic in the parliament.

Because it is tradition, even the fucking golden scepter in there is older than the USA for crying out loud.

>David Davies voting for the deal

AHAHAHA what a fucking KEK is there anyone who isn't?

>I could have been a mother
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Aw baby
So fucking excited and worried