Will you see it Jow Forums?

If they rename it to this, I'll see it.

I'm trying to see the all-black women reboot of Schindler's List.

No. I wouldn't see it if it was an all male reboot. I probably wouldn't watch the original if it was on TV right now. The movie was okay, I wish people would stop acting like that and Pulp Fiction are these incredible masterpieces. It was an okay film, that's it.

What are you, some kind of bigot?

youtube.com/watch?v=bkhXSLmRbiE

It should be remade with people with disabilities, dwarfs, homosexuals, and Jews.
Then it’s a must see.

>Dolls
Nah, Dogs is still fitting.

An already bad movie will be even shittier. Why should I even care?

i'm pretty sure that ended up just being a fan made youtube video

If women are so cool and clever and tough why cant they get their own stories? It worked great with Kill Bill.

lol

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true

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do they get a flat tyre on the way to the robbery and no one can get the nuts of the wheel, so they all go home?

This ainfucking stupid because women don’t act an interact like a bunch of male criminals.

If you want to make a movie about women criminals make a movie about women criminals, don’t make women pretend to act like men

Give it 10 more years leaf then they will move on to the next class of oppression reboots.

I didn't even see the first one, so no. Fuck off kike.

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Must have been the clickbait of its time.

Na.

Dam Cunts

ok incel

Oh dear God, why? Who thought this was a good idea? Tarantino actually signed off on this shit?

lmao, way to go girls, aint no one can plagiarize like you do.

If it was with all women but still retained the political incorrectness of the original then... why not?

fuck sake.

What movie is this?

>(((Hollywood))) is so strapped for ideas, they just implemented full Rule 63

hahaha you are joking, right?

That's next

why? it literally makes no sense to remake it, or any classic or good movie. but even less sense considering these all women shit-shows don't do well in theater and typically just start twitter fights.

Set It Off

Stop remaking every fucking movie from the past and destroying it. Try and make something original.

Not going to see this kike filth.

God what a fucking disaster. If it wasn't for online shopping I probably even bother paying for the internet anymore either. This world is gay as shit, why would I want to be connected with it?

Hollywood no longer has to run off of good ideas or be focused on money. They have so much money that they can afford to just pump out trash and small niche audiences will gobble it up and it will make just enough money to not be a financial nightmare for them. No one with any self worth should be giving them any money.

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every other Jewish attempt to remake a classic with females has worked great so far right rabbi?
>Oceans
>Ghostbusters

Insanity is trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

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Lol no, I never watch any of this all girl cast crap, maybe if they were all hot I would, but this is never the case.

No because this was posted weeks ago. It’s a small obscure theater production in Florida. Totally irrelevant to everyone else and if some rando woman wants to make this then more power to them. Nice try though.

I'd literally rather be one of these guys.

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Because theater attendance is declining in the face of alternatives like video games and streaming services. Giant studios need every boost they can get, including name recognition.

This particular one is for a literal theatre, like as in it’s a stupid play. No ones gonna see it anyway.

we should create Chan net 1.0, where you mist type in a racist slogan before you can enter.

Lol. Be my guest. What times we are living in...

At some point women need to realize that copying men decades later and worse isn't empowerment. This is "cunt washing" a la "green washing".

They got that covered. The second bitch from the left looks like she's carrying a spare, if you know what I mean.

Tarantino is a turbo cuck. If you didn't know that, well, sorry.

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>Let's do everything that men did but worse, so people will love our cause. No new OC, just piss on everything they like.

Brazzers would sue.

Underrated as fuck

Black Muslim trannies with Down's Syndrome

Does Buscemi still play Mr Pink?

Its a play. It literally doesn’t matter.

is he a tranny? WIMIN ONLY

The other Doom movie wasn't a good "doom" movie in any way, but it was still an entertaining action movie. I liked it as that desu. But holy fuck does that trailer look terrible.

Do you mean the kike on the left?

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No

It's part of the agenda.

If it actually made sense to put a women or some other "minority" in a role I'm fine with it. When it's obviously forced by (((them))) then it's just pure brainwashing.

Damn with some 0 like that you ain’t lieing! He’s also a suuuppler Hollywood mooch that try to get anything and everything for free all because he’s him. Paying for coffee is below him

but why

Whats next? The Shawskank Redemption? God damn I wish they could leave shit be.

I hate Tarantino's long dialogues because he has to stretch scenes, because he's a hack.

Powerful strong womyn can be criminals too! So inspiring!

Easier to write and produce when you have 80% of the work done for you by the original movie.

All of my wat. Didn't they learn anything from nu-Ghostbusters? What is the thoughtprocess behind greenlighting projects like this?

Lake Ladies.

Only if they still all die at the end.

Reservoir Drags

Another movie I’ll never watch.

Why can’t they make original movies with Women? It’s like they cannot create anything themselves. Really makes you think.

They should have called it Reservoir Cats

We live in a clown world.

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Let’s remake a movie that has cunts in it.

We’ll make it because we are cunts.

We’ll make it for cunts.

And cunts will come to it.

Get in line you pathetic cunts.

Don’t forget you’re a fucking cunt, ya fucking cunt, ya.

Hollywood is so full of hacks that are brain dead, so expect more of this shit.

You mean

>will you pirate it Jow Forums?

And no. No I won't

Reservoir Nogs

a rip off of a rip off. that should be worth my money

Mr. Pink complete with electric wheelchair and dilator.

I don’t watch TV or see movies. All you cucks on here say you are against the leftist establishment and the leftist media but you guys are the fanboys that line up overnight to see the newest marvel movie when it comes out. You ought to be ashamed.

nothing's changed. except looking like women, they now look like trash.

rated

This is simply retard. There no fucking female mafias.

no wonder it's all going to shit. west is getting commie-fied. got to nuke it all to save the world.

There are plenty of people outside of Hollywood making entertainment, you everyone just thinks Hollywood is the best because they put millions of dollars behind these leftie projects. Stop giving them money and they’ll eventually go away.

How desperate to launder money are they?
No one will ever see this

Tarantino is lame as fuck
Hipsters are cancer

Projecting too hard

Because women

>getting more desperate and unhinged

Is what you meant to say

Doubt

This

His movies are for 90s hipsters

this.
same thing happened with vagina ghostbusters.
same thing will happen for black james bond, female james bond, black female james bond.
female/black version of dragnet, columbo, rambo, A-team, back to the future.
literally pick ANY movie from the past that had whites and/or males as the leads and insert a white/black (preferrable black) female into the role instead
>profit

>muh silver linings

Way to stay positive bro
Theres always some good to be found

Top kek m80

This

Never seen the original. No interest in seeing this. Not that I believe it is real.

E.T.
ChiPs
knight rider
Miami Vice
Hawaii 5-0
Air Wolf (they would literally put in a woman in place of the helicopter)

I wouldn't see it anyway, I fucking hate reboots. It had its day
>me and two of my friends from our juvie halfway house decide to goto the mall
>invent a game called reservoir dogs
>we steal trenchcoats from the bay and walk three abreast no matter what is in our way
>head towards food court
>that's where the homie g's hang out
>I met the guy on my right while he was doing three years for torturing somebody for a few days and then lightning them on fire
>Guy on my left is a junior striker for a mc who was doing time for hamstringing a grown man with a straight razor
>I liked to brawl with Vietnamese gangs and one time I hit a guy with a hose packed with sand and he had to learn how to walk again
>we all did time together on a range filled with chugs that is used as punishment for white kids who lay a finger on a guard, we all three had fought armed adult guards on our own at separate occasions
>basically completely immune to teenagers our own age
>we plow right into about 20 yuppie kids in red bandannas acting like there are bloods in fucking Calgary Canada
>one almost flies over a railing guarding a 40 foot drop
>literally outnumber us 4-1 and they are screaming about how they are going to call people
>the cry of the pussy in the 90's
>we turn around and go for another pass
>I'm going to call-
>stop
>we awkwardly stop because it's not like we practiced this stupidity
>I present a pewling yuppie with a quarter for the payphone and invite him to call his friends
>he tries to slap it out of my hand
>each friend stamps on a foot while I use his shirt for headbutt leverage
>we march away in formation as he wails on the ground, once again crashing through his group of people because maintaining formation is super important
>I'm covered in blood, most of it is not mine
>we get some orange julius
RESERVOIR DOGS